I’m not going to spend too long talking about Daylight Savings Time because one of the first rules of entertainment is to know your audience and I know that my audience, and also EVERY audience, finds discussions of Daylight Savings Time to be BORING. But it sure is getting dark early. Fascinating observation! Seriously, though, it’s draining! Now I see that the bears were right, and we should never have left those caves. WE’VE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE CAVES! Oh well. The one thing that separates us from the bears (the only thing, probably) is our uniquely human ability to turn that frown upside down! The sun has gone down and your butt is cold and you’re bored? USE IT. Boring Movies: The Game.

So:

  • Hurt Bill, Vol. 1
  • Edward Normalhands
  • One Of Tens Of Thousands Of Starfighters
  • Dream On Elm Street
  • You Can’t Count On Me
  • Hurt Bill, Vol. 2

Have fun. NO BEARS ALLOWED.

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