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My favorite part of this trailer is when Martin Lawrence’s son is in art class (the one place the murderers will never think to look!) and is asked to pose nude (and says OK?) and it turns out that he’s not just wearing a fat suit underneath a thrift store dress as you might have assumed. No, he has actually gone to the trouble to cover his fat suit with a photorealistic layer of humanoid latex, which he has then painstakingly touched up with makeup in order to disguise any visible seams or inaccuracies in his false body. You know, just in case he is asked by a mobster and/or art teacher to disrobe. Since it is safe to assume that he’s not wearing the fat suit to sleep at night, one can infer that every morning he sits in a makeup chair for six hours getting ready before heading to campus because hiding and murder and cafeteria and dormitories. Slip fall poop fat. This movie gets four butts way fart. (Thanks for the tip, Louis.)
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Guh… I jus-… I mean… what? WHAT?????
“The greatest movie ever made!”
-Ben Lyons
“Tootsie for a new generation!”
-Ben Lyons
“It redefines the cross dressing comedy genre!”
-Jefferey Lyons
“What is this shit?”
-Jeremy Irons
“Necessary!” raves the New York Times.
“Adequate! says the New Jersey Sun Times Herald…..Gazette?”
Roger Ebert writes, “Absolutely
the opposite ofhilarious.”“9/10″ — imdb.com users
“9/11″ – Rudy Giuliani.
“I’ll see you soon!” — 2012
“Almost certainly a movie!” Bandler Ching shouts.
“People will see it!” lauds Rolling Stone’s Peter Travers.
“Disgusting.” -Marie Claire’s Maura Kelly
“I liked it.”–Marie Claire commenters
“A masterpiece on par with Transformers 2, Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son lays bare the conflict at the heart of American cinema since Barack Obama’s election. Questions of sexual identity and racial attitude are put into crisis in the economically privileged setting of an all girls school (not unlike that attended by Sasha and Malia) where a true comedy of errors arises as much from socio-economic context as from a plethora of well developed sight gags and cross-dressing fantasies.” -Armond White
“We LOVE this movie and LOVE how it celebrates full figured gals! Maura was just kidding.”
- Marie Claire editors
I love this movie since I’m a jerk
Armond White
Best movie since Norbit!
Damn! Sorry Ian. Similar minds think alike.
To be fair yours was much better, I half-assed it like the writers of this movie
“So Good, I saw it once!” -Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune
Destined to be a cult classic! — Fish Altieri
“Martin Lawrence gives a performance!” shouts the New York Register.
“Martin Lawrence appears in this film for an extended period of time.” – Creative Loafing
“A must-see for anyone planning to steal jokes from it later!”–Tyler Perry
No Alpo Chino why, Lance Bass won’t approve
“Don’t be mad, baby. Booty Sweat don’t sell like it used to.”
“We are not amused.”
This looks good, but without Paul Giamatti reprising his role it just isn’t the same.
Dammit CT, my thumbs up slipped and accidentally became a thumbs down.
Sorry!
I don’t know what’s so funny about granny panties. Functional, comfortable. What’s the problem?
But you gotta admit, the “nutcracker” joke…funny AND edgy.
More like funny and WEDGIE.
sorry.
You shouldn’t be.
Martin Lawrence is also doing Bad Boys III. Do you think it was one for the other?
How would you explain Skank Robbers then?
I was really hoping for a Black Knight sequel, but dem’s the breaks in Hollywood.
Remember when your dad grabbed your balls in public and instead of it being awkward and traumatizing, you thought to yourself, “You’re right, Dad–I should have been talking in the way that you were instructing me. A thousand apologies”?
I’m rooting for the killers.
No….but I remember when you did it.
Shit just got real stupid.
Porn is getting way too weird.
I am SO hard right now.
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son writers’ meeting:
“So fart fart, fat people fart balls.”
“Yeah, but fart fat, fat fall. Gay panic.”
“That’s fart, but I was farting fat fat balls down.”
“Gunfight fart fat.”
“Balls fall down. Fat fart.”
Don’t forget the wise contribution of the senior writer:
“Girl parts.”
Really? A roomful of writers and they forgot “fat dancing?”
SPOILER ALERT: There is fat dancing, you guys.
“Rapping Grandma?”
