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Oh boy. Here we go. You know what? NO COMMENT. That is your job for once. You be the blog. What is the dog thinking? What is ANYONE thinking?!
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Spooooky! (Photo via Dlisted via FromNewYorkWithLove.)
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They’re humpin’ everybody’s leg out here.
they’re spaying everybody out here
“Why do I have to live in Williamsberg?”
“Even we dogs don’t think sexual assault is funny. And we love ‘Family Guy’.” – That dog
When asked about the quality of his current living conditions, Antoine Dogson replied “Ruff”.
you can run and fetch that.
I wanna run and smell that (other dog’s butt).
You the Mantoine now, dog
You’re the meme now, dog.
My Life is YouTube.
You are so dog. You are really dog.
Fur real.
I bet Birdie doesn’t have to put up with this shit. -Antoine Dogson
Not pictured: Asshole who uses choke collar.
“cooo-oooooooookie crisp!” -a slightly more dignified dog
“HE’S A DOG. You are really dumb for real” – @birdiepup
Happy Hallowmeem!
I think you mean Antoine Dawgson.
The doo rag is meant as a symbol of his Boxer Rebellion. #Chinesehistoryjokesgum
This is just great. I hope you win something for this.
“Stop making fun of dogs! It’s not like I dressed myself! I don’t even wear costumes that often.” YouTube user Dog25
“…And don’t forget to check your privates.” –Dog25
“Or someone else’s.”
Well, obviously… my owner is a moron.
I think that this dog is the only creature that could pull off this costume without looking like a total asshole. His owners, on the other hand, look like extra-large assholes for dressing their dog in this.
who’s a good meme? who’s a good meme? yes! yes you are!
I dont have a caption to provide, but I would like to invite help from you people in coming up with a title for a movie I am developing. Here’s the premise: all professional sports are rigged, from the players to the sports casters to the team managers and corporate owners. Football, basketball, soccer, baseball, etc. A detective named Sherlock Katie Holmes (played by Katie Holmes) and her sidekick Dr. Watson (played by Bodie the black kid from the Wire) stumble on to the case only to become a target by the killers hired by the establishment. Detective style hijinks ensue. The movie climaxes at the superbowl where the two football teams are praying to Jesus to help them win. Jesus (played by Willem Dafoe) appears suddenly, picks the team that prayed the best and chooses to vaporize the opposing team with laser blasts from his eyes and declares his chosen team victorious. Credits roll (in Chinese) over Guns n Roses “Welcome to the Jungle.” Why don’t YOU caption it aka come up with a title for this movie?
Twilight.
The Investiskaters
(The detectives would need to be on roller skates to make this one work.)
In all the film adaptations of Raymond Chandler’s work, the director for some reason decided to leave out the detective’s roller skates. The books are so much better than the movies for this reason.
Touchdown Jesus
Placekick Me, Jesus, through Heaven’s Goalposts
The ESPNet
Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Seven Hail Mary’s
This double meaning of Hail Mary here is *insert franco eating pie*
She’s a Pretty (Great Detective)
I’m thinking I’m going to stick with my original title idea, “Too Bad It’s A Fallen, Fallen, Fallen World”
I just don’t get why you don’t have Emma Watson play Mr. Watson. I would SOOOO watch that movie
Ah, good point, “look around yog” I have made the change. She will now play the role of DOCTOR Watson, not Mr. Watson.
Glad I could help, and, if I may do the honors: She’s pretty.
Oh hells yes
I like Detective Style Hijinks Ensue.
I was partial to “The Movie Climaxes”, also.
You could have just said “Bodie from the Wire.” Adding “the black kid” doesn’t really do much for that description.
the Maltese Atlanta Falcons
Toyota’s Keys to the Game Largo
Ground Rule Double Indemnity
Touchdown of Evil
Dark Passage Interference
Stranger on the Third Period Floor
#diminishingreturnsgum
I like this idea, SW.
I would call it “Real Life”
What a weird looking meme.
Man’s inhumanity to man’s best friend.
Hey, leave Mans out of this!
“Yesterday’s news. I’m ahead of the zeitgeist.”
–This dog.
Woof.
after all they have been put through, DMX’s dogs’ careers have never recovered.
We got a leg-humper here in Lincoln Park!
Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Seven Hail Mary’s
I can’t figure out if this is a dog dressed as Antoine Dodson, or Antoine Dodson dressed as a dog.
THAT’S REGGIE (Or Regg-AY)
Whoa! Double Racist all the way!
He’s runnin’ through your public parks, snatchin’ your frisbee up.
“This isn’t a racist costume, I keep a photo of a Black Labrador in my collar.”
You mean this ISN’T the gypsy dog meetup?
Wasn’t Gabe the one who said the Antoine Dodson thing was done? I guess Antoine Dogson is a whole different beast.
All this did is remind me of the bridge in “We Monsters.” I am going to go listen again now.
St. Pete’s Best Investigative Reporter will be following the story all day…
is this for real?
“I’m dressed as Sad Keanu* on the inside”
*Sad Canine-u?
“their masqueradin everybody out here”
ah the thousand yard stare of animals wearing anything that isn’t an ac/dc bandanna.
Antoine Dogson is now on Twitter. You can follow him @getthisdamnthingoffme
With any luck, the popularity of this photo will enable him to move his family out of the kennel.
“Hide Yo’ Kids, Hide Yo’ Wife” © Antoine Dodson, 2010, ya herd?™
Hide your dignity, hide your sense of shame, they humiliating errybody out here. (even dogs).
