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Don’t know if you guys are hip to this jive (yuck), but today is ELECTION DAY! The most wonderful day of the year, I’m sure. This morning I went to my polling place and walked right past the bake sale. NO TIME, CUPCAKES! GOT 2 EXERCISE MY CIVIC DUTY! Is it just me, or are the volunteers at polling places sort of the best people? I guess in general volunteers of any kind are pretty great because by nature they WANT to be talking to you. But we were joking and smiling and so glad to just be a PART OF IT, you know? America! Of course, as the above photo reminds us, today is also a contentious day as the temporary fate of our beleaguered nation is determined and possibly redirected once more. Who is on top and who is on bottom now?! We will find out in the morning. Basil Marceaux Dot Com, hopefully. Anyway, it’s going to be tough to provide a funnier caption for this photo than Skeletor has already provided with his sign. But something tells me you can do it. And if you can’t, then perhaps you don’t deserve the office of Commenter In Chief.
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. No inauguro. (Image via TheInternetToday.)
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What a weird looking Castle Grayskull
I apologize for the laziness of the above comment. Please accept this puppy picture as penance.
Accepted. (sucker)
Pictured: Beast-Man at 2 months old.
To those about to read this thread for the first time: Mans is about to blow your mind with his encyclopedic knowledge of He-Man characters, and his ability to turn them into jokes. Enjoy.
I was a lonely child.
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS ON A POGOSTICK. That’s an adorable dog.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Battle Cat.
This picture really makes me Cringer.
But I really Adora his costume.
These jokes are all Stinkors.
I still can’t believe She-Ra was muscled out of the race.
upvote, teach!
Wow, Carl Paladino looks GREAT!
I think the press-on nails sunk me.
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I am a grown man!
Fake and Gray
The college kids that watch this show in syndication are TOO DAMN HIGH.
….and with his magic powers, Orko safely returns America to the idyllic age of 2008, when the economy was strong, the US was respected, and healthcare wasn’t a problem for anybody.
That’s very interesting, but silly.
another dude runs with a joke that he didn’t come up with, one of many dudes who made basically the same joke all weekend in washington dc.
Sure, this is funny now, but when he turns out to be Muslim, too, you guys are gonna be embarrassed!
Where’s the death certificate?!?!?!
Nice.
The rent for Castle Grayskull is too damn high!
Frank Langella wore it better.
Rally to restore Skelety
Totally off-topic here, but why didn’t you let us know about your recent big win?
Wow! Um, well, I always thought of myself as more “Dooky” honestly!
Silly Skeletor. The position of “Master of the Universe” isn’t up for reelection for another two years.
Skeletors without bellybuttons can’t be trusted! He’s fake! Likely gay! He-Man 2010!
I wonder if he blue himself?
With a face like that, I doubt it.
There’s gotta be a better way to say that.
I HAVE THE POWER to help affect change by exercising my role in a democracy.
I wonder how HE MANaged to walk around like that all day…
James Carville at the Rally to Restore Sanity
I heard He-man wasn’t even born in Eternia.
I didn’t know Charlie Chaplin was a socialist!
A despondent Skeletor watches Evil-Lyn walk away unimpressed with his political activism.
He’s better off without her- I heard she’s a sorcerer.
After:
Sure, He-Man is a socialist. But where does Prince Adam stand?
Whatever, Palin’s sign about She-Ra was suppressed by the liberal media.
Andrew Shirvell, in costume at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, extends his hateful gay-bashing to cartoon characters.
Gingers are socialists and/or have no souls. -Death Smurf
Sanity Restored.
Fozzy where did you find this I LOVE IT!
People were just hatin’ all over that cat and I snapped a photo. The text just appeared when I developed the film.
You go, little kitty. Haters to the left.
This pose looks a little bit “Peter Rabbit” to me.
This is the best thing the internet has given me since Wizard People
Thanks dude, Brad Neely is my hero! Beatrix Potter animals always prance so daintily
LAST COMMENT, I SWEAR:
I didn’t mean to imply that the real life person in the costume is lazy, I’m saying Skeletor’s sign-making effort is lacking. I have mad respek for the dude behind the Skeletor mask. Now that that’s clear, the ginormous controversy surrounding my caption can end!
#covermyass
No worries, butterpranks!
I modified this campaign logo for Frank Caprio, a crooked politician running for RI Governor:
Fat Skeletor wants you to focus on the issues.
He-Man’s political career was over a couple of years ago when that unsettling video of him and those children was making its way around the internet.
Well, that, coupled with the dead hooker found in Man-E-Face’s trunk.
Political figures making rap videos. Beloved internet memes starring in commercials. Nostalgic cartoon characters running for office. Can we just call this a Friday and start the whole week over tomorrow?
“If Prince Adam isn’t He-Man, why won’t he show us his birth certificate?” –Orly Taitz
“I like Moss-Man’s envioronmental positions, but am concerned that he does not have enough fiscal experience. And his action figure smells really bad.”
It smelled like hippies!
I don’t have a funny caption, I just wanted to say that that is a fucking awesome Skeletor costume.
it’s clear that he-man does not support the legalization of marriage between an arch enemy and his feline “companion”.
