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After the jump, there is a video of an iguana farting in a bathtub. The video is seven seconds long and only features one fart (and one iguana). I just wanted to be extra clear on what you were about to watch, because it wouldn’t be in anyone’s interest for there to be confusion after the jump with some people expecting to see something other than an iguana farting in a bathtub. Admittedly, there are lots of things happening in the world right now that one might suggest are more worthy of attention. Like, Halliburton admitting that it skipped an important safety test that may have contributed/led to the Gulf oil spill. And of course, the election is on Tuesday, so the contentious political races are reaching their frantic, malevolent apex. Meanwhile, a recent study has shown that a majority of American combat troops are OK with having gays in the military, which seems like decent news, although who even knows since this information isn’t going to have any affect on Congress’s craven anxiety over upsetting fringe bases, and also, a super-majority should be OK with that, because it’s not an actual issue, or shouldn’t be, but also this world is just garbage sometimes. But this post isn’t about any of those things. It’s Friday morning. This post is about an iguana farting in a bathtub. You’ll see.
Told you. (Via RatsOff!. Thanks for the tip, Mary.)
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Since I’m not going to talk about lizard farts on the business week observation of my favorite holiday, I would instead like to discuss what I spent all morning doing, only to realize that avatars do not update right away. But I still want to show off my costume, damnit!
Oooh SEXY pirate taco face!
Sexy pirate spaghetti taco face would have been more topical.
Facetaco, I’d like to volunteer to be a side of guacamole dressed as a slutty deck hand and go trick-or-treating with you.
Offer accepted! We’re gonna get so much candy corn salsa!
I wear my Halloween costume all the time. Although, it does get me into a bit of a touble late at night when I go into a convenience store. Who knew?
I’m going to go curb-stomp my head now. Thanks.
Don’t Baby Friday! It gets better. I promise.
That image makes my skin crawl. Moratorium on ‘curb-stomp’ please? For a friend? xx
This lizard is my soulmate.
Well thank god. I can start my morning the right way.
Looks like someone went to the IguanaChipotle, amirite?
Booooooo!
Can’t an iguana try to win a rap battle without everyone snickering and being all immature about it?
I ask again, Bing. “Farts OR Iguana”? WHY MUST I CHOOSE?
Mine said something different, but Bing is getting scarily accurate!
Whoa! So much better!
Your picture is too big for the upvote button to show up on my browser, so for the record: +1.
I think Bing is very annoying. I hate all the weird Bing product placement (is Bing even a product?) in my favorite TV shows, and I hate all the stupid Bing popup ads on my favorite web sites. (It is 2010! We’ve only got two years left! Why do popup ads still exist?)
But I have to admit, these either/or Bing propositions on Videogum get me every time. EVERY. TIME. They are one of the most important investments in my LOLk.
I swore I wouldn’t laugh at something so puerile. And then I literally LOL’ed.
It’s gonna be a good Friday!
I am STILL LOLing. This is just so good. I know laughing at farts is so infantile (I don’t know why you tried to not laugh, Notsewfast) but farts are just so funny. I mean. Come on.
It’s a comedy rule: farts are never not funny.
Especially when you can see and hear them without having to smell them. Farts you don’t have to smell=much funnier.
What do you think iguana farts smell like? I’m really curious now.
Seriously. I thought the fart was going to be like that shot at the end of Cloverfield— where you can see the monster fall out of the sky and land in the ocean— so I was watching really intently thinking I might miss it. And then… well, we all know what happened then.
SPOILER ALERT
I’m surprised Gabe is awake this early. That HuffPo party he was tweeting about last night sounded wilded.
“Iguana farts are not a triumph of farts, iguana farts are a triumph of humanity.”
“Wait, am I following your iguana’s fart on Twitter?”
Oof.
“Oh thank God. Thank you, thebigm for having the courage to FINALLY invoke Gabe’s Twitter. This iguana just got its second wind!!”
Oof. Double-up. Oof. Oof.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome is NO LAUGHING MATTER.
Iguana Bowel Syndrome?
Irritable Bowel Squamata
I dated a guy with IBS. It was a laughing matter ALL THE TIME.
IBS is hilarious. It’s also inconvenient. And very hard to explain to your boss.
It’s Friday and that iguana just got paid and is going to CVS to buy some Pepto.
I’ve seen better Fridays!
My favorite part was when the iguana farted.
But “Football In The Groin” has a football in the groin.
I’m not an iguana and I didn’t take a bath this morning, but change those two minor details, that is so me! #mylifeistwilight
How the camera operator refrains from laughing will be one of the great mysteries of our generation.
That’s why the video cuts off so quickly after the fart. Though I’m not sure how the iguana’s owner had the foresight to videotape the iguana in the bathtub unless the tub farts are a regular occurrence.
uhhhhhh the extended cut get worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiY6OguolJo
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Stop it. STOP IT.
I mean I told you it got worse. NSFBreakfast.
NSFEver
Well I prefer to just remain innocent, so I will not be watching that video.
SPOILER ALERT: the iguana poops.
I figured as much. I always assume that humans are the only creatures who have the capacity to just fart unproductively all day long. Well, humans and some dogs.
And Gwyneth Paltrow.
Ugh, I watched it anyway. WHY? WWBD?
Why did I watch that? I knew it was going to happen, but I continued to watch anyway. Ugh.
“But…the Iguana! His butt! It works on so many levels! Roll it again.”
-Homer Jay Simpson
Iguanas: They’re just like us.
Thank God It’sFriday? More like Thank God Iguanas Fart.
Ding dong!
Very iguana, very fart!
Four more years! Four more years!
This is just what I needed to stifle my total displeasure over an all-nighter of AutoCAD drafting and foamcore construction. I can sleep soundly now. Thank you, Iguana. You are an American Hero.
Iguana make up a joke… but I can’t think of one!
This week, I broke up with my girlfriend, got a terrible cold, and watched as Rob Ford got elected mayor of Toronto.
But this…this makes it all better.
Farting Iguana for the win.
Come on ride the tree, and ride it.
(choo-choo)
I think this GIF causes seizures in young children.
Still, it is much appreciated, holy smokes.
yeah don’t stare at it for too long. in other news, Toronto rules! I have no idea who Rob Ford is, but the city is awesome.
is there any kind of itch the fine folks at heene inc can’t help you scratch?
Upvotes for T-Dot. Sadness for the mayor. Seriously how did that even happen?!
/Shuttingupnow
Feeling you so hard. To think that we could actually find someone worse than Mel Lastman.
I was walking past some guys painting bike lanes the other night and started to feel nostalgic for the Toronto of four days ago. Won’t be seeing any of those anymore! #torontogum
In further fart-related news, I saw an old episode of Wind At My Back when I was home sick this week and remembered how when I was little, I assumed it was a show about old-timey people farting.
It’s not.
“iguana farts in a bathtub” the viral video equivalent to ‘snakes on a plane’
“I’ve had it with these motherf***ing farts from this motherf***ing iguana.”
When is this iguana gonna get an iphone app endorsement deal?
There’s already a sitcom in the works for CBS
This seems like it would make an excellent gif. Like a polite dismissive wank it could be disinterested iguana fart. I don’t know how to gif-whisper or I would do it myself.
I can hear the water bubble and an imaginary fart noise everytime this replays.
In slo-mo, you can really see the iguana push to get it out. That’s Planet Earth type footage right there.
Yuck!! I feel like vomiting seeing this.
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