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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
This isn’t “Walk the Dinosaur”!
This isn’t the B-52s!
I like the Cramps’ earlier stuff better.
This guy loves it, though:
And I love this guy!
I’m just a simple droid. Your reference frightens and confuses me.
These guys did it better:
I like what Geico is doing with this new online ad campaign.
There’s a Sarah Palin “Mama Grizzly” joke in here somewhere…
Sarah Palin found a Mama Grizzly in her cave so she shot it and ate the cubs and filmed it for TLC and said “I’d rather be out here than in an office anyday!” but ran for president in 2012 anyway and brought the severed bear paw to the debate to intimidate Obama and told a joke at a Tea Party rally that went “What’s the difference between me and a Mama Grizzly?…The Lipstick” and…
The 1980s was not an easy time for Early Man.
Oh wow, I couldn’t have asked for a better birthday present!
Is that Laura Dern with the bone…? Who’s in the bison costume…?!?
Happy birthday to me!
365 days until 30…yikes
Happy birthday! I got you a bear for your cave!
Thanks!
Looks like Sister Bear is at the beginning of a bender
Oh man. This book cover reminds me of my sister so much. I’m pretty sure the only Berenstein Bears books she remembers are these:
MSIQ (My sister is Queenie)
The best of those books is when they all got fat, except Mother Bear, of course.
That bitch was never any fun.
Oh yes, and HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY, Chesty LaRue!
Bappy Hirthday Gremlin!
xx
Happy birthday. Don’t worry–30′s awesome!
Happy Birthday!
Don’t make the same mistakes as this little fella:
Oh, what the hell? It’s your birthday! Go crazy!
Yeah, I already had apple pie and ice cream for breakfast. Starting my food bender early.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! DON’T GO INTO A DIABETIC COMA TODAY, PLEASE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
That’s Rockabilly, not the blues….stupid cavemen
Is this a song about women’s empowerment?
Bear Empowerment?
Jack Donaghy: “Do you know what a prize I am in the gay community? There’s a term for it. I’m a bear and I’m a daddy. I’m a daddy bear.”
That was the most chipper blues song I ever did hear.
Yep. This is in fact my new (old) jam.
Wait, they are going to light a fire in a cave? I guess in addition to wanting to rock, they also want to die of smoke inhalation.
We’re gonna need a bigger Autumn Jam
This guy is groovin’ to it:
this bro digs it too:
So I took this lady of the night home with me the other night and I was all ready to get down and dirty with here but I had to many chilli dogs that night and there was a real “bear in my cave” if you know what i mean. Git er done.
you guys know I wrote for Blue Collar TV right?
*her
‘Er’ works just as well in this case, no need to worry!
So that’s two videos so far today with dancing bears. I think I’ve had my fill.
Can we just do gifs of Tina Fey dancing for the remainder?
Let’s paws and bear in mind that we are bear-ly halfway through the day.
you guys know I wrote jokes for Bazooka bubblegum right?
That is unbearable.
it’s me and my puns ursus the world!
I’ve seen this 2nd Amendment pic before and it’s always made me chuckle, but only just now am I noticing how much that guy looks like Dick Van Patten.
You know, I was resisting making such puns, but I guess now I’ll have to cave. This might get pretty grizzly, though. Still, I’m sure if we all bear down we can come up with some good ones.
I’ll just look through this punning dictionary that I bought at the Bearnes & Nobles at the Maul.
Yes. Yes we can.
This gif is amazing when paired up with “Try a Little Tenderness”. I’ve never been more attracted to Tina Fey. I wanna take her behind the middle school and do white people dances with her.
Hey, bear caves can be pretty fun:
We’re all familiar with a “bear in the cave” euphemism for “you have a visible booger,” right? Just making sure.
I always heard “bat in the cave”
And by always I mean that sloppily I pick my nose a lot and leave them dangling.
I’ve always heard “bat in the belfry”
“this rocks!” – cavemen everywhere
You guys, don’t you just hate it when there is a bear in your cave? That is the WORST…amiright?!
Catchy and educational! I feel like I learned so much about paleolithic man that I can finally stop listening to all those Flinstones books on tape.
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Robert Johnson would be so disappointed.
This guy is very pleased.
#hockeygum
Has anyone made a Clan of the Cave Bear joke yet? It seems not.
[Insert Jean Auel/Children of the Earth/"Ayla" joke here.]
“there’s a bear in my cave.” -what she said.
Back to the Future 4 looks really great, you guys!