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Duh Aficionado Magazine: this weekend is Halloween. Very niiiiiice! Did I just blow your mind with my BREAKING NEWS? So, what is everyone going to dress up as? This is your chance to share your secrets with the world! I know that telling people what your costume is before the BIG DAY is a little like the groom seeing the bride before they tape their episode of Bridezillas, but this is a safe place. You can also feel free to share the following information: favorite candy, Jack-O-Lantern designs, ghost stories, prime trick-or-treating routes, anti-Halloween RANTS, apple-bobbing strategies, Trauma-Rama, and basically anything Halloween related. This is it. “Gabe, not to tell you how to do your job, but isn’t this a website about movies and TV and YouTubes? Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited to tell everyone all about how I’m going to dress up like one of Ben Stiller’s twin boys in The Royal Tenenbaums, but you could you just please explain to me how this fits into the site’s general Mission Statement?” Sure. How about this: YOU CAN ALSO TALK ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE HORROR MOVIES. Boom. Now hush. And the next time you want to share with me your opinion with how I am doing my job, imaginary person that I just made up who represents overblown concerns that no one actually has because this is the Internet and there are no rules and who cares, I will make believe ask you!
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Since I’m a ginger I will obviously be dressing as Tintin, but I shall have two bloodied and strapped ears.
Tin-tinnitus!
I’m goin at Astronaut Mike Dexter. Should hopefully fare okay with the ladies. Or at the very least find me a suitable Liz Lemon.
I’m going as a Never-Nude! I’ve got the jean shorts, Birkenstocks and little round Tobias glasses, and I’m thinking of putting a blue handprint on my back.
I waited too long to comment on this thread but I am going as baberaham lincoln. duh.
I’m going as a big felt fuzzy dinosaur because I already had the costume and I’m lazy this year. But last year I went as the Log Lady from Twin Peaks and it was the most comfortable, cozy costume in the world. I had to carry a Duraflame around all night but when I was watching all the half naked Sexy Pirates shivering in the cold I knew I had made the right choice.
my halloween costume from last year:
oops. i was powder.
KUATO! I’m going to pull half a burnt babydoll through a nude bodysuit, then wear normal clothes.
That’s going to haunt my sleep tonight
My friend is dressing up as the Oil Spill and I am being BP, and I am going to chase her around the neighborhood all night, throwing paper towels and oil-eating bacteria at her. High amounts of insensitivity to global crisis? Check. Man, I love being a teenager.
Longtime reader, first time Monster, so idk how to post this as a picture — but here’s my Tippi Hedren from the Birds.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40092322@N05/5130658568/
I went as Gabe, but I pretty much just had to keep explaining it.
I still have no idea what I’m going as, but a good friend of mine is dressing up as Belle from Beauty and the Beast and carrying a Sebastian doll from The Little Mermaid in her apron pocket, thus dressing as Belle and Sebastian.
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