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YouTube user TheDistantWarrior would like people to stop making fun of fat people. Sure. People should stop that! Although I’m not sure that the Internet in general and YouTube in particular is the best place to make your case. Lots of ways for this to go south and fat I MEAN FAST. Then again, this appeal just might work, because TheDistantWarrior has A LOT of really compelling arguments:
Guys, stop making fun of fat people, and perhaps even more importantly, STOP FUCKING UP THE FRIES! Dude seriously needed to insert an “I rest my case” at the end there. Oh well. Something tells me he’ll be back, so hopefully he’ll remember to rest it next time. (Thanks for the tip, Benjamin.)
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Even at a distance, the warrior appears to have a size advantage over his opponent.
I don’t make fun of fat people, I scorn people who aren’t survivors: people who can’t climb well; those with poor reaction speed; those with poor instincts; those who get lost easily; and yes, this often, but not always, includes fat people (cardio man, cardio).
I have no opinion about the flag behind him.
I can’t wait for his version of “Baby”.
You reminded me of something…
We should hook him up with Babe25 via RacistMatch.com. Can you imagine the breast-checking and not-making-fun-of-fat-privates that will take place between the two of them???
“It’s not about slavery, it’s about fat people’s rights.”
“it’s not fat, it’s a fatuous argument!”
Southern Monsters
*runs in*
Sorry I’m late guys, what did I miss?
….oh.
Join the race to stop making fun of fat WHITE people
I kind of agree with this guy (I’m not fat). Fat jokes are way too easy. I prefer to take people down to my level of depravity more subtlely.
Nice comment, gayfer. Why don’t you go back to your home on gayfer island!
If only he had said that instead of “Don’t make fun of fat people because I’m sick of it!” as if people would just say “Hey, you’re right, you ARE sick of it! I’m not going to bother you anymore! Good day, sir!”
I liked his videos better when he was singing “Baby” and advocating breast exams……also I DON’T EAT OUT OFTEN!!!
McDonald’s employees remain open targets for being made fun of. In other news, my mom just lost her 100th pound. My mom’s the best.
Yay for your mom! That’s hard work.
I’m still hovering around the 41-2 lb mark, and it’s frustrating.
Mama Gmarley needs to give me weight-loss motivation tips.
Well, mother went pretty hardcore. Consistent diet of about 1300 calories a day, and about 1.5 hours on an elliptical a day (one work out in the morning, one after work). I’m pretty sure at some point during all weight-loss adventures, you hover for a little bit while you lean up your muscle tissue, and then resume seeing the scale drop. Keep going, health isn’t always on a scale. Because you came looking for platitudes.
Fat kids OR French fries? Nope, wrong again bing.
Just to be clear–I was a fat kid. So I’ve got a picture of that somewhere.
In your wallet?
I don’t think it would fit in my wallet.
That is simply hilarious. You have won my heart!
This is amazing!
Clarence Darrow just got served!
His airtight logic and superior arguing style stand alone, but what really lends credence to his infalliable positions is the confederate flag backdrop.
Also, I’m a sucker for that orange t-shirt.
Alright, alright, I won’t make fun of fat people…. But I can’t tell which eye is looking at me…. And also, HAHA!
Just to be clear, I’m not laughing at his fatness, I’m laughing at his very humorous story about a certain incident at McDonald’s where it looked like he “piss’d himsalf.”
I’m just laughing at the text disclaimer he added, saying he does not eat fast food often.
Now that I have his opinion, I’d now like to hear from the tiny man that’s controlling him from inside.
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, FRANK LLOYD WRONG!
All I could think about was the switch inside ventriloquist dummies that you move with your thumb to make their eyes jerk left and right unnaturally.
Jeff Dunham is inside him! That explains everything!
STOP MAKING FUN OF MCDONALDS!
LEAVE RONALD ALONE!
Ack! I hadn’t refreshed in a while! Holy crap, sorry!
LEAVE RONALD ALONE!
STOP MAKING FUN OF MCDONALDS!
