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BREAKING MOVIE NEWS FROM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, YOU GUYS. PLEASE STOP WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU ARE DOING AND SIT DOWN, BECAUSE THIS NEWS IS ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF YOUR FEET AND YOUR FEET OFF YOUR LEGS. FROM COMINGSOON.NET (VIA IWATCHSTUFF):
Judd Apatow has chosen his next project to write, direct and produce for Universal Pictures. The studio has set a release date of June 1, 2012 for the film being referred to as the “Untitled Judd Apatow Comedy.”
WHOA!!!!! THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. JUDD APATOW, WHOSE JOB IS WRITING AND DIRECTING AND PRODUCING MOVIES, HAS FINALLY DECIDED THAT HE WILL KEEP DOING HIS JOB. WE HAVE NO OTHER INFORMATION REGARDING THIS DECISION, BUT THIS OUGHT TO SILENCE ANYONE WHO WONDERED FOR SOME WEIRD REASON WHETHER OR NOT JUDD APATOW WAS GIVING UP THE MOVIE BUSINESS. HE IS NOT. PRETTY BIG NEWS. WE WILL CONTINUE, AS ALWAYS, TO PROVIDE YOU UP-TO-THE-MINUTE BREAKING COVERAGE OF PEOPLE’S BORING, VAGUE, BORDERLINE-MEANINGLESS WORK-RELATED DECISIONS.
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I decided to go with semi-glass paper today, instead of matte.
That working title is the movie equivalent of the Hot Pockets jingle.
Perhaps you haven’t heard the entire jingle, specifically “What’r ya gonna pick?” before the more well-known “Hot Pockets!”
Oh thank god. I was frightened, honestly frightened. But on this day, October 28, 2010, that dark, oppressive cloud of fear has finally lifted from my soul. It…it is as if I have never felt joy until this moment. On this day, I know what it is to be free.
It takes him two years to get one of those movies done? They always look like they’re written, filmed, and edited in a month.
“I need at least six months to road-test all the weed jokes. IT’S A SYSTEM!” – Judd Apatow
Perfecting the nuances of his female characters’ dialogue is a tireless process.
And by “tireless” I obviously mean a word that is the exact opposite of tireless.
Breaking News: Polythene Pam is going to go lie down now. Stay tuned.
-Katerine Heigl
It takes a while to get used to talking to and fucking Seth Rogen, even if it’s only fake-talking and fake-fucking.
Gabe’s jealous.
“JEALOUS!!!!….. JEALOUS AGAAAAIIIIN!!!!” -Chris Robinson/Steve Winwood
If you want me to stop what I’m doing in order to sit down and read the internet, you have an unrealistic idea of what I’m usually doing.
Starring Seth Rogen as a guy who doesn’t get girls in the beginning but in the end gets laid
OR Seth Rogen as a guy who gets girls despite looking like a troll.
Great, now my keyboard is covered in juice
I thought his job was directing PSAs teaching women that cooking for your stoner slob of a boyfriend is much more important then achieving your dreams, career ambitions, or finding a kind and handsome man who is on your intellectual level and who respects your ideas and your feelings.
Bonus, he teaches by example! See: his wife, Leslie Mann
semi-related I love Leslie Mann
She’s pretty, but Judd Apatow is definitely your boyfriend. Sure, she bears his children, stars in his movies, and helps decide which Brazilians to hire for cooking breakfast in bed, but he turns to you for guidance, emotional support, and true love, which can only exist between two men
In related news, Apatow also started a Twitter account for his dog. We should all be so lucky…
I’m thrilled.
(sorry, guys. seriously sorry)
Sucks to be that guy….
I kind of have a feeling he’ll enjoy it regardless of her excitement.
sucks more to be that girl though…? I mean…duh, right?
Wait a minute. Did you FIND that gif…or did you LOOK for it?
Google history: “bored woman during sex gif”
[2.3 million results]
WHAT the hell IS THIS? WHAT if a child GOT ON THIS site?!?! WHAT OF NAPOLEON?!
Huck, AmPat, Napoleon… he’s just doing push-ups…[nervous laugh]… Now here’s $5, run along.
Oh man, oh man, too funny.
Reminds me of my wedding night.
I could have sworn that was Kristen Stewart at first.
I’m thinking of a comment to post now. MORE DETAILS AS MY THOUGHTS ON WHAT TO SAY DEVELOP.
Has anyone seen them in the same place at the same time? Or Gabe without that head tilt thing?
Gabe thinks we won’t notice, what with the puppies to distract.
And he is right! Puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I LOVE COLLIES, hunky gabe just got so many more bonus points (the upvotes of my heart). By any chance is there a shirtless picture of hunky gabe with collies?
If not, I’m sure we can photoshop one.
I was just checking to see if that photo existed and came upon this one of birdie and my heart melted:
Second result when you type in Gabriel Delahaye on google images
That’s your uncle.
http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg413/scaled.php?tn=0&server=413&filename=kb6v.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640
Oh darn.
Judd Apatow will continue to eat, sleep, poop, raise his children, and occasionally have sex with his wife Leslie until this project is released.
if it were optional for me to do my job, it would happen so infrequently that it would probably make the news too.
OMG I’M SO EXCITED! I WONDER WHAT THE TITLE WILL BE??? I’M SURE IT’S BEING KEPT UNDER WRAPS AS TO NOT REVEAL ANYTHING, GOT TO KEEP THE FANS GUESSING!
WOW–I did not see this one coming!!!
I consider my life to be the Untitled Jeb Comedy. I heard Paz de la Huerta is attached to co-star.
So long as she uses her Boardwalk Empire voice.
He should get an MTV Teen Choice Lifetime Achievement Teen Movie Achievement Award for doing his job.
I remember seeing a behind the scenes special on funny people once, and at the end during the wrap party judd apatow was saying to the camera how he doesnt know where to go from here because this is like his masterpiece and he isnt sure how he can top it. Perhaps after funny people proved to be a flop he went into some existential crisis and this is him coming out on the other end saying “I MUST GO ON. THE FANS WANT ME, EVEN IF MY LAST MOVIE AND MASTERPIECE WAS COMPLETE CRAP”
He should get Eric bana back. I could watch him recite paradise lost and not get bored looking at his beautiful face
I agree that this is not news.
MAYBE in the defense of this story is the fact that Judd Apatow releases a book tomorrow Published through McSweeny’s. It has stories he has picked from greats like Jon Stewart and Conan Obrian (Which I am actually glad is continuing to do his job….very soon!)
Conan Countdown: 11 Days!
4 if you count “Show Zero”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-4prrxkPgI