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All that glitters is not cyber gold, you guys. Be careful out there! Don’t get raped! By the guy in this video? He is the website worm at the end of the hook. YIKESYIKESYIKESYIKESYIKESYIKES! I need an adult! No, not this one, a DIFFERENT adult. (Thanks for the tip, ILikeCats.)
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Isn’t connecting the first thing you need to do?
Apparently, the first thing you need to do is stop? But then, proceed? I’m not clear on exactly when to stop stopping though.
I believe you can stop stopping when you think its a good time to start thinking, but the connecting part, well….I’m not sure what that is, didn’t dial-up die like 30 million years ago?
This guys knows how to stop and then collaborate and maybe even listen.
“Don’t walk with haters ’cause hatin’ is old”
See? He’s walking alone. He is NO FOOL.
Also, “Check yourself before you get wrecked.” Thanks, empty phrases guy! Try the veal!
It’s all empty advice till it happens to you. When I was young I also thought I never needed to check myself, thought getting ‘wrecked’ only happened to poor people from broken homes with alcoholic fathers. Word of advice, it can happen to anyone. Check yourself, Anchor Management, its a nasty world out there.
You know who is a strong advocate of checking yourself:
the ‘haters gonna hate’ kid looks surprisingly like “red shirt guy.” coincidence? i think not.
This song is ageist.
Don’t be an old hater.
Is this why Godsauce left?
I guess we needed a Stop Drop and Roll for getting flamed on the Internet.
Also, don’t you get cyber-bullied for being flaming?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Neither does Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
If I didn’t talk to “strangers on the web,” I wouldn’t um.. nevermind.
I’m not listening to you. Or talking to you.
Wow, Sandra Bullock is looking REEALLY bad…
I would like to point out the following video, which I suggested here AGES ago but Gabe chose to ignore. It’s got better advice for staying safe out there, and includes threats from Fonzie and a creep singing about anuses:
http://tinyurl.com/3ywfky
I’m never having children. This world doesn’t make any sense to me.
I own that on VHS.
“I really like this cookie, but I don’t like the way you’re touching me.”
“Chill with the bullying and the flaming.”
I can’t help it … I was born that way!
I feel like eating a Beef and Cheddar from Arby’s and throwing a coin into a wishing well after watching this video, but I’m not sure why.
So this is where the dreadlocked fellow from Color Me Badd ended up…
Actually he looks like Dave Matthews in biracial blackface.
Yea and he sounds like Leon Phelps
i can’t wait until the Black Eyed Peas steal this and turn it into a multi-platinum hit, ensuring its cultural ubiquity for 5-10 years.
Hahaha I was just thinking about appalling my husband by suggesting that our band sample it.
You know, in all seriousness, before I saw this video, I often put myself into situations where I could become a victim of online predation in some way. But now, after seing it presented in a way that really brings it to my level, and in a pretty groovy way I might add, I think I will change my ways and try to be more careful. It is the cool thing to do after all.
Twilly is learning life lessons all over the place.
Ugh, why didn’t someone bring this video to my attention before I wired the prince of Nigeria like a sh*tload of money?
Yeah, chill with the bullying and the flaming! Stop making other people commit suicide, dog.
Did I see the poop back and forth forever kid in this?
Good call- I saw him too
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Relax, TechnoJayWise. Where we’re going we don’t need self control.
Also, “Make like a human USB and C-O-N-N-E-C-T” ? Really? REALLY? Mr. Wise, I think you are confusing internet and safe sex messages with disastrous results. If you’re going to connect like a human usb you better have a Trojan, which is different from when you are online where trojans should be avoided at all costs.
More like Jay STUPID, AMIRIGHT???
Well if nothing else, the Internet just gained about 30 great animated gifs from this.
Seriously, if 1:07-1:20 was turned into a gif, we could probably retire all other gifs for being unnecessary.
I am quitting my job so I can keep up with you guys. Here it is so many hours later and I was sitting here thinking the SAME THING and knowing that everyone already said it. My job sucks.
Fun fact: Back when I started writing video game reviews, I was eager to please the other people there, so I took a game to write about that nobody else wanted. Turns out nobody else wanted it because it was sort of terrible. It was an AR game about staying safe online, and for all the high production values, it was pretty uninteresting. So I got stuck trying to make that sound like something people wanted to play on my very first review.
The moral is: fuck staying safe on line, that’s boring and ruins people’s days!
Sounds like Anthony Kiedis circa Uplift Mofo Party Plan.
You think that one’s cool? RSA just keeps pumping out the hits!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFogu1qmmsw
So, this video is sort of hilarious and ridiculous, but then again, as far as social campaign videos aimed at kids go, this one is actually not that bad. I mean, the guy comes off as less than a pedophile and the kids are cute, so not the worst I’ve seen.
I’d give it an 8.
I was never confused about how to stay safe online but I sure am now ! Thanks Milli Vanilli !
Kid in black/gold t-shirt on the left at the 1:20 mark just showed me the only dance move I’ll ever need.
Good call. I’m off the the club.
What is it with people named Jay Wise and videos with weird dancing and words popping out all over the place?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjzBUIxypuY
That part starting at 1:07 where he does little symbolic hand movements for “stop” (hands forward) “think” (fingers at temples) “connect” (fists together) and then he jerks left and right for a beat, mouth agape, before he starts rotating his hands over each other, opens them and starts jutting his fingertips into the air while occasionally bending down and back up like he’s doing a really fluid (re: bad) robot dance while the camera artificially pans him over to the right to make way for the green screened girl smiling and dancing— what’s the name of that dance move?
Shorts under my jorts.
Correct! You are very good at this game.
These kids are dumb. They should have stopped and thought before being in this video.
Also the seem to all have taken lipsynching lessons from this guy:
(fun fact, Chicago monsters: he’s a hometown hero!)
Stop, Think, and Connect is what I do everyday when I have a shit ton of work to do, but instead waste countless hours on the internet and message boards.
Keeping kids safe: It’s not just about slipping condoms on bananas anymore!
Hey Jay Wise, 1990 called…it want’s its PSA back.
human USB is the future’s human caterpillar.
HAHAHAHAHAEWWWWWWWWWW…
I’m here to make a comment about Milli Vanilli hair. AGAIN.
I watched this with no sound, which is ok because it’s kind of closed captioned or whatever, but I still kept the beat based on the dance moves/nodding heads. My favorite part was when the kid just falls down at the end because he’s so worn out. Totally how I feel too.
This guy brought the funk…in that he didn’t shower a week before the video shoot. I know because I have this on BluRay and I watched the Making Of bonus feature with commentary.
Can we get maybe about a million gifs of those kids’ dance moves? I think I saw one of them moving like Bernie.
He’s right, there are dangerous things on the interweb, and the world needs to know.
This guy went to the C&C Music Factory school of rapping.
It’s about friggin’ time someone followed the original version of this song:
Stop. Collaborate. Listen
This guy has a little bit of a ‘Faith No More’ lead singer vibe circa 1990 – especially at 1:18.
Whoops, that’s my employer
This guy is the burger KING.
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I just want everyone to know that my bff sent in this tip!! And ILikeCats toooooo!!!
Hm, I probably should have stopped and thought before I connected to make this pointless comment. Oh well!
Counting Crows just get better with age, don’t they?
How many children would this video need to save in order to justify its existence?Because I feel it is more than the amount of children it will save.Which is none.
This video is my new Rick-roll.