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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
u shud not havz had chezburger, cat. u iz full of gas now.
If anyone asked me what the internet was I’d show them this video, farts and cats man, farts and cats
That is the cutest fart I have ever seen!
Thats what i was gonna say!!
You know how we all assumed that it is cute when a cute girl farts? We have never been right about that, right you guys? Why is it cute when a cute cat farts? Science hats on, everyone.
I enjoyed this far more than a grown adult should
I would never have guessed that from your avatar!
touche
I can’t watch a video like this without becoming incredibly aware of the no-doubt Gwen Stefani thousands around the country watching it at the same time. “Pet squeaks twice — gas comes out” is truly the “Where were you when you heard the 9/11 was dead?” of our generation.
The revolution will not be televised! Bing: Your Cure for Fart Overload Syndrome.
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woops! goodbye, Comment of the Millennia
hello, Dreamweaver
Aww, it thinks it’s people.
I thought it was a a fake fart noise at first but you can she him lean over and smell it. That cat is disgusting.
Yeah, you cat! You hear that? You’re fucking GROSS. Kenny doesn’t want to talk to you. He thinks you’re DIS-GUS-TING. Come on, Kenny, let’s get back home, I wanna show you this movie I made.
Long time no see. I loved the look Stevie gave in the last episode when all of Maria’s relatives moved into his apartment. Great stinkface. Where the hell were the recaps around here?
See, at first I thought it was disgusting that it smelt it, then I realized it probably just went back to licking its own butt…..
Everybody likes their own brand.
I didn’t even know cats could fart! Mind = blown.
Once when I was in 5th grade I was doing my homework at the kitchen table and my cat came all the way downstairs into the kitchen and into my lap and then farted and walked away. #truestory
You are welcome to come sit in a closed room with my farty cat anytime.
I knew I shouldn’t have taken a bite of my salad before hitting play. Anyone have a squeegee?
Can I just say that I don’t even read names anymore unless somebody has an avatar I don’t know, so when people change their avatars I feel anxious. You, Mrs. Hausfrau, chris_trash concert_addict and a few others have all changed avatars so that I get confused when I read your comments. Its like I have to start reading your comments in a different voice or something like that.
Anyjiz, I don’t want you to change back, because change is good for everyone including me. Your new avatars are great! I just wanted to express my own emotional struggle with change and hopefully find some solidarity and comfort with those who feel the same way.
Also, cat farts, yay!
Never Forget.
i just always want a transition period, so i can slowly accept the change.
Wish granted! Thank you for my Build-an-avatar, Bird and Lawblog.
Order is restored! And Scrabio grows a little as a human being.
True story: In the third grade, we’d have 20 minutes a day where the teacher would read us a story. My teacher was Miss Goulet (Miss No-neck is what we called her, but that’s another stroy) Anyhoo, the class is quiet listening to Miss No-neck read A Cricket in Times Square and all of a sudden I have to sneeze…a tried to hold it in, but couldn’t. I let out this violent sneeze that for some reason made me fart really loudly too. it was one of the most embarrassing moments in my life. I mean imagine…its silent except the teacher reading about some cricket eating liverwurst and then BOOM Sneeze BOOM fart….all those kids laughing at me…the girl i had a crush on looking at me with disgust… I just wanted to die.
We are so lucky the internet was made after our childhood us, Salamandar the sneezing fart kid.
Yours truly,
Chris Trash the raw garlic eating kid.
*AKA the grown man who spells childhoods, childhood us
Cosigned, That One the standing on the table and pulling out his penis while yelling “party time” in kindergarten. kid.
Here here.
–Cakeordeath, or as she was known to her primary schoolmates, Nosebleed.
That’s nothing to be ashamed of…I eat raw garlic now. Crush it with a little lemon and olive oil and salt…mmmm good
Aw I hope you get into Monster’s Ball to somehow erase the residual pain. More votes!
This is the greatest video ever.
It’s just so beautiful, I can’t hold back the tears.
This was seriously the highlight of my day. (I’m gonna go kill myself now)
There’s something sad about the fact that the most boring part of that cat’s day ends up being watched by 50,000 people.
We live in a strange time, guys.
posts like these should be re-titled under a new segment:
“When Filming Your Pet All Day Pays Off”
“I think I’d be grossed out if I had to watch a cat with rolls and rolls of fat hiccuping and then farting.” — Maura Kelly
This fart news just keeps getting better and better.
Though I will say that if anyone has an “extended cut” of this video, it’s probably best just to keep it to yourself.
