I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that Halloween has been cancelled because nobody can beat Robocop Kid. The good news is ROBOCOP KID! (More photos here. Via everywhere.)
How did that movie start again? Oh.
Get off that subway seat kid, Hugh Jackman peed there
That kid just likes all the social commentary.
Yeah I really enjoyed “Be Kind, Rewind” as well….
Great job gabe, now Hulk’s sad.
And this chicken is INFECTED!
BEST COSTUME EVER!!!!
Looks like baby Glenn Beck
Dead or alive, you’re taking me to Chuck E. Cheese.
Tricking or treating, you’re coming with me.
“if one more person calls me robocop i’m going to cry….i’m IRON MAN!!!”
- Robocop Kid
“they were sold out of IRON MAN. I figured they were the same thing. please, just go with it.”
- Robocop Kid’s mom
So much appropriate context. So little time.
Omni Consumer Kidz!
I think this kid nailed it too:
Did I leave the gas on?….NO! I’m a fuckin’ squirrel!
His neckerchief is the wrong color. Sloppy work, kid, C-.
And his patches are all the wrong sizes. D+ And he’s not animated. F
Glad there are no SEXY robocop kids
Go to jail, Steve!
-Steve’s New Cellmate
Halloween’s over? Does this mean I can eat all of the candy I bought for Trick or Treaters?
One step ahead of you, topknot.
Yeah, actually, let me rephrase: Does this mean I now have a valid excuse for having eaten all of the candy I bought for Trick or Treaters?
“Dead or alive, you’re [both] coming with me. So wipe those condescending looks off your pig faces.”
Us: “You have the right to remain adorable. Anything darndest you say can and will be used on the internet at the expense of your privacy. You have the right to speak to your mother. If you do not have a mother, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?”
Kid: I am a cop.
<————– Aren't you forgetting someone GABE? *runs away crying*
“I’d buy THAT for a dollar”
You don’t have to buy it, kid, it’s halloween.
Unrelated. If any of you Monsters are still in need of a costume, I had an idea last night. You’ll need two everyday activities – a toothbrush and a comb ought to do it. Hold one in each hand. And then, when anybody asks you what you are, just say, “I’m a pair-o’-normal activities!”
Don’t worry about giving due credit.
“That’s a stupid costume.”
“Well It wasn’t my idea.”
“Then whose idea was it?”
“Huckabeast. He’s a commentator on a blog called Videogum who has the Cookie Monster as an avatar.”
My Life is Videogum.
I want to adopt him? (abduct? words are so complicated)
See, guys? Awesome things come from Michigan too!
Speaking of which, it’s more or less official that I’ll be living there in January. Someone get me a snow shovel, stat!
You’ve completely abandoned your pirate persona.
Real pirates don’t live in harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsh climates.
welcome to the motherland, facetaco. hope you have a good coat.
Nothing says children’s costume like Murphy being shot to pieces with chunks blown away as well as a whole arm being severed by gunfire by an entourage of criminals all toting shotguns.
Love, Robocop Jr.
Best. Parent. Ever.
Robocop Kid clinches it. I’m not going to that party, I’m not going to dress up, and I’m not going to have a hangover as I hand out massive amounts of candy to kids in awesome costumes. Not to ruin anybody else’s fun; this is very much a personal decision. Happy Halloween, Monsters!
This kid is:
A. About to get picked up for a full season by CBS
B. Darren Aronofsky’s son
C. Fired (POW POW POW!)
much better than the usual media coverage of detroit
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