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Let’s be honest: Twitter games are the laziest games. Oh, they’re fun! (Sort of?) They’re so easy to play, and you can play them at work and when your boss walks by you’re like “nothing, SPREADSHEETS!” But they are so simplistic and repetitive. Moreover, no matter how clever your entry in the game may be, someone else has always inevitably made the same joke, which is very frustrating to Pro Gamerz like us. Obviously, having said all of that, I’m really looking forward to whatever Twitter game we play together next week! But it IS nice to be challenged, and today’s game is definitely a little more challenging. Intended for mature audiences! Anyway, the inspiration comes from this DVR description for the classic children’s film, The Dark Crystal, which provides the following synopsis: “Examining the effect of crystal meth on two communities, and how residents are taking action to save their youth.” Haha. Close! And so:
- • Space Jam: When a meteoroid crashes to Earth containing a mysterious jar of delicious tasting jam, everyone wants to try it, not realizing the jam contains a dangerous neuro-toxin!
• Deep Impact: A young woman’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk has a profound effect on her. The movie’s title is also a double entendre!
• Kramer Vs. Kramer: FBI forensic detective Vince Kramer must stop a serial murderer who goes by the letter “K” in this game of cat and mouse.
• All Dogs Go To Heaven: A mysterious virus kills all the dogs. Dustin Hoffman stars.
• Mystic Pizza: The Miami police call upon the services of a pizza that can communicate with the after-life to solve cold cases.
It’s funny how I talked about how stupid Twitter games were and somehow pretended like that meant this game that is so stupid was somehow not stupid. Good luck! (Image via EpicPonyz.)
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Run Lola Run: In this goofball comedy, Lola repeatedly misinterprets her colleagues’ discreet attempts to notify her of a snag in the back of her stockings.
I can’t stop!
500 Days Of Summer – an unprecedented heat wave means dire consequences for a rural farming village
Red Eye – a real-time comedy about a young man trying to hide the fact that he’s stoned from his family, friends, and bosses.
Naked Lunch – Nelson Muntz’s expectations are met
Glen or Glenda? – a conflicted bisexual man must choose between his two lovers
Dr. T & The Women – the A-Team star’s unfortunate attempt to rip-off Tony Orlando & Dawn
Some Kind Of Monster – townsfolk have trouble articulating just what it is killing off its citizens
This Is It: Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant star in an upbeat romcom where hijinx ensue as a new couple tries to determine whether or not they are right for one another.
Me And You And Everyone We Know: What happens when you accidentally send your family movie DVD back to Netflix.
Brokeback Mountain: Two part-time cattle wranglers work together in the mountains, where they unexpectedly fall in
lovea ravine. They spend the rest of their livesemotionallyphysically crippled by the encounter.Pi: A pi baking, unhappily married waitress (Keri Russel) in the deep south meets a newcomer to her town (Nathan Fillion) and falls into an unlikely relationship as a last attempt at happiness.
Tootsie: This in-depth documentary focuses on determining why Americans will eat Tootsie Roll candies even if they are several years old, and taste mediocre at best.
Juno: The inspirational true story of an Alaska man and his struggle against illiteracy.
12 Angry Men: A group of friends discover on Easter morning that their leader’s grave has been robbed.
Yojimbo: Man greets neighbor in the deep South.
Twelve Monkeys: A typewriter delivery man falls asleep at the zoo, and wakes up to find .0012 percent of Hamlet randomly typed out!
Children of Men: Youngsters raised by single parents grow up to appreciate the simple joys of scratching and farting.
Just really fine work, mrCasual.
High Fidelity: A man and his pot dealer go on a drug infused adventure, where-in the main character looses the love of his life when caught cheating with her best friend.
Good Will Hunting: A true story of horders getting their fix at thrift stores across America.
Twelve Deadly Coins: Circus performer attempts to break world record of eleven coins in mouth without choking. Will he make it?
The Human Centipede: Set in the lush jungles of South America, Disney/Pixar’s ‘The Human Centipede’ follows Caezar, a clumsy arthropod who just wishes he was a creature with a few less feet. When an ancient Mayan spirit grants Caezar his wish, he learns the importance of walking in somebody else’s shoes. Animated. PG. Starring Tracy Morgan, Kristen Bell and Martin Short.
There’s totally a record scratch in the trailer of that one.
Perfect! And Randy Newman can do the music. Or STING!!!
(It also probably should read ‘learns that it’s not always easy to walk in someone else’s shoes’. Definitely a Randy Newman song, that way…)
Free Willy: A gigalo decides to give it all away when the fly of his favorite pair of jeans suddenly breaks.
500 Days of Summer: Join Nat Geo as they go back in time to follow neolithic cave dwellers’ race to discover the autumnal equinox
March of the Penguins: A Catholic clergy woman, a Protestant manservant, and a French clown overcome prejudice, and win the heart of a nation, during the great Butler-Mime-and-Nun strike of 1890.
Leonard Part 6: Picks up where Leonard part 5 left off in one of the most beloved comedies of all time.
‘Much Ado About Nothing’: The biography of Nicole Kidman
Hot Fuzz: A young man warms up a delicious, sliced peach.
Indiana Jones: A small band of teens struggles to break loose from their addiction to the very state in which they live.
Robocop: Vince Spuccetti is a hard-boiled detective struggling with his failing marriage and no-nonsense boss, when a Robitussen sting implicates his out-of-control son. Vince conceals the evidence from his nosy superiors, but is the coverup an act of love, or will his cough-syrup addiction bring him past the point of no return. David Caruso stars.
–actually, can someone please make this for real?
Transformers: An in depth look at the doctors who specialize in sex change operations.
I love you, man: An indepth discussion, originally screened on C-SPAN, on the final, oxford´ized comma and the effect it has on movie choice mistakes on date nights. Moderator Zach Galifianakis.
James and the Giant Peach: A biopic covering Jimmy Carter’s prize-winning entry in the 1926 Georgia State Fair
Perfect! And Randy Newman can do the music. Or STING!!!
(It also probably should read ‘learns that it’s not always easy to walk in someone else’s shoes’. Definitely a Randy Newman song, that way…)
Argh. Supposed to be a reply to Jobes further up! But Randy Newman could probably score yours too, Tstrong. He’s that talented.
(Also, your avatar is the best thing there is.)
A Walk to Remember: Touching tale of 7 nursing home residents who start an excercise group in order to fight off the onset of dementia. Judi Dench and Jim Broadbent star.
Catfish: Elle Fanning gets more than she bargained for when she brings a peculiar pet home from a mysterious farm! Rated R
Couples Retreat: When an army of zombie singles take over downtown Manhattan and North Brooklyn, couples have no choice…but retreat.
Robocop: Scandal rocks the LAPD as a report surfaces that a poorly-trained, inexperienced sergeant signed thousands of police and evidence reports each month without ever reading them.
Deep Throat: Porn star turned Watergate informant? Or, Watergate informant turned porn star? YOU be the judge.
Good Will Hunting: The story of a man, Will, who hunts to feed starving children.
Mac and Me: A young boy learns a valuable lesson about the Bible when his imaginary cartoon friend decides to shorten his name.
Back(s) to the Future: A look inside the GOP