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Whasssssssup?! Whasssssssssssssup!?! Yo dudes who want to ensure that we leave our great-grandchildren a habitable world, and empowered young women who aren’t even sure they want grand-children if it in anyway interferes with the pursuit of their own self-actualization. Today I want to rap at you about safe relaxation. Sure, it’s fun to experiment with alcohol in a very safe and responsible manner. Did you know that in Europe there is no legal drinking age? That’s pretty wild. And there’s lots of ways to have sexual experiences without even taking your clothes off! But it’s also important to learn how to relax by yourself. No, silly gooses, I’m not talking about masturbation, although that’s a really safe way to learn about your body and is NOTHING to be ashamed of. I’m talking about learning to be comfortable when you are alone.
There’s lots of things you can do when you’re on your own. You can listen to music. You can download a book. You can draw a picture. You can sit quietly and think your thoughts, even. Of course, sometimes it’s hard to relax. Being a teen is super stresserz. I know, dude-os, I’ve been there! Now, as a grown up–but, like, a cool grown up–I can’t really recommend videogames as a way to relax. But some young people do find them a welcome distraction from all the homework and hormones of the school day. Perhaps you’d like to play a game based on Silly Bandz! Silly Bandz are da bomb! Actually, now that I think about it, you definitely should stop reading books and should just play some videogame about fucking gummy bracelets. (That’s right, I swore. If you want to act like a little adult, I’m going to treat you like a little adult. Now smoke this whole pack of cigarettes and learn your lesson.) (Totes makidding. Don’t smoke, guys! Stay cool in school!) (Via TheDailyWhat.)
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But more importantly, how’s the game?
I rip my hair off my head! I rip of my hair off my head!
On a related note, head over to http://bookgum.wordpress.com/ where we’re discussing Blood Meridian!
“silly” is the new “crunk”
Lets Go!
If you’re down l’il brother then let’s party will he, nill he
Get loose in the romper room were gonna show y’all what the dilly
Get Silly! Get Silly! [x4]
YAHH!
Get Silly! Get Silly!
Act a fool up in the classroom gonna be cool, down right chilly!
Throw your bandz up, that’s silly! What!
Get Silly! Get Silly! [x4]
let’s get scrilly!
right Yung Humma?
Well, at least it’s better than a first-person Sally Draper masturbation simulator.
Is it?
i hear that’s a big seller….
when i imagine wearing one of those, all i can think about is having to choke back vomit while it moves on its own, wrapped around my flesh.bleeeurghhhhhhhhhhh
This looks way cooler than that Slap Bracelet videogame I had for GameBoy.
Silly kids–Bandz are for Rock Starz! Like Justin Bieber!
Collect ‘em ZOO! Where there are…sharks? I guess. And hearts? And princesses? And dollar signs? And engagement rings?
Sharks?! Where?!
Do they make a Silly Band that looks like what it’s like to go outside?
You could probably stage a nature fight with your ZOO bandz.
Bad news, guys…
I’m unfamiliar with this product — is it like this?
Zing!
Silly bands, video games are for Italian stereotypes!
They did say that the game would be similar to Angry Birds, so in that case, I’ll need 500 copies.
teen korner, SAT edition.
angry birds : silly bandz game :: crack : ________
Prop 19 marijuana
I can answer this one actually!
angry birds : silly bands game :: crack : kaopectate
” You’d think that people would have had enough of Silly Bandz games — TO THE EXTREME!” — Paulz McCartney Beiber
“Silly Bandz are bigger than Jesuz” – John Lennon Beiber
“Fuck tha Police-Shaped Silly Bandz” – Yella Beiber
I wanna be a sillybandarchist – Johnny Rotten Bieber
“Smang that Silly Bandz, gurl” – Yung Beiba
“Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ endo, playin’ with Silly Bandz” -Snoop Bieber
“Don’t play around with my Silly Bandz, WOOOMAAAAN!”
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- Justin Gormley
Your body is a silly baaaaaaaaaaand! — John Mayer Beiber
“Is there a ghost-shaped silly bandz in our house?” – Silly Bandz of Horses
I’ve played this videogame before, but I thought it was called Guitar Hero: Van Halen.
… … …damn. I don’t have a single thing. SIlly Bandz II Turbo. That’s all I can think of and I have no idea what it means.
Super Silly Bandz: EX 2 Alpha
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start rubbing my temples with my fingers.
Oh, Nintendo. Nintendon’t, please.
Fingers crossed for a Game Gear port.
That’s what I said about Metroid: Other M (NERD REFERENCE)
I’d talk more about it, but I’m worried Samus will launch into a half hour monologue about how she feels about the game and her history between the oh brother this is going nowhere is it. SKIP CUTSCENE.
Yeah so about that Videogamegum…
I don’t get this. They’re rubber bands, but they’re shaped so you can’t make an effective rubber-band gun out of tehm. What’s the point?
Well, I dropped out of college and just played this:
Now I’m the new Editor of Newsweek!
Guys, look behind you! There’s a puppy robbery in progress! What a scoop!
She’s pretty.
That game was too hard. I bought this one instead.
This much harder, I assure you.
Sorry folks. My computer is being a little retarded this morning. However, this is a good example of stuff that just gets funnier in larger volumes.
You guys, I can’t think of anything witty to say about this. Either my head is yogurt cup or I must not give a shit.
It’s cool, cake. Sometimes it’s better to be in the yogurt cup.
You’re doing it RIGHT. Something that barely exists in the first place doesn’t leave a lot of room for creativity. It’s like using a color for a jumping off point and your color is “clear”.
I’m going to make an effort not only to use that analogy more often in my everyday life, but also to describe more things like this as barely existing.
I think this would be a good time to release my new generic brand silly bands! I call it “Silly Rope”!
Comes in brown, light brown, and dark brown!
There’s a racist/lynching joke in there, but I’ll let Winwood handle it.
Where were the Slap Bracelets or Pog video games when I was a kid? MAN. Kids these day are so spoiled. They get video games of everything. *kicks a rock*
Wasn’t there a Pog TV show for a minute?
While trying to find a video from it, I cam across this
http://www.amazon.com/Milk-Slammers-Game-Milkcap-Assortment/dp/B001TCBBUQ
Apparently there is still a lucrative pog market on amazon? I mean, considering that you get SIX slammers, that is a pretty good deal.
How many silly bandz does it take to strangle a person? I want THAT MANY!
Finally Nintendo does something to live up to Ocarina of Time…boout time
Nintendo Exec: Ok, ok, how much?
Voice on phone: 5 million.
Nintendo Exec: Guys! They’re going to give us 5 MILLION Silly Bandz if we make this shitty videogame!
“And there’s lots of ways to have sexual experiences without even taking your clothes off! ”
I love you. For serious.
truestorygum: i caught my cat playing with a silly band the other day. i don’t know where she got it but we’re both too old for that noise. one of is going to jail.