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I suppose having a professional comedian interview Andrew Shirvell is a little bit like shooting garbage fish in a closetedly homosexual barrel, but what are you going to do? NOT shoot those fish? Come on. Also, it is hilarious that Andrew Shirvell is still willing to go on television and defend himself. Rest your case and go to bed, dude, or at the very least, GO TO BED. Does he have no adults in his life to give him simple advice? “I got a phone call from another television show that may or may not be internationally known for biting satire. Should I agree to the interview and try to defend my indefensible behavior, or should I keep my head down and wait till things blow over and survive to hate crime another day? WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME, PET GOLDFISH?!” (Thanks for the tip, HellsBells53.)
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I think I’m gonna go experiment with snacking. It sounds like something I’d be into.
At first I was like
Then I was like…googling around for a picture of Helen Hunt looking happy and all I found was bewilderment and dismay and forced smiles.
[Picture of laughing Helen Hunt goes here]
My boyfriend got on The Daily Show! I’m sorry happy I could write a hateful blog and then NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
That guy in the Bills sweater was just pure awesome.
The guy that Jason Jones interviews (in the screen cap) is my friend’s brother! I am now 4 degrees from Jon Stewart!
So, so many things.
1) For a second there I thought he was not going to finish a sentence, ever. “Be-deyah be-deyah, be-deyah…”
2) I love that he has apparently tracked and cataloged the traits and behaviors of gay Nazis. Makes sense–if anyone was pushing a radical homosexual agenda, it was the Nazis.
3) If taking a picture beside someone is evidence of a romantic relationship, then my family albums are an abomination against nature.
4) He can’t confirm that he works for the Attorney General? What???
I wonder if that strange evasion has something to do with the fact that he took “personal leave” from the AG’s office? With a promise of a disciplinary hearing when he returns to work? Any MI’ers out there have more on the story?
Oh, puh-lease, Baby Friday. Stop being such a gay nazi. Don’t make me post photographic proof of your penchant for bestiality (i.e. that picture of you and our dog on the couch).
Dammit. If only my face weren’t so close to his. You win this round.
Are him and Richard Cohen still together?
If not, I think Jennifer Lynn Petkov is available.
Gabe has used the “fish in a barrel” analogy a lot lately. Do you think he has a secret fish fetish involving barrels and the use of said fish in said barrel?
But yeah, Jon’s been doing this for a while. More often than not, he’ll invite guests on that he knows: a) the audience will not like and will agree with everything Jon says , and b) Jon will beat flat out in a debate. I’ve only seen this backfire once, with Mike Huckabee. Still have respect for Huckabee because of that episode (except for that whole “no evolution, raise your hand” debacle…). He’s got a trophy for most fish shot in barrels. Second only to Gabe, whatever weird fish fetish it is he has.
“A fish fetish, you say?”
I thought you said Troy McLure was dead?
No, I said he sleeps with the fishes.
#mylifeissimpsonsquotes
Whoops! I thought this was an interview, not a middle segment. Way to not watch the video, jerk. Jeez, who brought the asshole?
(My comments still stand though. Just not in direct reference to this bit. Ahem…)
Today’s catch of the day: Fresh water Garbage Fish, served on a bed of mustard greens and baby turnips with a preserved watercress and homosexual puree.
I’m worried about teacherman, you guys.
I think he’s got a snacking problem.
I’m worried about teacherman’s students.
You should be worried about my students. I posted this picture while administering an AP open prompt question.
I saw a picture of him with a student once. I’m just saying…
Between this and the above exchange, I am starting to think that things get real freaky at the Teacherman/Baby Friday house.
I guess that’s why they call it FreakyLanta.
I’m not admitting to anything. But there has been a lot of snacking going on. That’s all I’ll say.
I think she means there has been a lot of “smanging” going on.
I wanna snang you girrrrrl, snack it and hang (out).
I’m going to do WHATEVER IT WORKS to help you teacherman.
With Love, Andrew Shirvell.
Speaking of barrels…my sweater i’m wearing today makes me look like a barrel and i don’t like it.
I have a feeling that if he spent more time working with Cox, he would feel A LOT more comfortable with Chris Armstrong as student body president..
It always surprises me that people are willing to go on The Daily Show when their politics/ cause runs so counter to The Daily Show’s demonstrated views, but that’s my boyfriend Andrew Shirvell, always finding ways to surprise me!
He lives to keep that spark alive!
What was most unsettling about this video was what a throwback it felt like to the early days of The Daily Show (think… pre-Stewart calls Tucker Carlson a dick on Crossfire?). The correspondent segments have given way to banter with Jon in front of the blue screen, largely because America was running out of small town rubes and eccentrics for them to exploit for their cluelessness (interestingly, the concept became more prevalent over on Colbert, with camera hungry small time congressfolk sitting in for the rubes… sigh).
But here, all of a sudden, they’ve found a gem- a guy without any sense or ability to tell when he’s being made fun of. Judging from the blog (which is sadly locked down now), he could watch this entire segment get played back and not understand they tore him apart, thinking “Gee! I hope this gets my message out there and saves U of M from gay nazism!”
That lack of self-awareness is truly, disturbingly, dangerous to me.
they will keep trying whatever it works to make this blog go down.
“you’re gonna need to work on that catchphrase, andrew. also, you’re an asshole.” – tim gunn
“What happened to Andrew?” -Tim Gunn
Gay Nazis: the Ernst Rohm Story
Good choices, really smart.
Can I just say that everyone is on fire here? My upvoting thumb is getting sore.
La la la la la. Look at me not saying anything about this post! La dee da dee da… (Therapy may be helping.)
We’re here for you Clown Coffee if you need to talk, or catch clowns to make coffee from.
My state’s been recognized nationally AGAIN!
Does anybody else remember when Jason Jones hosted Craft Corner Deathmatch? Anybody? Just me? Okay, then….
Here’s wishing your first orgasm will be worth all the self-loathing nazi-hunting, Andrew Shirvell.
This Man is a freak and needs to be put down like a Bad Dog!! His obsession with this College student is sick and demented. He hides behind his title of assistant Attorney general, when he should be in Prison Rotting and being Continuously Raped every night.