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In a rap battle, you always pee your own pants before someone else pees them, that way they have no ammunition (pee) to use against you (or your pants). Hippity-hoo-blah, etc. (Thanks for the tip, Joe.)
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Hugh Jackman in the Broadway remake of “I’m Still Here” then.
DJ Wolverine just snikted himself with his own pee
Pee Diddy, indeed.
Lil’ Peenut
The PZA
Poo-Tang Killa Pees
The WZA
The DIARZA
Messod Man
Inspect Turd Deck
Masta Pissa
Leakwon
Crappadunnga
Pu-God
Ghostface Caca
Ol’ Dirty Diaper Bastard
My pee-pee are you with me? Where you at?
The WZA…wow. Brilliant.
Also, Canada’s finest: Drippy. Feat. production by Boi-1dapants. Rumored to be dating Leaky Minaj.
You can wipe me now.
Spank Me Later
Jay-Pee
This guy needs Big Boi nappies
Yeah, Andre Pee-thousand really does.
ah crap, ‘diapers’… Big Boi diapers.
sorry for pulling a lorry, everyone!
It’s cool, we gotcha. Anyway I grew up saying nappies and I’m not even a citizen of the lorrywealth.
At least he wasn’t scatting.
He’s doing a duet with Sleepy Brown.
Old Dirty Diaper Bastard aka Big Baby Jesus aka Osirpiss
DJ Yella
Bun Pee
De La Bowl
Doctor Octopiss
El-Pee
Public Facilities Enemy
Piddle Wayne
Ice Tee-Tee
Lil Wee-weezy
Pissee Rascal
50 Cent (to get into the bus station urinals)
Ice Cubical
Let us not forget Piddle Wayne’s mentor: Birdman A.K.A. “#1″ Stunna
EPeeMD
Bone-dry Huggies ‘N’ Harmony
Notorious P.E.E.
Flusha T
Ludapiss
Eazy-Pee
P-Stain
I think we’re all going to the Monster’s Ball, guys. I know none of us have that many upvotes, but we obviously get a bunch of bonus points for maturity.
Also, Lupee Peeasco
Widdle Jon
You mean the Monster’s Bowl, Huck?
Congratulations, Peecher Man. You earned it!
HuckaPEEst. My apologies good sir.
Tee Tee.I.
Canipiss
The Black-Eyed Pees
Fergie
Get it? Because she peed her pants? Haha, right?
Company Flow
Insane Clown Pissy
Peedi Crakk (didn’t even have to change that one)
Notorious Pee.I.See.
Indeed, that is some piss-poor rapping.
What about the best rapper of all time, Justin Peeber?
P. Rabbit, From 8 Mile
And his friend and mentor, Flusher.
I thought you meant Joaquin Peenix
Pee-Pain
I really like this stream (of comments).
Pee-nie Seagal
Dick Ross
MF PISS
Young Peezy
Wizz Khalifa
Mos Def(initely need to find a bathroom because my bladder is about to explode)
Slick Rick
Yelawolf (once again, don’t even have to change the name.)
Pee-nutbutter Wolf
Wangstarr
Beastpee Boys
mc pee pants in the house, y’all.
my favorite ATHF episode of all time
“ask me why i wear this diaper, i’m insane man!”
“Mess up the mix, mix up the mess/ Come on down yo, here’s the address/ At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,/ Right next to, gentlemen’s club.”
If peeing in your pants wins rap battles, consider me the GZA.
“It’s DA COOLEST!”
DAMN YOU IAN!
He prefers ‘Eye-On’
R. Kelly would succeed with this form of rapping
“Honestly officer, I was just trying to have a rap battle with this young woman.”
Was that deliberate? Because if I were in a rap battle with someone and they just stood there and peed their pants I would probably lose my train of thought, for real. Maybe he’s just a very clever mental warrior.
that was my thought.
The other guy didn’t even have a comeback, just an observation
*flipping through rhyming dictionary looking for what rhymes with Pampers*
Wet to the knee, call your ma to bring some Pampers,
take them jeans, throw them in the fireplace and open up the dampers.
I’m tired of endin’ battles throwin’ my pants in the hamper
I think I wised up, done gone and got me some Pampers
“L.A.’s hottest hip-hop club is PISS! It’s got everything: cell phone cameras, a guy holding a microphone in the air, rap battles that end in peeing your pants…”
His DJ is on the number 1s and 2s.
upvotes forever!
Takin’ it back to the old (pre)school.
You have to give it to him–he has great flow.
Sorry Mans. Please don’t sue me!
“yo thats bound to happen in a rap battle. Somebodys going to get pissed off, somebodys going to get pissed on,”
Yes. They’ve evidently picked a highly skilled middleman in regards to how quickly he keeps things from getting too serious when the issue at hand is someone urinating on themselves.
That was quite a flow.
Yo, check one, two. Yo, yo… yo…
Yo, where’s da facilities, cause my bladder be stirrin’
You droppin’ fat beats, I’m bout to be droppin’ some urine
If you’ll excuse me from this battle, I’d rather not soil myself durin’…
but by the feel o’these pants, I think my fear is occurin’
Fergie needs to meet this dude, stat.
He’ll still have trouble winning a battle against 2 Live Poo.
Are you my boyfriend or not? I think you just answered that question.
he failed to check himself, before he wet himself.
“Now go on, tell these people something they don’t know about pee” -This guy in 8 mile
Relax, Kevin. I’m just having a chatty pee in here
No peemo
and this is why khakis are always a good choice for a rap battle.
good thing it was a rap battle, and not a crap battle.
I think this gentleman is confused as to how one makes a “gold” record.
Regardless of who won this rap battle, I think humanity lost.
Um you guys, I just went on an upvoting spree up there.
interior semiontics 2 da streetz
BARTENDER! A round of upvotes for all my monsters! Good work guys.
The Return of Vanilla Ice (aka Rob Van Tinkle)!
shy ronnie is not impressed.