“Man-E-Faces is a flip-flopper.”
an average american, who doesn’t have time to go to protests, makes it out to a political rally to say something very important
“Today, Michigan Attorney General Mike Cox released a statement announcing the he has placed Assistant Attorney General Tri-Klops on leave.”
He would have captioned his sign “Bourgeoisie or something” but he Can’t-Spelletor.
“In response to reports linking him to an underground DC bondage club, Skelator release a statement saying that he would explain as soon as he was able to get out of his fur underwear.”
Skeletor? more like Lipitor! Because… you know… he’s really let himself go since Panthor ran away and Sorceress won’t return his calls. Cholesterol’s a bitch you guys.
“I am disgusted with partisanship in this country. If Republicans and Democrats would come together to join their halves of the Power Sword, it would be for the best.”
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I am making this face so much at this comment that it has frozen that way. I guess Mom was right.
It was worth it.
ITV2! That is so lorry.
I’m so tired, and this is so funny. Barkeep, an upvote for my friend here.
I don’t get it
“Where does it say that there is Separation of Church and State in the Constitution?” –Evil-Lyn
PRINCE ADAM DOESN’T CARE ABOUT SKULL PEOPLE!
Not to be a pain in the ass or anything, but election judges are not volunteers. They are paid.
Yeah, and basically any old crazy person can do it. I worked as one a couple of years ago and got stuck next to this guy who:
1) brought his girlfriend, just to hang out for the day,
2) wouldn’t stop talking about all the heroine he’s done, and
3) couldn’t sit still for more than fifteen minutes at a time. He kept getting up and wandering off to look at things. Except he was supposed to sign his name every time someone registered, which turned out to be kind of a problem.
Had he really slept with that many heroines?
I’m sorry, I’m still laughing at Shellbomber’s “Not to be a pain in the ass” and then looking at his picture. Was this an intentional joke? Probably. Probably and this comment need not exist.
“Is he still watching us? Okay, let’s head for that bus, fast!”
[Threatening voice-over]: “He-Man is spending YOUR tax dollars on pork barrel projects up on Castle Greyskull. WASTING MONEY on studying face transplants for his WEALTHY friends, WASTING MONEY on hormone treatment for TIGERS, and voting lock-step with HIS BEST FRIEND, Nancy Pelosi.”
[Soothing female voice-over]: “Skeletor is trying to change the way we do business here at Castle Greyskull! He knows the importance of balancing the budget and saying NO! to the He-Man-o-care that takes $500 billion away from the Medicare seniors need. He’s tough on crime, and takes a firm stance against abortion and is against allowing flying-wizards-with-no-faces to serve in our military. A new day begins tomorrow; a new day begins with a vote for Skeletor.”
[Skeletor]: “I am Skeletor, and I approve this message.”
Sorry, but I couldn’t bring myself to put a Hitler ‘stache on Gabe.
Vote for this because it is Hilar-ious Clinton!
(Alternatively, depending on your politics: Vote for this because everything else is Palin in comparison.)
#coveringallmybases
James Franco Gif!
Captionception!
but can skeletor name a recent supreme court decision he disagrees with?
Bones V. Wade?
Marbury v. Man-At-Arms
“Photo taken mere seconds before He-Man’s campaign volunteers wrestled Mr. Tor to the ground and repeatedly stomped on his skull”
“I’m not a witch. I’m Skeletor.”
I HAVE THE GOVERNMENT-MANDATED POWERRRR!!!!
Christine O’Donnell’s campaign takes another hit when an anonymous report on Gawker says that she dressed up as Evil-Lyn for three straight halloweens.
Choosing between Meg Whitman and Jerry Brown was like Sophie’s Choice.
“Does the carpet match the mini-blind?”
No no Skeletor…Red Skull is a commie, not Grayskull
“I’m Skeletor, and I approve this message.”
Paid for by Citizens United Against Bob Haircuts.
Who could better help us push through this financial reform better than RAM-MAN?
Pictured above: Skeletor, the Michigan attorney who has been conducting a personal crusade against Prince Adam, a Michigan student body president who happens to be gay.
I’m cautiously trying to find a Christine O’Donnell “Masturbator of the Universe” joke, But I don’t think it’s going to happen.
“Sad Keanu jpg in place of sign.” which I’m too full of pizza to find and manipulate on Photoshop.
So, is “I’d totally make that one funny comment that would absolutely get me to Monster’s Ball if it weren’t for…” the new “making funny comments that get you to Monster’s Ball”?
what?
“Listen, fools, I don’t know who Hit-Lor is, but this is clearly a Man-at-Arms mustache!”
“Skeletor still struggling with stache-envy”
Ironically, He-man DOES exemplify the Aryan ideal.
” I think He-Man has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for skeletons and the evil culture. I mean, you know, we all have our inner demons. I’m just a villain tryin’ to make a livin you furry fools! ”
“The power of greyskull compels you!”
Don’t forgot to exorcise your right to vote, you guys!
Eternia hasn’t seen this kind of embarassment since Mekaneck claimed he could see Russia from his backyard.