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One of Saturday Night Live‘s newest cast members, Vanessa Bayer, once recorded an On Demand dating video. Not sure if she found true love or not. Sure that she’s doing pretty well for herself either way.
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I’ll be trying out for the part of Liz Lemon
wait this isn’t an audition
I’d date her. It’s a proven fact that she is able to slow down the effects of a heart attack.
This is sad. Also, probably my future.
Nonsense! Try moving abroad first. It’s much more fun and you can end up with all kinds of gentleman callers. All kinds.
That’s how Lorne Michaels finds all his cast members.
And if you turn him down for a date, you get stuck with a character like Gilly.
If you go all the way… MOVIE FRANCHISE!
Looking at you, Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey.
I’d like to see Dan Aykroyd’s dating video.
“I am from France.”
More like Saturday Night Lonley, amirite?
Sorry Steve: Lonely
Hey! I didn’t know she was a member of Lonely Island too!
Later, she bought herself a Bear Scratcher, and now doesn’t need a sweety.
Username: Sassy2
Sassy1 was taken by teacherman, obvs.
SassyBabe25 says check your taint
More importantly: Comcast Dating on Demand? “Yes, I am interested in someone who is looking for true love, but is unwilling to get of his fat ass and put down the remote.”
“I’d go with OKCupid, which (at least in terms of its male population) is the dregs of the internet, but…. my keyboard has SO MANY KEYS!”
Oh man. I am so embarrassed for her. I’ve totally been there before, though, and can we talk about the quality of guys on Craigslist. SO good?*
*No.
Am I suppose to be laughing at her or with her?
I’m pretty sure that I am laughing with her.
I hate these invasions in to people’s privacy. Just because she’s acting on a tv show doesnt mean we have to gawk at every private thing she does or did in the past. I was at a party one time and this idiot woman went nuts and said she saw me on a dating site “ha ha ha haha” she wouldnt stop laughing. I was like, yeesh, fuck you. Jesus…
I’m not sure the video posted to a cable access dating service is covered under the “things that are private” rules.
I’m not talking absolute privacy and someone can sue you in federal court type of thing, I’m talking about just having some basic decency and not being an asshole about stuff
Steve, could you repeat that part about not being an asshole about stuff? I would like to write that down.
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Sorry bro. I didn’t realize a bee had flown into your last can of Nesbit’s Lime Soda.
You have a point, Steve. Maybe you could go ahead and post your dating profile to vgum and we can all practice being cool about it?
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Yikes, project manager? I’m sure she’s hilarious not.
it was kind of interesting. watching the video, you really got no idea that she would be someone that would be on SNL 3 years later. Clearly anyone that made it to that position was pretty seriously into some kind of comedy (probably improv) when she made the video, but it’s never mentioned. Regardless of what you think of SNL (personally, I think this video had more laffs than a current SNL) those roles are extremely hard to get.
I agree completely. So do these guy:
It seems like this is meant to be a joke, guys.
Oh thank jeebus someone said it! FAKE (and hetero)!!!
At first I cringed and then I was all like, Jeb YOU WISH people cared enough to dig up your awkward Comcast OnDemand dating videos. People, it’s actually true: It DOES get better!
WAHHH, Jenny Slate is the best, WAAAAHHHHH!
-Gabe
Well, I thought that was actually pretty adorable.
I would be nice to her.
They took down the video! In any case who cares. I like her. I think she’s hot!
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