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There must be at least one person who gets ALL of their news from the Taiwanese CGI News Service, and I want that person’s address because I want to invite that person to a dinner party. “What do you think about the latest EVERYTHING?”
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
My favorite part about this was when animated Jon Cryer and animated The Kid From That Show looked so victorious.
Is this a “legitimate” (as legitimate as, say, E! news or EXTRA!) news source in Taiwan or do they also think it is hilarious? I’m genuinely curious.
Shared frustration.
Question: Did we only start getting more of these recently, or did they start making more when they found American Internet meme addicts loved them?
Follow-up: If they are aware of the rising popularity, do they try to make them more ridiculous or is this still really the version of events they think is best to present? “Of course he had a teddy bear hiding his privates when the police came!”
“Left the show with one and a half men”
YA BURNT!
I can’t believe he used a teddy bear to hide his genitals, what a creep
Mr. Cool Genital Disguise
What bothered me about that is that I have a teddy bear that looks just like it.
Come on, TMZ Tawian. Think about this. What would Confucius say?
WWCS
“Wheresoever you go, go with all your
heartcocaine.”WWCS
為此CGI者，其知道乎。
Google Translate say: “To this end CGI, their know almost.”
Charlie Sheen gets all of his HOOKERS from Taiwan, does that count?
He did $7,000 worth of damage in a hotel that he was staying in with all of his 2 1/2 Men money? So what…he broke a lamp?
This Sheen thing still makes me want donuts. It doesn’t help that when my friend kicked my door and left this morning she said “Time to make the donuts” but all I heard was “donuts,” so my first word upon waking was “donuts?” I spent about half an hour lying awake in bed, almost certain that no donuts were in the kitchen, but also understanding that as long as I stayed in bed, there might still be donuts out there.
also when they found him he was glazed over and the stripper was named sprinkles
Why must you torture me!!? I don’t want to have donuts for lunch, but if I take a roundabout route, Dunkies is on my way to a meet-up at 12.
White people are weird.
Apparently the standard issue escort uniform in Taiwan is a half shirt, booty shorts and suspenders! Unless, of course, she was going as a Sexy Mork from Ork for Halloween.
Sir or Madame, thank you for your Mork reference. However, it did come at a price, the mental image of Robin Williams attempting to dress as Sexy Mork. I will hold this against you.
It takes aplomb to kiss your children goodnight and then have sex and coke with a stranger next door.