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I’m not going to spend too long talking about Daylight Savings Time because one of the first rules of entertainment is to know your audience and I know that my audience, and also EVERY audience, finds discussions of Daylight Savings Time to be BORING. But it sure is getting dark early. Fascinating observation! Seriously, though, it’s draining! Now I see that the bears were right, and we should never have left those caves. WE’VE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE CAVES! Oh well. The one thing that separates us from the bears (the only thing, probably) is our uniquely human ability to turn that frown upside down! The sun has gone down and your butt is cold and you’re bored? USE IT. Boring Movies: The Game.
So:
- Hurt Bill, Vol. 1
- Edward Normalhands
- One Of Tens Of Thousands Of Starfighters
- Dream On Elm Street
- You Can’t Count On Me
- Hurt Bill, Vol. 2
Have fun. NO BEARS ALLOWED.
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Appropriate Speed, Pussycat! Involuntary Manslaughter! Involuntary Manslaughter!
I was totally Tura Jesusa for Halloween!!
The Shirt Locker
Debating Whether Or Not To Look For Nemo
Finding Ne…OH wait there he is right there.
We Found Nemo
Asking About Nemo
Nemo Stays Home
Toastbusters
Ghostrelocators
Apparitioncontrollers
Ghostmovers?
Abortion Providers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Snooze
Regular Turtles
Teenage Turtles
Mr. Smith Goes to Walgreens
Mr. Smith Goes to Wash a Ton.
Walk, lola, walk
No Rush, Lola. It’s Not That Important.
Breakable
There Won’t Be Blood
There pretty much wasn’t any.
“Would you like to split a milkshake with me?”
Forrest Slump
Back to the Food Store
Death Takes A Nap
Do-overs!
Death Takes A Staycation
Life Does Some Taxes
Catch Me Because You Can
Eh, You Shouldn’t Have Any Problems Catching Me
Freddy Got Pointed At
The Day The Earth Kept Moving At Pretty Much The Same Speed That It Normally Does
Mr. Holland’s Lesson Plan
Ferris Bueller’s In Attendance
You Can Look Now
You Can Look Now #avatarinspiration
Invasion of the Other People
“Bueller?… Bueller?… Bu-”
“Here.”
“My Dad loves that car more than life itself, we can’t take it!”
“Yeah, you’re right. Probably a bad idea.”
“Do you have a reservation?”
“I’m Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago.”
“You’re not Abe Froman.”
“Sorry, I shouldn’t have lied like that.”
Rain, Man
To Sir, with Tolerance
To Sir, with Apathy
up vote! up vote!
Country for Old Men
No Old Country Buffet For Men
There Will Be a Slight Bruise
Son of a bitch!
Stoppable
Normal-Sized Fish
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
There’s Nothing About Mary
The Anti-Social Network
The Social Worker
A History of Silence
Kinda Sorta Almost Famous
Already Famous
You get an upvote for your avatar.
Haha thanks, I been around a while. But not as long as Proinsas. You get an upvote for your killer rap.
Did You Hear The Not Very Interesting Thing About the Morgans?
Scott Pilgrim versus a few inhabitants of a Canadian city
Scott Pilgrim vs a Couple Dudes
I borrowed your idea below. Sorry.
Scott Pilgrim and the World
Betelgeuse (the star in Orion)
Jackass 1D
luvin’ the new avatar
Some Like it Warm
Some Like it Tepid
Bring Me the Hat of Alfredo Garcia
A Fist Full of Pesos
The Decent, the Not-So-Great, and the Average Looking.
Please Lower Your Head, My Friend
For a Couple More Bucks
I guess For a Few Dollars More is good enough. LeoneGum!
The average sized man of Rhodes
Once Upon a Time in West Virginia
Upon reflection, that really should’ve been ‘A Wheelbarrowfull of Lyra’
Scott Pilgrim Chooses A Dandruff Shampoo
The Fifth Honda Element
Zzzombieland
Scott Pilgrim vs. the Western Hemisphere
Scott Pilgrim Vs. Winnipeg
The OK Escape
The Adequate Gatsby
Everyday Balls of Fire
Me and You and One or Two People We Know
))>>
2 Speed Limit 2 Calm
Lock, Stock, and Two Barrels of Smoked Herring
Dangit, I plagiarized you about 700 comments down…
Book Club
The Reading Room
You’re being so nice to me, Lisa.
DAMMIT you beat me to it! And I found out after I posted! WHAT IS THIS CRUEL WORLD????????
One Wedding and No Funerals
Chill Bill
V for Very Nice
The Tenenbaums
A History of Peace
Good Boys
A History of Passive-Aggressive Behavior
nice
I See You, Man
Where The WIld Things Aren’t
i am jealous of your avatar
12 Calm Men
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Sorry, That One. Can I buy you a coke?
