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I’m not going to spend too long talking about Daylight Savings Time because one of the first rules of entertainment is to know your audience and I know that my audience, and also EVERY audience, finds discussions of Daylight Savings Time to be BORING. But it sure is getting dark early. Fascinating observation! Seriously, though, it’s draining! Now I see that the bears were right, and we should never have left those caves. WE’VE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE CAVES! Oh well. The one thing that separates us from the bears (the only thing, probably) is our uniquely human ability to turn that frown upside down! The sun has gone down and your butt is cold and you’re bored? USE IT. Boring Movies: The Game.
So:
- Hurt Bill, Vol. 1
- Edward Normalhands
- One Of Tens Of Thousands Of Starfighters
- Dream On Elm Street
- You Can’t Count On Me
- Hurt Bill, Vol. 2
Have fun. NO BEARS ALLOWED.
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Wednesday at Bernies
Eight Basketballs in a Duffel Bag
Goodwill Sitting
Goodwill Shopping
Waving at Amy
For Colored Girls Who’ve Considered Whining a Little When the Rainbow Was Enuf
kite club
(1) day of summer
Asian section of Los Angeles
Mission: Plausible
Mission: Probable
The 40-Year-Old Man with a Relatively Average Sex Life for Someone His Age
Flowers for Algebra
(Hope no one did this yet)
Napoleon Firecracker
Kindabad
Inception
Die Easy With No Hard Feelings
There Will Not Be Blood
Batman Procrastinates
It’s Not Complicated
Bill and Ted’s So-So Adventure
Ferris Bueller’s Perfectly Normal School Day
Ugh, missed the earlier Bueller!
Mediocre Mr. Fox
True Misdemeanor
The Touchables
Who Framed Roger Rabbit’s Stamp Collection?
The Apple Dumpling Gang Calls It a Night
The Tame Bunch
Monty Python and That Nice Cup That Got Misplaced Somewhere
The Last Airbreather
Better: One of Billions of Airbreathers
Lock, Stock, and Two Pickle Barrels
Alt.: Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Jackets
The Wrap of Khan
The Grapes of Math
Yum, grapes of math, so tasty and healthy for you
I am Indifferent About You Philip Morris
How to Train Your Dog
How to Drain Your Dragon
Alice Inland
This Is A Spinal Tap
Star Chores: A New Soap
Public Frenemies
Peter’s Frying Pan
(0) Days of Summer. I didn’t take vacation.
James Bonds: Another Way To Diversify.
Dr Maybe
From Russia With Like
Chickenfinger
Popcornball
On Her Majesty’s Secret Drycleaning Service
Cubic Zirconiums Are For Now
Sandraker
Octopastry
Lice to Kill
The Man With the Golden Bun
The World Is Enough, Relax
Sigh Another Day
A Quantum of Solace
Who isn’t upvoting this? Holy crap. Nice effort, hit the showers.
Star Debates
Tea Biscuit
American Psychic
The Man Who Was There
Se7en E11even
Avatar 2D
Avatar 1D
Avatar
Pimento
Bottle of Coke
Rushless
The Regular Tenenbaums
The LIfe Terrestrial
All of these by the fairly mundane Wes Blanderson.
Das Boot Disk
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Has a Very Pleasant Time, and the Goes Home.
Saving Private Ryan’s Seat
Say Whatever…
Samuel L. Jackson on a Plane.
The Visible Man
Aging Bull
Women on the Verge of Feeling Nervous
Pan’s Lavatory
Mary Shelley’s Frankenfurter
Harry Potter And The Stone
Paws
Cat on a Comfortable Fabric Awning
Walk Lola Walk
Do the Acceptable Thing
The IHOP Breakfast Club
Stable Autonomous Home Rule Records
Celibacy and the City
HAHA, cute
Partial Tweed Jacket
Hurt Softly 2: Hurt Softest
The Good, the Punctual and the Tidy
A Fistful of Laundry Detergent.
Ha, made me laugh
The Devil Wears GAP
Road House
Wait, am I doing this right?
Dinner With Andre
I’m wondering the same thing.
Whoops
The Good,The Punctual and the Tidy
Paris, je t’aime modérément
Meager Expectaions
Meager Expectations
Into the Wild, and Back Out Again
Mr. Smith Goes to the Grocery Store
The Hills Have Pies
Star Conversation: Same Old Hope
Star Conversation: The Empire Drops By
Star Conversation: No Jedi Here
Oops. Missed the Star Bores above. Sorry.
Saturday Night Flu
A Streetcar Named Passing Interest
The Ten Suggestions
12 irked men
When Harry Glanced at Sally In Passing
The Thing(That Was Boring)
The Year of Living Cautiously
What’s Gilbert Grape Eating?
Gilbert Eats A Grape.
Mort the Vampire Accountant
(HO scale model) planes, trains and automobiles
The Garden Variety Centipede
Looking Okay in Pink
Adequate Self-Esteem and Tolerance
Mild Suggestion
The Girl Can Help It
Really, videogum? …i leave work early one day and now you’re on 384 comments….ugh
uuuh Rubik’s Cube (the first cube)
The Whatever Thing of Benjamin Buhhhhhhhtin?
The Texas Chainsaw Storage Area
Cuddling and the City
Eat, Pray, Have Some Vague Affection.
or just Eat, Pray, Love. That’s boring enough.
Eat. Pray. Sleep.
Rain Spotting
‘Six Degrees of Magnification’ (the story of two middle class opticians who lose nothing when they fail to acknowledge a bypasser).
One of the Waltzes in the Middle
The Codfather
Night of the Living.
waltzing with wolves
Appropriately Clothed and Terribly Nice Girls
This Is Spinal Nap
Village of The Damn Fine Pie