Ack! I hadn’t refreshed in a while! Holy crap, sorry!
PRO-TIP: If you care about not getting made fun of for being the shape that you are/color you are/sexuality you are/person you are, don’t fucking go on youtube. It’s a free-for-all there! Nobody’s safe! I could go on there and talk about something totally neutral – like, oh yay, I took a walk today and it was a beautiful day and now I feel good – and people would call me gay, or fat, or a ginger, or fake, or some other shit that doesn’t apply to anything and isn’t constructive.
Agreed.
I disabled comments on my wedding video because people seem to view YouTube as dumping ground for their generally uneducated, usually misspelled, and frequently bizarre vitriol.
If your mission is to dress like a moldy citrus (seriously, dude; shave), and carry on about how the South will rise again, on an ocean of lotion & French Fried Taters… well, you’ve brought it on yourself.
he’s right, we shouldn’t make fun of him because he’s fat, but the fact he’s needlessly confrontational and sexist are good enough.
Lardass!
While I agree that making fun of fat people is not cool, I somehow doubt that this youtube video is going to end fat mockery. Unless, of course, he means to become the center of said mocking, thereby freeing other fat people from being on the receiving end of such uncouth behavior. In that case, well done, strange young man! Well done, indeed.
If YouTube doesn’t stop mocking him, he should eat it.
Can’t we just all agree to stop making fun of fat people and start making fun of black people?
#confederateflaggum
Faizon Love is going to feel so conflicted!
And a great drab whale let out a cry most foul and its breath was the hot plainwind, for it was the fattie of the desert south.
Stop making fun of people who want you to stop making fun of people!!
As a ginger, I just want to say THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE HEAT OFF US!
This guy’s a ginger! GET HIM!
Ah crap, I left my pitchfork at fat camp!
Shit! I’m getting me and my not soul out of here!
Agreed. Now we can get back to stealing the souls of virgins in peace!
I think we should stop making fun of fat people and start making fun of WoW people. (JK <3 nerdz)
No, but for real. I have a harder time feeling sympathetic to people who play wow all day and leave you alone on the weekends at school when you were clearly getting along and should have had a great but you’re paladin seems to be a bit more important than that… ahem…
#bittergum
(Whoa, typos ahoy! Beg pardon, y’all…)
I think we can all agree that we need to really start making fun of it Jewish bloggers
Crap, that was supposed to be FIT Jewish bloggers. Well, that’s it for me today.
Don’t want to be a spoilogum, but aren’t there other viral videos besides a “gummo”-esque run of weblogs, where we make fun of these people? I’m fully aware of their public life with them posting it, but come on. There are other videos on the net. I’m just a little tired of it. No Godsauco.
That sounds like something a fat guy would say.
(But also, I kind of agree.)
I’m with you man. While in general I think it’s totally ill advised to go spilling your guts on the internet and doing so pretty much makes you fair game, that just seems like the easiest target. There is a bottomless pit of despair on youtube, so I guess if you’re just looking for something to fill the blog pages, you’re never at a loss for content on that front, but it does get exhausting to read.
It’s the new trampoline accident. Only, trampoline accidents don’t make us reflect on our own lives (unless you were paralyzed in a trampoline accident, and then you’re like “HERE WE GO AGAIN!) or wonder what the definition of mentally healthy actually is.
I, for one, would always enjoy seeing more videos of crazy/cute/hilarious cats. I wouldn’t even want to make fun of them.
I think people who make fun of hilarious cats with a legit mean spirit are karma-bound to at least one truly shitty holiday season per youtube comment.
Totes. If the internet needs one thing, it’s more cat-related material. It’s like a desert out there for people who want to look at cats.
Birdie needs a vlog, so he can address his haters (i.e. cats).
AGH. Why do I keep typing that Birdie is a “he”? That’s TWICE now.
This level 69 lotion dispenser, only available on WoW or IRL too? Juuuust wondering…
Our punishment: Level 69 lotion all over our FACES.