“Whoa, buddy, save some for the jokes for Big Momma’s 4ouse“
HONKY GRANDMA BE TRIPPIN’!
slide whistle/record scratch
“WHAAAA?”
“You guys, I faxed Martin the script and…you’re not going to believe it…he is IN!” — Producer Barf Barfstein
Why does it half to end in ‘-stein’, teach? because jews control the media? i see what’s going on here, racist.
Um, yes.
Fair enough, but “slip fall poop fat” is gold.
thank god Nick Cannon was too busy impregnating Mariah Carey, otherwise this coulda been really terrible.
what’s up with that wannabe “Hot in Huurr” sounding song. “shake whacha mama gave ya” I think not movie trailer song. I think not.
“The Fatties: Fart 3 (ps 3′s look like sideways butts!)”
When that girl said, “Mary J. Bulge” I thought #BNPG. Monsters?
LudaCRISCO
Big Wayne
KRS Ton.
Snoop HotDogg?
P Diabetes
Notorious B.I.G.
meh.
See also: Fat Joe.
And also: Big Pun.
And also: Big Pun
Notorious P.I.G.?
Lardacris
M&M
SlimJim Thug
Doug E. Fat
Easy Eat
Eazy Mac
XL Cool J
Favorite!
Missy Belly-ot
Drake’s Coffee Cake
Iced Tea Cakes
Kanye Feast
These are all great Big Puns you guys
The Streets Vendor
Bushwick Bulbous
MC (Not So) Lyte
Nikki MenHUGE
Iced Tea
Mos Fed
Thunder Thighs Cube
Busta Scale
CholesterOl’ Dirty Bastard
Argh, I missed #BNPG. Late submission:
Martin Lardence
And now I did it wrong. Replacement resubmission:
Cee-Lo Melt
50 Tons
Gray-V
Your move, White Chicks
way ahead of you Patrick,
Your move, this gun.
I could not hear the sound on this (I have a job, and therefore must hide my videogum during work hours or at least when my boss is around), but I don’t think I needed to.
That being said, aren’t there less cumbersome ways to go undercover? Like a scarf across your face?
Maybe less cumbersome, but definitely not as hilarious.
“FAT = FUNNY!” – Hollywood, ? – 2012
“More like Mary J. BULGE.”
“More like Alicia KILOS.”
“More like FAT Evans.”
“More like BIG Kim.”
“More like BELLYonce.”
“More like Christina MILLION POUNDS.”
Damn you cakeordeath. You hadn’t started the BNPG when I started writing my comment. Oh hell Oh well.
Great minds, dear. Well done.
I AM SMILING.
“More like Toni BraxTON”
More like FATrick M
(took it and turned it)
To their credit, it was probably really hard making this trailer, having to subtly remind the audience every four seconds that Big Momma is in fact Martin Lawrence in drag, and not a charmingly normal old woman.
This is more a reaction to the culmination of the news so far today, but:
I can’t believe I have to wait until February to see this. WHY DO THE TRAILER GODS TEASE ME SO?
Should have been “Like Fatter, Like Son.”
Congratulations! We’d like to hire you to work on “Big Momma’s House Fore: Caddyshackin’ Up”! This time, Big Momma becomes a pro golfer for some reason.
As a writer, I’ll let you work out the details.
I’ll give you a sneak peek: This time around Big Mama’s body suit is even MORE realistic, and there’s a hilarious scene with a male suitor that ends with the line, “Talk about a sand trap!” #grossedmyselfoutgum
Make that joke grosser and you’ve got a green light!
Well, they were untill I watched this.
Way to get that exclusive trailer, MSN!
This makes that minstrels cycles synching up comment from a few weeks back seem eerily prescient.
I LOVE it when people fall down! AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAHH!
When I sent this in, my comment was “2012 Comes Early!”
I now realize that it’s the perfect tagline for the film.
I guarantee this .gif is funnier than the whole movie:
And this .gif ain’t that funny.
It took a couple drinks to even get up the courage to watch this. I still only managed to watch it with the sound off, and yet I feel I have a full understanding of what to expect from this cinematic masterpiece.
Idgi, what IS the meaning of “the nutcracker”?
They filmed this movie at my school. Too bad this looks like a shitty movie