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Viral Marketing Executive 1: How about we get the word out about Def Jam Rap Star by recording Hulk Hogan and Brooke Hogan covering Notorious B.I.G. in an economy hotel room with some weird dude in the background?
Viral Marketing Executive 2: There is not a greenlight green enough for this wonderful idea. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go call the MacArthur Foundation and check on your Genius Grant.
*SARCASM ALARM SARCASM ALARM!
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That weird dude is living legend Jimmy “The Mouth of The South” Hart! For shame, Gabe!
I for real thought it was Ron Jeremy. But your version makes more sense.
I think what you meant to say is that Ron Jeremy would make equal amounts of sense in this video.
I really thought the headline read “Brooke and Hulk Hogan raping Notorious BIG.” It turns out that was more accurate.
You guys, I may have a lead as to who flashed us in Videogum chat.
Dong flashing with your kid in the room? Totally normal father-daughter stuff.
Grizzly Man 2.0
This reboot of the classic documentary, by Michael Bay, stars Hulk Hogan as a hairless grizzly in a doo-rag who mauls a young nature lover (played by his real life daughter, Brooke Hogan). Staring Aziz Ansari as Werner Herzog.
Soundtrack by Popul Vuh (feat. Ke$ha) (Available at Best Buy)
What a weird-looking mental hospital.
I think you spelled “classic” and “nightmare” wrong.
I hope somebody sends me flowers in the nightmare hospital.
That weird dude is living legend Jimmy “Mouth of The South” Hart. He’s even got his own wrestling doll. And you call this a pop culture blog!
No! Double post of sorts! Sorry, all.
ZOMG WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE REFRESH
I like that we have the same taste in Jimmy Hart photos, though.
Don’t look now, but I think another contender has entered the ring (about 15 posts below).
White people are weird.
The weird dude is Jimmy Hart. Don’t aks hows I knows that.
Oh my god, I was addicted to those ice cream bars as a little kid.
they were so good omg!!
^best unintentional(or not?) homoerotic wrestling based advertisement ever.
Aren’t all wrestling advertisements homoerotic?
that is Mac from Sunny, no?
I had this as a child:
These are real things!
When I worked at a Borders there was one closing manager named Thom (re: the coolest closing manager) who would put this album on from time to time. It was hilarious but also an incentive to get those books sorted and shelved asap.
Uh Oh Chainsaw, I think we may have to be Mortal Enemies now, I used to work at a Barnes & Noble.
Luckily we were never subjected to this record. However, I did find passed out crack whores in the bathroom in the kids section multiple times.
No, it’s cool. My roommate currently works at a Barnes & Noble, and I’ve got a picture of him holding a B&N paycheck in my wallet.
Phew! My Mortal Enemy list is long enough without adding any monsters.
That was a close one, wasn’t it? I definitely am glad to not have a compulsive concert-going horse as an enemy. It would only be a matter of time before I’d be at one and I wouldn’t be able to see the stage and I’d be all like, “Down in front!” And then the person obstructing my view would slowly turn around to reveal long face with blinders on and I’d go, “Sheeeeeeee-it. Well, where do you wanna do this?”
Oh my God, you guys. So funny.
“Whoa whoa whoa. I didn’t give this the green light. I gave the go ahead to the green light.”
I know that’s her dad and all, but the only I can view Brooke Hogan now is as a girl who only hangs out with people I owned an action figure of as a child.
Wait. I lost my Playbill. Which one is Brooke and which one is Hulk?
I’d rather hear Pete and Trudy’s take on “California Love”
zohmygodyes. That’s brilliant. Are you listening, Matt Weiner?
It’s getting perpetually harder to stay safe online these days
Notorious S.H.I.T.
Wait so he just walks around in his own merch?
He’s the sole representative for the entire Hulk Hogan brand! Like how Jax Teller wears exclusively SAMCRO gear, thus relieving the rest of the gang from having to put on the dorky branded baseball caps or underpants.
Who doesn’t do that these days?
HA! wish I could upvote but the greatness of this photoshop blew the thumbs off the screen.
That weird dude is Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart “Fart.” I know that, don’t ask how.
Jeez, Mouthofthesouthgum up in here.
Imagine having to be the one responsible for editing the footage for this. It makes my day feel so much better.
Hulk has a picture of Akeem the African Dream in his wallet.
No, it was from when he was called ‘One Man Gang”
From my wallet:
Excellent!
That’s your vaguely incestual commercial
“ENHANCE”–You at the moment when you were video-flashed with Hulk wang.
Has anybody figured out who that weird guy is?
RESEARCH!
That “weird guy” is Jimmy “Mouf ‘o da Souf” Hart “Fart” Jones. I knew it all along.
Best movie ever
Well, I’m Sold. See you in the lines for this at K-Mart.-wrestling fans
K-Mart can still afford to stock video games?
If Biggie had enough room in his grave, he would be rolling in it.
This video is the last straw. I will now begin my formal campaign to reclaim the word “star.” Not every person who does porn is a “porn star,” and Brooke/Hulk Hogan is barely a “reality show star,” let along a “rap star.”
Sly Stone disagrees
Wait Gabe, I’m confused here. “SARCASM ALARM SARCASM ALARM!” implies that there are two sarcasm alarms, one to tell us that this post was written in a sarcastic tone, and the other to tell us that the ‘sarcasm alarm’ we just heard was played in a sarcastic tone itself. So are you actually trying to say that this is actually really good and makes a lot of sense? Man I just made a really funny joke that is sure to make the day of a lot of people*.
* SARCASM ALARM!**
** (jokes within jokes)
when did the Hulk start talking like Randy Jackson? or is it the other way around?
Yep, I’m Ready to Die now.
Somebody REALLY wants Daddy’s attention.
It was all a dream
I used to read Grappling Magazine
Iron Shiek and Booker T
up in the wrestling ring
Mmmmm Hogan wang. (No Homo)
I wonder if Hulk Hogan ever gets embarrassed in front of his friends/kids at school/my mom like I do.
I wanted to leave a comment, were the Advisory for “partial nudity” was actually referring to Hulk Hogan.
But it was actually referring to Hulk Hogan.
Nothing to see here, move on kids.
This is definitely viral because now I feel like I need a vaccination.
who would have thought that in this day in age I could lose respect for Hulk Hogan? Amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ndIhkA_ss
This is the “Hulkamaniac” video. Please watch it.