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On Monday, people witnessed an unexplained plume of smoke from an unannounced missile launch off the coast of Southern California. Unexplained until now, that is. Your girlfriend reports:
Pleideans shot it down, DUH. They will only allow missiles to be launched at satellites in space. TOLD YOU, SCULLY! And a very good night to you, Taiwanese CGI News Team. Have fun peddling your CGLIES to the sheeple. Some of us get all our news from Colleen Thomas now. (Via BoingBoing.)
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But where is HER honorary doctorate, Mr. Harvard? Could every college be part of the coverup for not yet giving her a PhD in FACTS?
The Pleideans clearly have no sense of animal rights since they didn’t stop Colleen from draping that innocent leopard carcass over her shoulders.
It seems that the commentators of Vgum are concerned enough for everyone. In a related story, I am a plagiarist commentator.
Still more credible than Greta Van Susteren.
And yet she doesn’t seem to be as concerned about the plight of the leopards she’s insulting with that coat.
(No H8 confession: I would probably wear that coat.)
It was a Chico’s kind of day for her. (as it always is)
What kinda super high-tech phone is that?
Secret Draconian technology. Please do not ask any more questions.
I don’t exactly know what kind of phone it is, but I’ll bet anything Charlie Chaplin does.
“I’m sorry, I can’t talk to you right now, I’m in the middle of a live broadcast and can’t stop filming right now.”
They know too much, finish them
Regina Spektor & The Strokes? What is even going on here?
“Know too much?” They ARE Draconian, you fool!
So excited about album 4!
I had no idea that Thomas Pynchon was a woman.
who knows what’s under that plastic bag
paper not plastic, a plastic bag would suffocate him
That’s what the government wants you to think.
Damn you and your quick draw.
That’s what he or she WANTS you to think!
Because of the Pavlovian conditioning I was subjected to by Dr. Jamf, I know exactly when and where comments are going to hit.
I’m sometimes psychic too, but only when stoned. I mostly use this to predict the murderer in episodes of Bones and Castle.
PTSmith: there are more like me out there? I thought I was the only one with this great power, this gift, this burden.
I, too, thought I was alone. And that no one believed me. I’ve demonstrated it to friends whilst playing cards, but unfortunately my friend didn’t take my advice about which card to flip over (I think saying, “You should listen, I’m psychic when I’m stoned” didn’t help me, though basically the only response was, “wait, you’re stoned?”) so I wasn’t proven right till too late.
Can you also turn traffic lights to always give you the walk sign while walking about town?
YES! Sometimes it takes me a while, but they always change!
Sponsored by Tommy Bahama.
“At the end of days, the prophet will sit on a throne crafted by Thomas of the Bahamian Islands and will wear skins of an animal that never was never alive.” — Mayans
I don’t understand what she’s talking about. The Draconian-Reptilian Axis never looked to start a war. A Pleidean faction attacked their HAARP research facility and the missle was retaliatory.
Don’t be so quick to believe the lamestream media.
That was Tommy Bahama on the phone. He’s worried that he’ll be a target of the Reptilians now, and wants his chair back.
Listen guys, please stop letting your girlfriend watch The X-Files after she’s had her bottle of wine. She’s obviously confusing it with some sort of documentary.
“Some sort of documentary!?” And just WHAT is that supposed to imply?!?!
Gotta love the poster behind her.
I swear I didn’t think that 4th glass was such a big deal, until I noticed she’d also finished the rest of the bottle of Xanax.
I’m a little bit upset that she has clearly ended up with much more money than me.
I kept waiting for 50 Cent to come out.
ALright, I’m calling it now: This is all scripted and she is actually a really good actress.
That’s what they said about Carl Paladino. But so far, he’s sticking to his story.
Yeah this is viral marketing for V. You guys watching V?? Or maybe the Event? Did anyone stay with The Event?
Lonelygirl45
I think there’s a Pleidean giving up its lifeforce in the background around 1:55
I’m going to call in to work. I didn’t bring my gun with me (because of Murphy’s Law) and I need to find a safe place to hide.
LOOK AT HER PHONE. HER PHONE IS HUUUUUGE.
I’m just puzzled by how this lady happened. I’ve heard this type of speech before, hell, I’ve even been handed manifestos written on such things, but on those occasions, the speaker/writer usually had a much, much larger beard, smelled much worse than I imagine she does, and well, let’s say they spent a lot more time outdoors.
By the way, a quick google search has revealed that she is right about one thing. Thousands of people do, in fact, believe the same thing….
In related news, life is no longer worth living.
This is the longest Family Ties outtake I’ve ever seen.
At 4:40 she reveals that Pleideans are plastic surgeons.
I think she revealed that in the very begining when she sad down and we got an extreme boob close-up
Did she just try to pass of a walman as a cell phone?
It was just a frisbee on fire thrown from off camera. Duh, Pentagon. Pssh. More like the N00bagon.
This woman clearly needs something to do.
Pleideans are censoring my opinion about this because they’re not going to let an innocent woman be mocked by evil old me.
Do you put milk on the bowl of crystals? Does it have my daily source of fiber?
You guys are just jeallous cause she is leaving in her own awesome world. After the video she grabbed a lighter which she used like a MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTSABER.
She went all bbbbbm…..bbbbbbm…..xxxxxxeewwwww
….bbbbbmm….
And she could fucking see the beam in front of her.
Man…Being crazy is awesome.
She’s pretty.
I never knew Pittsburgh was so important to the whole 2012 thingy. http://tinyurl.com/28px8ek Thanks crazy rich white lady with a huge phone! *this post may not be edited
“The Pleadians worked on my body”
Not to diss the Pleadians, because they did a great job with that body, but maybe they should have dedicated equal time to the mind.
I’m worried about Colleen Thomas, you guys. She is displaying a lot of the signs of late-onset schizophrenia.
I know that this isn’t very Internet of me, but, jeez, yeah. I think it’ll only take one more video for me to stop thinking she’s hilarious and start wanting to give her a blanket and a peanut butter sandwich.
I think we all know who was on the other end of that phone:
“This is fun.” – My Future Wife
she’s adorable, in a fear monger kind of way.
Umm the only person whose worked on your body was the plastic surgeon. You’re fantasy is merging with your reality here…
I had to stop this video halfway through as a customer seemed to be listening to it way too intently and I wasn’t sure if he was a plaedian or a draconian.Then he moved within smell range and I realised he was really fucking drunk.