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Gotcha, owner. It should also be noted that while pranks are still and always the worst, DOG PRANKS are the best. (Via Arbroath.)
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Don’t you realize that I’m trying(pretending) to work? Now my coworkers all think I’m some kind of insane idiot because I’m tightly holding my lips together while my face turns bright red and my eyes tear up.
Bravo!
Happy Friday! Let’s dance and other stuff.
Man, you put on Sufjan Stevens and anything can happen.
“I’m not fucking around!”
- that dog
I want to be well!
Seriously I was hearing Sufjan scream that into my head as I read what you wrote, That One.
This video makes me feel funny.
ditto to booyamachine. instead of that face though, i just kind of laugh-snorted through my nose and had to pull if off as a cough.
that first gif, what movie / tv show is that from?
no clue.
You think she’s pretty?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzNEmqeIWo Japanese soup commercial, Stever.
That looks like some crunchy-ass soup.
You are right, that’s no soup. It’s like I have ADD or something. Sorry, Guided by Vodka.
They are soup-flavored crispy snacks!
so @birdiepup is writing posts now too?
No, this dog is just carrying out a Birdieogum Everywhere mission.
Yup, it turns out Birdie’s one mean-spirited puppy.
Off-topic:
You know what I like? I like male genitalia. After all, I have one and it’s a lot of fun. And practical. Thanks to one, I was born! Thanks to mine, I am going to be a father in a few months!
But you know what I don’t like? Strangers showing them to me in chatrooms! Yuck!
So, Videogum’s chat ( http://tinychat.com/videogum ) is now password protected. Please feel free to share the password ( which is “enhance”) with fellw monsters.
It wasn’t monsters who felt the need to share their shortcomings with the world–it was random people dropping by on our tinychat. So we hope this keeps the flashers away while letting us do our thang.
Again, the password is enhance.
Gabe is going to show you his dog’s dick on that and all the videogum sheeple will be all like, “That’s cool, bro.”
I don’t know. I actually think Birdie with a strap-on on would be pretty cool.
why am I not surprised to hear that
At first I was all, “Is werttrew coming out on Videogum?”
Check yourself, flasher. In private.
I got banned from the chat 20 seconds after joining- didn’t even have time to whip out my junk! booooo
If you used the same name there, I can see where the confusion came from.
You should be unbanned. Hopefully the password will resolve accidental monster bans. Remember when Liz banned Gabe? Classic.
Probably just the good Lord trying to tell me to get back to work. Sigh.
WHO BANNED GABE? #chatinsidejokes
Reminds me of the time my cat put my hand in warm water while I slept.
“I’m pretty sure my cat’s been reading my diary.”
“Take that! That’ll teach you to pretend to throw the ball and then laugh when I look for it. I am a dog after all!”
That dog should definitely invest in a Bear Scratch.
Not a prank but I feel it is slightly relevant
Those freshly microwaved Lean Cuisine meatballs must have left nasty burn marks.
I like dogs pranking their owners. I do not like owners pranking their dogs.
Sometimes you don’t have to bite the hand that feeds you.
Here’s the 2.0 version of this GIF:
Ha ha. ‘Nam.
#offensivegum
Stains Lives! Give that dog a FUCKING CUPCAKE!!!
No one is talking about the cereal(?) he spilled on himself. What KIND was it?
This reminds me that I saw my cats…’red rocket’ last night for the first time. I looked over and there he was sprawled on the kitchen floor. I can never look at him the same way again.
I immediately said to my boyfriend “AHHHH! I just saw Pizza’s red rocket!!!” then sitting down “It looked like a tiny red crayon” and he looked me in the eyes and said “That’s how I know you’ve seen it.”
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What I said was kind of way gross but that’s kind of way grosser :-/
“I took your little narrative to its logical conclusion.” Uncle Skip McPoyle
“That son of a bitch.” –The owner.
The revolution has begun.
So do certain people spend every minute of every day filming their friends and family doing completely mundane things in hopes that they’ll eventually catch something like this? Because sometimes it feels that way.
are you calling a FAKE and/or STAGED on this little number, bro?
I have to ask… why was this being filmed in the first place?
I ask that of 99.999% of all internet videos, however.
its a sad day finding out your pet is smarter than you.
these guys know what im talking about.
from the Werttrew files
Ong-Bark the Thai(ny) Warrior
Animals knocking down babies will never not be funny.