That’s about right.
positive side effect: my dry skin has miraculously cleared up.
Take THAT Dove Men+Care!
With a rebel yell, he cried more more more (fries)
In the midnight hour, he ate all the fries.
So let’s sink another (fry)
‘Cause it’ll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I’d ask the world to (stop makin fun of fat people)
And I’ll be (eating fries) with myself
Les yeux sans visage, he has a fat face
my mouth is saying “judging people based on their appearance is wrong” but my flag is saying “the south will rise again!!!”
Also, my mouth probably says that from time to time.
His mouth is also probably engaged in chewing a lot of fries.
Has this guy got scraggy neck beard or is it his webcam resolution?
Oh please let it be a neckbeard! Big guy neckbeards are the BEST!
It helps define his chin line! Shit, is that making fun of fat people? I was recently told to stop doing that.
Is anyone seeing this comment? Let me know. With this Level 69 Lotion all over my face, commenting is all guesswork.
“I do NOT EAT OUT OFTEN” – TWHS
“You can take that Level 69 lotion dispenser and squirt it all over your face” – Possible TWHS??
Serendipity! I fully encourage the development of TWHS – just yesterday, I saw a blog with the sentence “I just pitched a tent in the lobby…no, not really.” I instantly thought of Videogum.
what a neckbead.
steelo, your avatar just made me remember where it comes from, and now I’m having to stifle my laughter so my class doesn’t know I’m looking at the internet.
Missing Missy. Oh God, I have tears in my eyes. I think I broke a rib.
Breaking ribs is my specialty. Real talk..why am I the only person who cant figure out how to post images to this. Do I have to put in a link or pray to the gabegod or what?
You just put the link end and make sure it ends in .jpg or .gif.
Ok here goes! …some choice photo’s from blizzcon..
Oh man, that was the funniest thing I’d seen in a while. To you Missy, in the hope that you have been found.
Like a jiggle-necklace?
I believe the typo made me enjoy the comment even more
Listen man, sure, make fun of me now for my little noob 69 Blood Elf Lotion, but as soon as Cataclysm comes out thats gonna be lvl 85 Lotion on your face
#hordenerdgum
Was he talking? I was watching his lazy eye the entire time and seeing how far it could roll before he’d catch it.
I like to think that everyone on the internet is completely self aware and the master of satire. It would delight me to no end if the world was just that intelligent and awesome.
And fat people are NOT the new gingers. That is just mean.
This video offends me. Not because I’m fat (I’m a little chubby), not because there is a confederate flag (i’m a little not white), not because i also have a neck beard (i’m a little AWESOME) and not because I work at McDonald’s (i’m a little sad about where my life is), but because I’m a philosophy major, and “You shouldn’t do it because it’s not right” is one of the worst arguments ever created (thank you, american political media, for teaching fat southerners about the importance of intellectual debate. where’s his bow-tie?).
It was all funny because we had nothing in common… Im not large, or confederate, I hate McDonalds and camo hats, I can grow a full beard… But then he said the words that make me /facedesk and really feel guilty for doing the things I do…. “I play World of Warcraft”… You just had to let the world know didnt you? You had to make us feel guilty for enjoying the same thing you do didnt you? LEAVE WARCRAFT ALONE!
This guy looks like Bam Margera wearing fat guy makeup.
“HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUYS!!!”
-Sloth & Chunk
“Stop making fun of fat people! I’m doing a perfectly good job of making fun of us by publicly living as many negative stereotypes as I can! I really don’t need the help! Go make fun of someone else! I’ve got this covered!”
- TheDistantWarrior
Ok DistantWarrior, but is your neckbeard still fair game?
This guy would probably look a lot slimmer in a medieval helmet.
So I take it we can’t make fun of fat people now. But can we still make fun of stupid people who cannot make a rational argument against the mocking of fat people? Either that, or we make fun of the beard. You gotta give us something, dude.
This guy needs some sugar water NOW!
If there’s a second Civil War, I think I can outrun this here reb.