Twelve Mild-Mannered Men
The Most Average Story Ever Told
The Ending Story
Whoops. I was going to reply that I saw yours actually appear below mine after I hit submit! It was crazy!
(This is a fascinating story.)
The Movie About That One’s Comment
(Sorry, couldn’t resist. Upvotes 4eva!)
The Uneventful Reign of King George
Middle Gun
Pulp Non-Fiction
Pulp Fact
Speed 2: Snooze Control
The Hours…and Hours…and Hours
“They should’ve called it The Weeks.”
Heh. The Weeks.
Book Clubs of New York
Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner? Your Uncle Irving; Isn’t That Nice?
She’s Just Not That Into Booze
A Little Tidbit About Eve
The Fly (Is Down)
Boogie Mid-Afternoons
Glourious Children Born of Married Parents
The Even Couple
Ha! I love it! May I interest you in an upvote?
Peace and Peace
127 seconds
In-MEH-tion
Beauty and the Good-Looking Guy
Presentable and the Homely
The Green Kilometer
Do Look Now, There’s Nothing There
The Shawshank Redeemable Shares
The Shawshank Bottle Return
Shallow Impact
2011
i really appreciate this one.
Wall
Rubix Cube: the Movie
The English Patience
The Actually He’s A Hungarian Geographer And Not English Patient
The Girl with the Dragon Temporary Tatoo
Temporary Dragon Tattoo? Upvote nonetheless
The Girl Who Knew Better Than To Play With Fire
The Girl Who Sprayed RAID On The Hornet’s Nest
Night of the Resting in Peace Dead
Temporary Overcastery of a Soiled Brainpan.
To Pet a Mockingbird
The Day The Earth Rotated
Gurp, I basically plagiarized silverpimp. Sorry!
2011
AGH! Posted within seconds of itsmemark. I knew I should have gone with 2013.
The Small-to-Medium Lebowski
Some Dude Named Jeff
Mildly Difficult to Stop
American Homeliness
the dark night
Why so sleepy?
Slept quite nicely but had a weird dream about your mother and an ice cream truck, thanks for asking. In Seattle.
Mild Hogs
I Show Respect in Observing Your Grave, Making Sure to Properly Dispose of My Chewing Gum in the Appropriate Receptacle
Butch Cassidy and the Wallflower
Cloudy with a Chance of Rain
DRYWALL-E
I like very much!
UPvote
Welcome to Leisurely Walking Club. The first rule of Leisurely Walking Club is: you do not talk about Leisurely Walking Club in outside voices. Inside voices only, please. The second rule of Leisurely Walking Club is: you DO NOT talk about Leisurely Walking Club in outside voices! That was almost an outside voice! We have to be civilized, guys. Third rule of Leisurely Walking Club: if someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or starts to breathe heavily, the leisurely walk must be stopped. Fourth rule: only two guys to a lane. Park gets crowded, you guys. Wouldn’t want stubbed toes, would we? Fifth rule: one step at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the walks must be conducted comfortably. No ties, no sports jackets. Charter Club polos are allowed. Seventh rule: walks will go on as long as it is comfortable. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Leisurely Walking Club, then you have to introduce yourself!
This is Jack’s kidney. It is perfectly healthy due to daily walks!
Yup. This is my favorite.
Friday the 9th
Serf of the Rings: The Oppressed Working Class of the Ring
Serf of the Rings: The Two Oxen
Serf of the Rings: Return of the Cholera
So good. upvotes for every one. EVERY ONE.
One ring to bind them… to the land
Birdspotting
Snakes Stored Safely In Locked Containers On A Plane
Being John McCain
Slumdog Hundredaire
The Boat
Did not mean to reply to this… but let’s see if I can save face:
Das Boot starred Jurgen Prochnow
Jurgen Prochnow was in The Da Vinci Code
The Da Vinci Code was directed by Ron Howard
Ron Howard directed Angels and Demons
Angels and Demons starred Ewen McGregor
Ewen Macgregor was in Trainspotting
Trainspotting was directed by Danny Boyle
Danny Boyle directed Slumdog Millionaire.
Damn, nailed it!
i want this to be a BNPG: give FLW two movies that are nothing alike and see what happens!
Slumdog Millionaire was directed by Danny Boyle.
Danny Boyle directed Trainspotting.
Trainspotting starred Ewan McGregor.
Ewan McGregor was in Angels and Demons.
Angels and Demons was directed by Ron Howard.
Ron Howard directed Apollo 13.
Apollo 13 featured KEVIN BACON.