Sad news, you guys. Remember how Eddie Munster started dating that life-long superfan and was moving to Pennsylvania, to like, ride a horse or something? Well she dumped him and now he’s in rehab. God damn it. It’s like, if those two can pull it off, who can, you know?!

































So you are telling me the former child star who moved to the country on a whim to live with some lady from the internet had a substance abuse problem? What is the world coming to.
Look At This Fucking Eddie Munster Rehabilitation Program
I heard she was something of a Hermaniac (let’s do this!)
Eddie only known what he was getting into, he might have thought twice.
You are getting pretty eddie with that one, teach. (yes?)
He couldn’t Munster enough enthusiasm for marriage
I heard that the relationship wasn’t all that he led it to be and she accused him of gilding the Lily.
She refused to lick his Frankenstein-sized Linus
Ooo, submit that one to Readers Digest and they my be marilyn you a check for your joke!
#boogetoffthestage
thanks, friend
Don’t beat yourself up — I thought this one was scary good.
I hope that check is for a GRAND. PA will be so proud.
Yeah, lets hope it’s comes this WEDNESDA- I’m sorry, what? Wrong show? Aw fuck it.
Don’t worry COUSIN, ITT’s okay.
I know. To cheer up, I’ll just have to play fetch with my PUGS. LEE, my oldest pug, is the cutest I think.
Hey, don’t Mockingbird Lane him.
She just couldn’t munster up the will to stay with him even one more day.
“Looks like somebody,” (David Caruso puts on his sunglasses) “didn’t make the Munsters Ball…”
SSSSSKKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is THAT how you spell that?
yeah its “skraw” but you drag it out because you’re screaming it
Despite how it ended, it gives me hope about the future for me and Rider Strong.
Please stay away from my boyfriend.
I refuse to show sympathy until they explain how he was a werewolf when his mom was a vampire and his dad was a frankenstein.
If I have to explain this one more time, I swear…
Impressive! What we need more of is science. It answers so many of life’s mysteries.
Come on, the guy has enough on his plate without you bringing up the adoption!
UPVOTES FOR ALL!!
This isn’t the first relationship to fail because of bad chemistry:
Upvoted for my darling dear Colin Clive.
NOOOOOOOOOO! He has to fight to win her back! I have fait in you Eddie!
I gave her my heart and she made me go to rehab #failedoriginallines
oh. oh no. i think i’m going to see this in my nightmares.
Oh no! This is sadder then that time I watched Serendipity backwards!
Was that post from August 4th of last year? Because it seems like this started a long, long, long (sorry George) time ago.