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Obviously, no one wishes harm on anyone, not even Vince Neil, but if we’re really doing this then we better see someone’s head get straight triple-axled off their neck. IT’S CALLED ENTERTAINMENT and it is WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.
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Canada did it!
And Canada’s is so much better! Old washed-up NHL enforcers skating with professional figure skaters was so much better.
pretty sure FOX did too.
So ridiculous. Talk about a triple LULZ, amirite?
I figure hate this concept
I’d give it a 5.4
What a Michele Yawn
A definitely Brian BoytonNO
*definite
Ice to meet you.
Wait…nope.
Nice.
This is so Johnny Weird
OH SHIT
A TRIPLE AXEL
Yes, but will there be any bananas in tailpipes?
Clerks animated series reference?
“Sean Young has starred in some of the most iconic movies of all time, from Blade Runner with Harrison Ford to No Way Out with Kevin Costner and Ace Ventura with Jim Carrey.”
Looks like someone finally understands Ace Ventura’s real importance in the pantheon of cinema.
Her gun must be sticking into their hip.
Fresh outta rehab and onto the ice!
I was just going to do this! Talk about your daily dose of bathos. Blade Runner vs. Guy Pretending to Talk out of His Butt
But really what they’re saying is that he didn’t star in any of those movies, right? He acted in them with [insert actual star here].
pssst…She.
Barf.
I’m surprised they didn’t go after former Miami Dolphins kicker Ray Finkle.
Come on guys.. ice is hard and they will fall down!
Looks like we got “toe-picked” by life
a Cutting Edge reference? What am I doing anymore?
Figure skating references are Tanya HARDing.
You Nancy KerriCAN do it!
I Michelle Kwan’t thinking of any good ones.
ugh *think*
You are being hilarious, DUH. Confidence!
(in perfect Donald Trump voice) This show is gonna be Sarah Hughes
Woah…nice Donald Trump impression.
So I thought for a second that it was skating like roller skating like roller derby and I was PUMPED UP. This idea just sucks.
Don’t feel bad. I thought it was skating like with the boards that the kids are all into. Then I remembered that there’s no mass appeal for that. *sigh*
Okay, but Sean Young is great TV waiting to happen.
True story, my brother ran into one of the guys from Motley Crue practicing for this at the local ice rink. What I found most impressive about this was that my brother was able to recognize a member of Motley Crue.
What? No Nick Swardson? That’s a disappointment. He talks a good game…
Sure, you all complain now, but you’re going to LOVE the attention once Trolling With The Stars airs. Bet you guys never realized that Clown Coffee is really former Beatles drummer Pete Best!
And Steve Winwood is actually Steve Winwood! Higher love, friend!
Dear Mr. Fantasy I Don’t Give A Care
Back in the PSYCHE life!
The Lorry version of “Skating with the Stars” had, uh, this, if that’s any selling point:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gGR28wrKiQ
Oh god, that is hard to watch. I hate this for the same reason I hate Dancing With The Stars. What’s the appeal in watching semi-recognizable people do what is supposed to be beautiful very, very, very poorly?
In hindsight, that routine is not as “OMG COMEDY” as people thought it was. On behalf of Lorryland, I am so sorry for this.
hehe, you brits. “SPECTACULAR STUMBLE OFF SET”
Coulda just said, “Dude Fell.”
And that’s an odd alignment of terminology: A Spectacular stumble? That’s like a Vibrant Grey or a Professional Amateur or a worthwhile blog.
Wasn’t this already a show and everyone agreed it was awful?
I’m glad I didn’t make this up! Wasn’t it like Davie Coullier or someone as the host?
Yeah, wasn’t it on Fox? And Summer Sanders (who was my swimming idol) hosted? And Todd Bridges was on it?
Yes! And Original Buffy had an affair with Lloyd Eisner, her partner! WHY ARE WE TRYING THIS AGAIN?
I wonder if Peggy Fleming will guest star?!
SO would Tonya Harding count as a skater or a celebrity washed up and useless enough to qualify as a contestant?
Resident “hate-figure” on judging panel, no?
I got excited when I thought it was THIS skating…
As someone who truly, unironically loves the sport of figure-skating, I will definitely not be watching this.
And I, as someone with equal interest in the behind-the-scenes, back-room-dealing, scandalous elements of figure skating AND the actual sport, am sort of dying to watch this. Because whose careers are so broken that they have agreed to appear on this show? Who will judge? Who will host? This has such potential.
You just blew my mind. Ok, so I definitely won’t be watching this, unless Oksana Baiul is involved in any way.
it’s called the iron lotus- it was popular in north korea until an unfortunate accident…
What do we have that no other team has?
Two dongs!
Fox already tried this with “Skating with the Celebrities” and Krstine Swanson nearly killed herself (her career was already dead). Speaking of ridiculous shows, does anyone remember Celebrity Circus from a few years back? It was the ultimate in desperation for fame.
yeah, i remembered seeing a joke on Arrested Development about a show called “Skating with Celebrities,” so i did a little investigation, and lo and behold, it actually existed:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skating_with_Celebrities
Dave Coulier
whoops, i kinda left that sentence hanging, but what else is there to say? Dave. Fucking. Coulier.
Anyone else thinking this will be exactly like when Jason Priestlley was on SNL in 1945 and played an Olympic Ice Skater and it was the worst aka best?
That’s when SNL really started to go down-hill. The Allied Victory just dried up their political humor mill.
I don’t know, I thought they really milked the Korean War for all its lolz.
Who are the stars these people will be skating with? ZIP POW!