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Guys, if you are throwing a Halloween party this weekend, or attending someone else’s Halloween party, do NOT invite Newy Scruggs. Dude’s a total NARC. He is constantly NARCing it up all over NARC Town. Teacher, NO!
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think this video I can’t watch in the UK is CUTE and LOL
Here’s a transcript: “The San Francisco Giants are in the World Series but, more importantly, there are some people smoking weed over there.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iocj2ljJeuc
And yet, I wonder what his parents were smoking when they named him Newy.
Would you say those people caught him off guarrrrrrd?
(Yes, this will continue all day)
I’m okay with this.
Really GOING OFF the deep END WITH THIS one huh?
Is this going to be your new hook, face? Planks a lot.
Thank you for doing this, because ayyyyyy don’t know any pirate jokes.
AS LONG as the wind’s in YOUR SAILS, why not? #piratepuns
You guys, what is arrrr problem?
Everytime I hear one of these puns with my buccaneers, I LOL so harrrrrrrd.
I HEARD weed makes YOU HUNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRY.
No?
Fuck.
Sometimes they don’t quite work out, you just have to grin and parrot.
I’m already fed up with this ship.
I think these jokes are going overboard, guys. We’ve definitely hit a rough PATCH… of seas.
I like the cut of your jib, matey
My laughter just keeps growing, dare I say 2 times over for each joke. My laughter is doubloon.
*sigh* I’m sorry everyone…
This crazy, you guys! To borrow from Ms. Emily Dickinson, I feel like “a PLANK in reason [has] broke[n]“.
“WE GET IT! YOU TEACH ENGLISH!!!” — Monsters
“So it goes.” — teacherman
I can’t help but notice that you only put one space between sentences, sir. BUSTED! B+.
I just read this grammar book (nerd alert!) that said one space is the new preferred style now that typewriters are obsolete. I still use two though. Or more.
I hope that when teacherman’s grading papers he regularly puts “BUSTED” in red ink in the margins. Also acceptable: LOL, YA BURNT, YOU MAD, OH SNAP.
HUH? WHY would he PUT TWO spaces? Isn’t THAT AN OUTMODED formatting RULE FROM typewriters? I feel LIKE I HAVEN’T had to DO THAT since sometime IN THE 90′s.
One space is the style now, yeah.
-Taking a break from editing.
I use five spaces. Just to be safe.
Dammit!
It autoformatted.
Now I’ll have to hit enter between each sentence.
@shellbomber
I read something similar via DirtySpaceNews. I’ve been trying to correct myself all week.
I am sorry. I use two spaces. I ain’t gonna change. It is a symbol of the vast emptiness of my soul.
You are all nerds. All of you. Now excuse me, I’m going to catch up on the New Yorkers I missed while I was in Japan, have full conversations with my goddog while taking him for a walk, then watch an episode of Star Trek, then go read one of the few books (Jack London’s Sci Fi stories, Children’s Hospital, or some William James) I am in the middle of. Nerds.
These are kinds of Videogum moments I treasure.
As a monster from dallas whose parents watch Newy everyday I can say that he is not a NARC and probably hit them up for a smoke after the cameras went off.
I, also from north texas, like all the representation our local sports media is getting on videogum. i cant wait until babe laufenburg robs a fastrac or something.
Haha San Franciscans be smokin weed. Friggin hippies.
But seriously. GO GIANTS!!!
Texas is getting messed with.
DON’T you TEST me, Tizz. TEXAS IS comin BACK BABY.
Hey Texas, remember the Alamo?
Did it look like that shutout last night?
Sorry AnAmPat, I kid. Texas jokes are just too fun.
HEY TIZZDOGG, remember YOUR FACE? THE one you HAVE tonight WHEN WE WIPE the floor with YOU? NO? WELL that’s cause YOU HAVEN’T had it YET BUT when you DO, YOU CAN jump in YOUR TIME MACHINE and come back IN TIME (AND KILL HITLER) and then COME back to this comment THREAD AND be all :-O.
DAMN YOU FORMATTING!!!!!!!!
haha. Touche sir.
This is the best.
WAIT, HOW did that emoticon FIX ITSELF? IS THERE an e-GOD OUT there who CAN EDIT comments?
Nope.
Go Mets!
Go Tigers!
Who teaches at Narc School? Richard Grieco
FUCKIN Newy. Knowing HIM, HE’S PROBABLY just had SOME.
Uh-huh, and how exactly would YOU know what weed smells like, Newy?
-Newy’s Principal
“Now I’m going to stand here while you smoke this entire bag of weed.” — Newy’s dad
Newy Scruggs is a total Biff Tannen.
Wait, so after watching this video, I’m confused. Was there any behavior of questionable legality going on in this reporters vicinity?
Not for long! Prop 19, baby!
You high.
“Meanie-pants New Yorkers need to LIGHT UP and CHILL OUT.” -Newy Scruggs
WHOA, pal, why THE RANDOM caps?
“Light that baby up!” – Angels fans
Whoa. SORRY there, A.M.P. I didn’t REALIZE you had FREEHOLD over ALL CAPS. MY mistake. My MISTAKE. I’ll just QUIT IT. I’ll just quit it RIGHT AWAY.
#jokerepliestoamericanpatriots
Love you.
WHAT are you TALKING about?
That’s not cigarette smoke!
StOP WriTINg IN CaPS!!! BoTh OF YoU!
GUYS! lower your cases.
Coincidentally, four-twenty is how far you’ve got to hit it to land in McCovey Cove..
I hate to break it to you Newy, but that’s not weed. That’s piss. Everyone gets confused at first.
Newy Scruggs might want to set up another interview:
“Don’t commit your hate crimes here, Narc. HATE CRIME!”
#10yearoldSimpsonsjokes
This thread is sorely lacking in Tim Lincecum jokes.
Oh you mean that fifteen year old pitcher on the Giants?
I thought that was Snape.
People who don’t live in places where wicked casual public treatment of weed isn’t as common amuse me. A lot. It’s sort of adorable, but also makes me more nervous about moving elsewhere.
We have a FOLLOW UP STORY with video:
http://deadspin.com/5676606/san-franciscans-continue-to-smoke-weed-unabashedly-in-front-of-texas-reporters
They were probably just concerned voters doing some research for Prop 19.
Something something stereotype fulfillment something.
Plus, I got warm fuzzies when he kept saying how nice SFers are.