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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
(One thousand upvotes.)
This one is the best one.
Alright, we’re seriously gonna have to stop letting old people have video cameras, right?
Right.
Oh, good, nightmare time!
In the past few hours, I have learned how to scream and how to bleat like a goat.The internet sure is a great place for learning!
#learninggum
HOLY. FUCK.
Someone stop the TOP FROM SPINNING because I want OUT OF THIS goddamn Lynchian NIGHTMARE.
See this is why I’m not going to watch this clip.
But I think showing Lynch films at the local carnival is a genius idea biding its time until the inevitable hipster takeover of Coney Island.
i’ve been wondering whatever happened to Jim Breuer
Eh, Nick Kroll does it better.
BrokeNCyde taught me how to vomit.
This taught me how to scream.
Nailed it.
“The internets taught me to sigh
Gabe taught me to cry
This guy taught me to die
It’s not hard to scream
When you’re faced with a terrifying meme”
– teacherman Rice
When he goes clubbing, he likes to Bleat up the Bleat.
“Eat My Bleat” – Air
What do you get when you cross an old man and goat noises? Solid GOLD, that’s what.
Thanks, Gabe. I’m pretty sure I’ll never see again. You can start the website’s conversion to braille now.
Bleat my crazy-eyed old man says.
Yes. This is also acceptably cramazing.
See, that’s how you do crazy. Short and to the point. My Girlfriend Colleen could learn a thing or two here..
Meh.
He is still trying to cope with the atrocities he witnessed in the army’s elite…
A million upvotes upon your soul!
Gentledudes and ladytypes, I give you Ke$ha, ~5 years from now.
(When I say “years” it’s possible that I simply misspelled “weeks.”)
it’s the slow turn back at the end that makes it truly terrifying
I know what you mean.
If that’s wondershowzen you are my new bestie.
This is mesmerizing.
Where are these nightmare gifs coming from?? They must be STOPPED!
I have learned to cope with my dad’s barnyard-noises hobby (we should all be so lucky etc etc). But I just wish he wouldn’t post it to the internet. Or at least put on a shirt.
WHY IS GABE BOMBARDING US WITH ALL THIS HORRIBLE STUFF TODAY? What did we do to him? Is it something we said?
Maybe. http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23gabedelahayeweddingspeeches
This is where I thought this was going:
Me too!
Automatic upvotes all around for Beetlejuice references.
BLARGHHHH that shit scarred me for life as a little kid.
Ditto everything in A Nightmare Before Christmas. Still love those movies though [I have always been the self-punishing type, apparently.]
I’m guessing he probably also knows how to squeal like a pig.
Wow, I thought me and my friends were the only ones who realized you HAVE to hold your lips and stick out your tongue in order to successfully make the goat noise. Feels good to be validated, ya know?
this guy is still more sane than my girlfriend.