The funniest part? I don’t even know what an internet IS!
“HELLO I’M A DOG!” –@AntoineDogson
Stop making fun of this poor dog!
“I was hoping for the ‘Sexy Dodson.’”
hide your bitch, hide your pups…
so you can go run and tell that homeboy-vick
It’s pronounced “Therapist”, Mr. Connery. Let Mr. Dodson know so he can consult one for his “Chronic” fatigue.
Where da Kibble & Bits-ches at?
“Without the sign, this is just a Rosie the Riveter costume.”
He’s making crazy money with his “Auto-tune the Bark(tm)” single.
You must be the young hood I was just referring to…
Apparently the Auto-tune jokes all hit at the same time.
“Has someone applied the autotuner to this dog yet?”
(I don’t know what that means, but some young hood outside my work said it. It is the language of “the street”.)
“The autotune is better.”
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As the owner of a rescued pit from a dogfighting neighborhood, I find this disgusting.
Seconded.
you have my axe.
The joke doesn’t even make any sense. So, there was some kind of situation that needed to be remedied (presumably the OWNER putting a stupid costume on his dog)? And one possible solution is forcing the dog to engage in mortal combat, presumably resulting in the dogs death? Okay…
It doesn’t shame me to say that I probably have the capacity to laugh at a “good” dogfighting joke, whatever the fuck that means, but the worst kind of tasteless jokes put the “tasteless” before the “joke”. (See “Seth McFarlane”)
+1 for Seth McFarlane.
Seth’s +1 is actually just another one of his shitty voices.
I agree completely with teacherman. I might’ve even loved a well-made dog fighting joke! but this was just shock value. What’s worse is that, once i started noticing down votes on my joke (lower down), i was really hoping for worst rated comment (even thought i just meant it as a light hearted joke (what happened there?)) and you go and do this!
That dog’s owner? CARL PALADINO.
That dog’s owner? You guessed it, FRANK STALLONE.
“Hide your puppies and your bitch”
you know why i like dogs in costumes so much? it’s because no single image better sums up the concept of “humiliation.” if you were trying to explain “humiliation” to an alien race, you could just show them this picture, or any other costume dog picture, and they’d be all like “oh, i gotcha, bro.” THEN LAZER TO THE FACE!
you had me at “LAZER TO THE FACE!”
that’s how imagine most conversations with aliens would end.
… but they still begin with “Laser to Uranus” don’t they?
Professor Laser over here.
“At least this will only last for an hour. It’s not like a got a tattoo of his face.”
“What WERE we thinking?” – The internet
I don’t have a caption – but I *literally* laughed myself to sleep this Sunday night when I saw this.
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“This is so much more comfortable than the Rick Astley jacket I had to wear in 2008.”
Ack! Oh man, I’m on a roll tonight… That was supposed to be an upvote! My apologies kittensmash!
Forgiven!
And less confusing than the Keyboard Cat getup from the year before.
HIDE YA CALVES, HIDE YA… stuffed animals… and pillows, and stuff… because i am a dog, and i am going to hump them.
This would be so much better if we could say “Antoine Dachshund.” Alas…
Searching that in Bing would be a SUREFIRE way to NOT find that image.
Homeward Bound III: The Projects, wherein Chance, Shadow and Sassy defend their owner’s home from bedroom intruders, and run and tell ‘dat.
“As soon as we has the precious we’ll put a silly wig on his head and make HIM crawl…stupid, racist fat hobbit…”
You guys know Gabe let Birdie pick this pic out, right?
I didn’t have to put up with this shit on the set of Homeward Bound II. Well you know what they say about biopics…
“There is definitely a rapist in Lincoln Bark.”
No? Puns not funny enough for you? Then…
“I am not a bitch. I am you.”
A pun inside a crossover meme. You’ve been inceptioned.
I wouldn’t be caught playing dead in that costume.
this might be my favorite.
Ditto.
Yup.
Love it. Love it. Did I mention love it?
You may not realize it, but this is actualy the rapist in lincoln park dressed up for Halloween.
True story.
Hide yo Birdie
“I was dressed by some idiot in the projects.”
Antoine Dogson needs to play the President’s dog in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI&fmt=18
I’ve just written a Caption It computer program. You just enter two or more elements of a given photo, and the program pops out an amusing caption. Here’s what I put in:
1. Sad looking dog on choke chain with docked tail
2. Internet meme based on a man whose sister was nearly raped
3. Bandanas- so out of style, right folks??
Oh crap. The program just killed itself.
“Is this asshole really going to make me wear this for a whole week?”
you get an upvote for your name and avatar alone.
If this doesn’t get me on Videogum, then you can’t fire me, because I fucking quit!
“Save me.”
There is no dog!
Run and fetch that.
Il y a des moments de la vie où une sorte de beauté naît de la multiplicité des ennuis qui nous assaillent.
Don Draper is on the hunt
Benny the boxer is wondering what that pug’s ass smells like. Also, “Why’s this fucking wig on my head again?”
(ps: that’s my pic)
“I can’t wait to get home and shit on the kitchen floor.”
Being turned into an internet sensation was fine with Antoine. Even being turned into memes and somewhat rude song-ifications was acceptable. But being turned into a dog? Now THAT is the last straw, homeboy.
“This aint no weave bitch!”
***Insert entire lyrics to DMX’s “Niggaz Done Started Something” here ***