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Holy moly does this look dumb. But, like, so dumb that I think I might love it? Also: Danny McBride AND James Franco AND David Gordon Green AND Natalie Portman AND Zooey Deschanel? Is it the summer Olympics again this year? And did the game of basketball get swapped out for a game of putting together the cast and crew of a movie? Because what a DREAM TEAM! But yeah, dumbdumbdumb. “That’s the point, I think.” Uh, that’s the point, I know! Still. Out of the three trailers we have watched this morning, this is the only one with any actual dramatic tension in it. The tension being whether this movie will end up being surprisingly great or if it is going to be the worst. I do appreciate that Danny McBride is not even trying with his accent. It’s a weird thing to appreciate, but I do. Go figure.
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Danny McBride’s intentionally half-assed accent > Kevin Costner’s unintentionally half-assed accent
Weird. They’re already remaking Shrek??
It may be a controversial opinion around here, but I find both Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel to be quite attractive.
DUde, WTF?!
I never noticed that, but upon further review, I’m inclined to agree
They’re pretty.
(Someone had to do it)
I don’t even like chicks and I find this to be a true statement.
Happy Trailer Day, everyone! I didn’t realize it was so soon or I would have gotten you all presents.
What a lovely present! You’re so kind, Baby Friday.
Anytime!
Jeez, get a trailer, you two.
There are literally too many to choose from here on Videogum today, itsahotdog. I wouldn’t have the slightest idea which one wold suit my needs best.
To me this trailer looks:
I can’t get it to play. Curse the foolproof age verification system!
I am sure Notsewfast is having issues too.
Kind of a Krod Mandoon vibeā¦ Certainly worth a look though. I too love all those famous people.
Yikes, it looks like Natalie Portman gave them all an acting seminar
Yeah, but she gives me a full-on nar.
Trailer morning, you guys.
I think Gabe’s trying to anything he can to delay posting about Paltrow on Glee.
That’s what he has Soft Gabe for.
I liked Land of the Lost so I think this looks great.
Hmm, watch James Franco cut his own arm off or watch James Franco cut other people’s arms off and Danny McBride is there? Decisions, decisions…
You see, in this one, James Franco is actually the responsible one and Danny McBride is the big stoner!
WHEN DOES ZOOEY DESCHANNEL START SINGING?
WHEN DOES ZOOEY DESCHANEL START NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES?
***MANIC PIXIE DREAMGIRL ALERT ON HIGH!***
WHEN IS WINONA RYDER JOINING THE CAST?
It’s my 30th birthday today and Gabe is reviewing trailers! Huzzah!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUBBLES!
“Have a fun on your Birthday” INDEED.
That guy’s name is “fun”.
I google image searched “Happy Birthday Bubbles” and this is the most terrifying result that came up:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, “BUBBLES”!
Whoa! Thanks fellow monsters!
HAPPY BIIIIRRRTHDAY
I have no terrifying pictures, I fear.
Can anyone verify if this is SFW? I want to check before a nip slips or something and I get fired
just a few adult words
and reveling bikinis
I reveled in them as well.
Medieval thong, more specifically.
Not really, there is like a naked nymph thingy and some Natalie Portman ass. Plus a lot of swearing, adult situations and some substance abuse. So yeah, I am totally seeing this movie!
I remember starting my crush on Natalie Portman in the 5th grade after I saw “The Professional,” and her in a thong in this trailer IS NOT HELPING ME COME TO TERMS!!!
I hope you are no longer crushing on “The Professional” version of natalie portman. Because if so, have some Ice Tea while I go do laundry.
Also, jail
More crushing on Natalie Portman, the rapper.
Does the ‘suck the venom out’ gag technically count as a nutshot?
Either way, I am SO back and forth on this movie.
I’m sure that even though it’s a red band trailer, they still kept much more of the balls-out fucked up humor under wraps. Either that or it’s going to be nutshot-trailer/Year One bad.
I am also ))(( forever on this movie. On one hand, “from the director of Pineapple Express” does not make me want to see it, no, none at all. On the other hand, it looks pretty fun!
Obviously those weird parentheses were supposed to have angle bracket poop between them, whatever internet.
Maybe we should revise it for the VGum comments as ))ā(( so that way the infinity symbol looks like poop.
I probably lean more towards SNL Rap Star Natalie Portman, these days.
Dammit.
while you’re here. can we talk about your scary avatar? can we make that less scary somehow?
nailed it.
This is worse. THIS IS WORSE!!!!
I’ll send it to the board where it will go under review.
Lil’ Kim is out of jail?
We’re going to need a bigger MTV Movie Award for Best Everything!
David Gordon Green has a very strange IMDB trajectory
“Your Highness” is our generation’s “Men In Tights”.
But seriously, this has all the things that I like in it, and I hope it’s not one of those movies where every funny joke is in the trailer. Looking forward to it.
Zero laughs from me in this trailer. Does not look good but neither did the trailer for Pineapple Express and that movie made my stomach hurt from laughing. Fingers crossed but I can see this one bombing.
Woops, read this in Kenny’s voice, now I’m dead. Viking pyre me, bros.
I know it looks goofy/stupid. But i could definitely enjoy this movie. Sort of like a modern, less horror-oriented army of darkness. But a lot of people think that movie is stupid as well, so i get why a lot of people are skeptical of Your Highness.
Justin Theroux! Oh, man, I can’t wait for Parks and Rec to come back.
Holy MOLY it is dumb that the college computer I am internetting on right now DOES NOT HAVE WORKING SOUND.
Pretty sure I got the gist of the trailer too, however.
That one guy reminded me of Danny McBride, but Danny McBride isn’t British so I’m not sure who it is.
Oh please let this be VG MOVIE CLUB”d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Should I put in the path of this nation one thing, one single thing, deposited from That Most Divine Hand for the sole sake of the enlightenment of our people, and the betterment of our children, and the esteem of our nation, and the pride of our kind, I should hope most fervently and with the dogma of utter self-assurance that one day some buck of a film director might realize that most aetataureate potential which is, at this very moment, curled within the notion of a fantasy movie, but with swearing, and weed. Give unto me that which I deserve for my actions; give unto James Franco that which his stories about white boys smoking weed warrant.” – me, right now
I would be DAMN HAPPY to be kidnapped by an evil magical Justin Theroux! Sadly, this film covers his wonderfully intense widow’s peak with wigz. Probably why Zooey isn’t into it. The Nic Cage effect.
Trailer day is obviously going to have to include the bizarre Daniel Craig / Harrison Ford “Cowboys and Aliens” trailer that was just released today.
yes, yes it is.
I didn’t really laugh until the very very last joke.
Whoo buddy, this is gonna be just like the Hangover I betcha.
Ah yes, another addition of “Ladiez is objects (Stoners are Actually Super Duper Responsible Guys!)”
Oof.
I went to school with David Gordon Green and Danny McBride, so this is a definite opening weekend one for me.
Fantasy bound and careers going down.
Saw this at a test screening a couple months back. It was TERRIBLE
Worse than The Happening, Land of the Lost, The Phantom Menace or James Franco’s fiction?
was that kevin sorbo near the end?!?!?!?!?
Brilliant writing. Ye olde English followed by ye newe swearing:
‘I am a man more sinned against than sinning… bitches’
‘Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths, Our bruised arms hung up for monuments, Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,.. Cuntz’