You guys, we’re looking for a Videogum intern to work out of an office in Los Angeles, California. Ooh la la. A bunch of regular Docs Hollywood over here. Anyway, if you’re interested, details here.
I would totally apply but it only offers school credit and I am in desperate need of street credit.
I have the perfect name for the intern:
That is awesome! It’s a shame it didn’t post properly on the page.
that was weird.
must have background with that’s what she said and trampoline accident database index (TWSSATADI)
Oh man, it’s tempting enough to move to America with all the Monsters parties and whatnot, and now you’re offering an internship? Makes a man mighty tempted, for sure.
*And* it’s unpaid, too! We Americans do luxury right.
Of course, with all the Republicans that got voted into office last night, most jobs will probably become unpaid positions.
(Har dee har har, Baby Friday, good one. Now GET OUT.)
Sadly there are never any Monster Meet-Ups here in LA, Flapu. They all occur out east.
California monsters are lazy.
We are too lazy to get out and pass props that we feel passionately about. (8 & 19)
FYI I meant defeat 8 not pass it.
If only they needed an intern to work at the lorry park, eh Capu Flapu?
I’m going to go to Lorryland and get a bangers and chips internship!
It says that it requires “one day in the Hollywood office”? If that is for real, and it is not supposed to say “one day per week”, then I am so in.
One day per week. Get real.
I can’t be held accountable for others’ lack of clarity/grammar mistakes. I leave that to Steve Winwood. But thanks for clearing that up. Obviously I want to leave my real, awesome, paying job for a position across the country where my sole responsibility is catching errors exactly like that, except without any compensation. Now who isn’t being real?
Whoa, it’s getting hot in here. Someone take off their clothes.
Gabe just got served.
I assume the candy being offered are Werther’s Originals?
The ofiice isnt run by a bunch of 80 year old men.
STOP: Check myself before I get wrecked.
THINK: Is this internship too good to be true?
Ack! Wrong jpg. That doesn’t even make sense! I meant:
I think the first way works pretty well.
Upvoted down the line!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY INTERN? (Rural Virginia)
Mans seeks intern. Duties include:
* Waking up old men from troubled sleep
* Stacking lettuce leaves (no spinach)
* Cat grooming and cat seances
* Federal Jurisdictions
* Riding zombie cows to market in fine clothes
The perfect applicant will be detail oriented, or at least awake. Payment is in Ho-Hos. For more information, please drop by the army surplus store next to the old mill on Thursdays after dusk. Bring a plastic bag of frozen corn, two Silly Bandz and a copy of the Bible.
I used to eat Ho Hos for breakfast every day back when i was in elementary school….being raised by a single dad is awesome.
Totally read Rural Vagina in that first line.
I’m an ADULT!!!
mans you left out bodyguard protection duties (from ghost shirts).
I contract that position out to Xe. Of course, now I have the ghosts of ghost shirts to worry about.
“America is a never ending cycle of violence and shirts.” –Cormac McCarthy
There’s just something about the idea of cat seances that tickles me.
Don’t forget mending chicken wire! (for you seinfeld fans).
“As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is no more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.”
How many days out of the week do I have to work the window at your drive-thru law office?
You don’t get to work the window until you have mastered either the fries or filling out Form 1023 for 501(c)(3) status.
“Hi, I work for videogum, in Hollywood.” — intern
“Oops, my panties just disintegrated.” — heiress model
I read that as “hairless model.” No we are even.
This would reduce my commute from one hour to probably a 2-minute walk (assuming videogum LA operates out of the top floor of the Capitol Records building) or a 20-minute hike (if it operates out of the W in the Hollywood sign), but alas, this is the first job description that has ever forced me to say, “I’m not qualified because I don’t twitter.”
Must love dogs.
Unpaid internships are one of the greatest scams ever perpetuated.
“You work for us, doing all the very long and difficult tasks we deem beneath us for some reason, and we don’t pay you at all. Maybe we’ll write a letter to your college saying you were here. The reality of the situation, though, is we’re doing you a favor. So shut up and work!”
I say this as a guy who has had many unpaid internships and also has had many unpaid interns working for him.
Will Hollywood Refugees get special consideration during the application process?
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