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As an adult who is well into his 60s, I actually am pretty Team Your Boyfriend on this one. 20-year-olds already don’t give enough of a fuck about anything, probably because they know they aren’t going to live to see 22 (related links: FREE 2012 chat! Absolutely FREE!), but 20-year-old skateboarders? Fughettaboutit! They’re assholes! Sorry, 20-year-old skateboarders, but some of us finally have the distance and the perspective to recognize that your stoned self-absorption and shoulder-checking attitude is patently unacceptable. Also: THAT IS A BIKE LANE, GET OUT OF THERE. All of this being said: the other guy is still your boyfriend because squeaky-voiced being so angry about a fucking bush in front of a shoe store is the funniest. HIS FUCKING BUSH! PUT A RING ON IT! (Video via HighDefinite. Backstory via DailyWhat.)
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Relax technoDS3M!
Wait, seriously, what is wrong with you today?
Today? Try every day, he’s always spazzing out and trolling
DS3M is the new Steve Winwood is the new DS3M
You guys. This is all a dream. “Nooon… rien de rieeeen….”
That’s pretty good winwood.
This is the best thing ever.
Apparently just a picture of my cat was not enough. I am prescribing a larger dose:
Holy Gee, why do people always get so upset when you tell them to relax, that is like, the opposite of relaxing.
Maybe they should Prelax.
I will be using this term preemptively when I’m about to pull some raw shit.
You should see the comments over on Daily What… sometimes I need a little reminder of just how relaxed we really are up in here.
Video go bye bye.
Now i’ll never get to know who’s bush it was
and now, i cant see what you just posted but it got upvotes so i’m sure it was something hilarious! WHy does the world deprive me of funny today?
(insert George Michel sad walk .gif)
I would mail you my dvd, but I do not know where you live, and also I would like to keep them.
Charlie Brown Walk = Guaranteed Upvotes. #crackingtheGumVinciCode
My boyfriend was so embarrassed, he removed the video. That’s my boyfriend, and I love him dearly.
Anyone else hate the Bush Man in San Francisco? That guy’s the worst.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cbBdydQlrk
Was this a video of George W. Bush or Kate Bush’s pubic hair?
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My F*cking YouTube Video!!
Oh good, while you guys figure out where the video went, I’m going to lunch.
The very Internet itself has risen up in disgust at the idea of a 20 year old skateboarder and just destroyed that part of itself in an attempt to purge the very worst of itself.
On a side note, how many of these comments are going to be about something other than the fact that the video doesn’t work? I’m going for zero. Anyone gonna raise me zero?
I’d say the majority of the point of your post is not about how the video doesn’t work, so does that count for, like, .5 of a post?
Is this your bush?!?!! Are you the king of the forest?!!?!?
I have to send this to my dad, so he can know that he has another younger brother that none of us knew about.
That kid’s an asshole for sure, but you gotta give him credit for not laughing in that store owner’s hysterical face.
Whatever, he’s so much less of an asshole than the guy is. He offered to pay for it, he is great about the whole “Dude, I’m not going to try to outrun you” deal too.
Yeah, he offered to pay for it after he got caught red handed. He’s a stand-up guy.
As a horticulturalist, I stand behind my boyfriend, although, it’s more of a shrubbery than a bush.
It would have been pretty awesome if my boyfriend had told him to find a shubbery.
Ni!
So it was weird how the skateboard guy didn’t just leave, right? I realize that my boyfriend runs REALLY FUCKING FAST, but don’t people usually just run away when someone says they’ve called the cops?
At first I was all impressed by the eminently reasonable 20 year old skateboarder. But then I realized he is a turbokid with knowledge of the youtubes and he knows his buddy’s all free-live with the camera and he’ll end up a viral video so, y’know, just act like a gentleman for 5 minutes and you win the fight forever!
So yeah, I think they’re both assholes.
Speaking of emotional confrontations caught on camera: I watched [REC] last night. It was great!
Fuck yeah!
I might have missed it, but whose bush was that?
At around 3:57 after the long silence I kind of expected my boyfriend to say “So, umm…… do you want to go on a date some time”.
Especially after he said “I’m glad you’re over 18″
The glad you’re over 18 deal is part of what makes the dude such a raging asshole. He wanted to be able to legally fight him.
Yeah, what an asshole. Normal people know there’s no reason to get the law involved ever about anything. He should have given him the option to fight in the street like animals.
Way to overreact and become unnecessarily hysterical.
Just to clarify, I think this guy overreacted and became unnecessarily hysterical. (literally and figuratively).
Why won’t she be mine?
I wish I was more attractive like Dagless.
Still . . . one can only dream.
Yeah, this post… um…
TWSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You monsters forget to take your B-complex vitamin with your cup of coffee today?
Bush guy: “I can run pretty fast for an old fart”
20 year old: “I don’t even run.”
CLASSIC.
Yeah that made me almost want to hang out with the kid.
I’m not sure if this was ever covered but….Gabe, why does your age change with virtually every post?
Ugh, now I’ll never know!
Time traveller. Where Gabe’s going, he doesn’t need consistency
The kid is lucky he didn’t fuck with Ronnie Barnhardt’s bush…
He had to put extra water on it. EXTRA WATER. From the faucet or hose. EXTRA.
Well, when you have given up on pursuing any real dreams, drive a Ford Taurus, and wear loafers with shorts, you have to have PASSION FOR SOMETHING! Why not uninspired overpriced ugly landscaping?
Good god, you just made him sound more like my dad.
Did anyone else think Ian Roberts was going to explode at the end, because he’s a cyborg?
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So, who is the completely unacknowledged person that is recording the whole thing?
Probably the kid’s friend. My guess is they were filming their own little skate video when the bush guy came running at them really fucking fast.
I was just curious as to why he wasn’t being screamed at also.
Was wondering that at first too, but if you notice toward the end when he moves over to the wall, his shadow shows him holding the camera at a very low angle. So the guy and his wife were probably unaware it was even recording.
If someone took my Father and Mother’s bush out, I would call them a very good waxer.
sigh…
skating videos always make me think of Home Movies and Brendan’s Fisheye Lens.
I miss Home Movies.
Great. Now I miss it too.
I was really hoping at the end that the kids would just run and leave that guy screaming until a vein popped in his head.
…by the way, Bing is a FREAK in the bedroom.
Dude seriously.
So so mad.
I have to say the skater in the video is a good guy, i know this because he was one of my best friends in middle school and in high school, he’s just skating and like he said, he isn’t the only one who skates that gap, kids in town (Livingston) constantly go there. The town’s idea of a skatepark is a small parking lot, took them long enough to build it as they constantly denied it when i was growing up there.
Yeah maybe pulling out the bush wasn’t the best idea but he offers to pay for it, doesn’t try and bail, meanwhile this guy is screaming at him and putting his hands on him…great video though.
This guy knows…
Don’t fret – there’s a new episode of ‘Bush Jumpers’ on A&E next Wednesday at 8:00pm.
There will be more ‘hand on hip’ suspense and ‘cool as a cucumber’ 20 year olds.
Guys, I am so late to this, but I gotta say I am totally on My Boyfriend’s side here. That little skater jerk is a total asshole! And I say this as a former skater who spent a lot of time running away from security guards and the like. But I would have never ripped a bush out of the ground just to skate a shitty little gap. And I would have killed for a decent skate park in my neighborhood when I was a kid.