I’m pretty sure the extended cut of this video aired last night on Fox in the 8pm time slot.
Soft Gabe recapped it.
ZING!
Is it just me, but did the cat then sniff and lick at the fart? That is one nasty cat.
I don’t understand. What does this have to do with movie trailers or Bristol Palin? I thought we had established a theme!
You’re seriously telling us you don’t understand what a hiccup-fart has to do with movie trailers or the Palins? #blankstaregum
My favorite part is when the cat hiccuped and then farted.
“Aw buddy, I love when I mak that pussy burp and fart” – Your disgusting neighbor
I wonder if BIrdie ever hiccups and farts…ON GABES FACE.
This is too great. LOOK AT THIS. This is why I love Obama.
#BNPG: Fart-themed Cat Breeds
Fartreux
SilentButDeadly-ese
Maine Poot
Tortoise Smell
Calicoh No Stop Farting
Cut the cheese-toh
Assinian
American Farthair
Pooterbald
Maine Poot Cat
Whoops! Sorry, Scrabio!
Gasamuffin
Pffffffffffffffffffftsian
Cornish Wrecks
Quack Tabby
Tankernese
Sphynxter
OK, KajusX, you win the title MOST PROLIFIC MONSTER.
Don’t worry, cakeordeath,
Noooooooooo!!! Keep going! I was enjoying it.
I’m glad! But seriously, I can only google cat breeds and slang words for flatulence for so long before I start crying.
@cakeordeath TWSS
CoD, I like the idea, but I feel this BNPG can only happen audibly. Or you can imagine the noises in your head as your read them, but… meh, fuck it. Cart farts ahoy!
Yeah, it was a toughie. But you monsters came through.
I wasn’t quite won over until they replayed it in slow motion. Very necessary. Very oscar-worthy.
The internet’s got its priorities straight.
And most tragically, the two sides don’t seem to have found much common ground at all.
Also, I would like to point out that this cat is precious and it did indeed fart.
You guys, DON’T watch Bing’s “Slap farts, fart wake ups, lighting farts, girl farts…Disgusting Fart Attack Compilation”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or do. It’s your BARF.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458
I’ll be honest, this was the hardest I’ve laughed all day.
#beinga21yearoldmalecollegestudent
this looks just like my cat! when i get home i’m going to demand that he hiccup and then fart or face the consequences!
consequences being:
* no more terrifying the neighborhood
* no more playing pranks on everyone
* no more riding the dog
* no more presenting a fish to your white cat girlfriend on the roof of the house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxI5fSp1cco
I now have chewed up spinach and broccoli all over my monitor BUT OH MY GOD IT IS WORTH IT
I was having a rough day, (I found out the girl I liked is now in a relationship. I’ve been listening to The Smiths all day. #teenageproblemsgum) and then I saw this. This actually made me cry I was laughing so hard. Thank you videogum
i’ve had to remind myself all day that tumblr is not my livejournal and i’m an adult and not a sad 16 year old girl.
I was a sad 16 year old boy today. Afer watching this I felt more like a happy 6 year old boy though.
Nooo! mr. wright, it gets better. And we Monsters love you!
Awww, Baby Friday you’re the best! I love all of you monsters!
Sad 16-year-olds are my kryptonite. I weep like a child when one of my students cries or is sad. So I got you this:
And if you haven’t gotten in touch with the awesomeness of Freaks and Geeks, believe me when I say: it helps.
I know no one is going to be looking at this, least of all whichever hater came through and downvoted all of this. But I have a few choice words for anyone who would downvote Sam Weir and Bill Haverchuck. Those words are: FUCK YOU.
Someone even downvoted the picture of the Japanese Macaque’s hugging. How can a picture of Japanese Macaque’s hugging not make you feel warm and fuzzy inside?
It was kind of weird to watch it once, but now I’ve watched it a few times. (Apparently, every time someone posts it, I just HAVE to make sure the cat both hiccups and farts.)
That is (the cat version of) your boyfriend.
We are all dating cats
Can someone please turn this into a gif? It would make me very happy if someone would be so kind.
Thank you!
How does one do this? When I enter a YouTube link into gifsoup it just loads forever and ever and ever.
it loads for me. this makes me sad though because i want you to be able to make gifs
my cat’s farts really stink.
My cat’s farts smell like cat food.
Is that cat fat or just acting like it?
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It’s probably just fat.
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ARGHHH!!! D
AMN YOU REPLY BUTTON!!!
Okay, I am quitting so hard right now.