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Red Shirt guy breaks his legendary silence to answer some burning questions after last week’s video made him a celebrity. REMEMBER: go to the polls tomorrow and VOTE for Red Shirt Guy!
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Anyone else feeling the sudden urge to join WOW?
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Anybody?
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Yeah me neither.
That’s how you handle your shit. No pleas or angry demands to stop being made fun of. Just say your piece. Explain yourself concisely and end on a positive note that celebrates your passionate interests.
Red Shirt Guy = Class Act.
We should all buy more Aspberger’s Syndrome.
Wearing a red shirt is a nerd’s attempt at irony, right?
Do we think his constant red shirt wearing is his silent homage to the Star Trek fallen?
I thought it meant he was a Games Workshop employee…
Everybody just got served.
My favorite thing is that they put him in the game now, as Fact Checker Guy or something.
In related news, Blizzard actually put Red Shirt Guy into WOW, after addressing his question and correcting their inaccuracy.
Or, I mean, what a nerd! What is this WOW that I keep hearing about? Man I am so wasted!
#coolpeoplediscourse
NERD! (slaps books from hands)
Someone needs to post a .gif of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds ASAP!
yeah! Beat it, NERD!
Yes! Thank you DirtySpaceNews, if I could I’d upvote you all day for this!
Not a problem, Mr. Wright! Bully!
he either forgot to silence the alarm on his calculator watch, or just got a package from Yemen.
#whatswiththebeeping?
But internet video responses are supposed to be filled with rage and spittle! This guy just calmly explains what happened and why! It’s almost as if he understands why people thought it was funny and is not interested in provoking more mockery….
Why are you surprised? Stewart restored sanity, remember?
“You give Ogre much to think about. Perhaps I turn life around, start giving instead of taking. Thank you NEEERRRRDDDDDD!!!!”–Ogre.
Jackson was not an ogre, he was a gentle giant and would have beat Chang easily had it not been for the show-boating
I, uh, yeah… you got me.
Well said, Red Shirt Guy, now go take your place in obscurity next to Cigar Guy.