Would you ask the sun to stop shining? Would you ask the trees not to be around? Would you ask the rain to cut it out? Some things just are the way that they are. And Mel Gibson is mad. Accept it! From Page Six:

Mel Gibson is furious at producers of “The Hangover Part II” for booting him from the flick, sources say. Gibson’s minor role as a Bangkok tattoo artist was seen as a comeback for his tattered career, but producers were quick to cut him loose when cast members objected to working with him. A source close to Gibson told us, “He doesn’t understand why Mike Tyson, a drug user who turned his life around, was given a chance while Mel was kicked to the curb. Everybody deserves a second chance.”

Totally, dude. It’s always smart to compare yourself to a convicted rapist. “Helloooooo?” The thing is, I’m pretty sure Mel Gibson would be mad even if they hadn’t eliminated his cameo from Hangover 2 The Streets. “Mel Gibson Furious Over Catering Services on Hangover 2 Set.” “Mel Gibson Threatens To Bury Justin Bartha In Rose Garden.” Etc. From now on, all Mel Gibson headlines should just read “Mel Gibson Still Mad About Some Crap, Obviously.”

Comments (68)
  1. Everyone knows the real reason he got kicked from the Hangover II is the Jews.

  2. i heard he’s got something else in the pipeline….

  3. He was replaced by Liam Neeson! It’s good to see Liam Neeson getting some work, you guys.

  4. He would hate Mike Tyson.

  5. Aye, fight and you may die, run and you’ll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they will blow me (because I deserve it), and that they may take our Hangover 2 cameo roles, but they’ll never take our freedom!

  6. These is one franchise I can think of that liked Mel Gibson mad.

  7. Mike Tyson turned his life around?


  8. Why yes Cam’Ron he is mad

  9. Take that Mr. Cool Facepaint.

  10. Difference is, Mel, we’re still waiting for you to turn your life around.

  11. “Never take a cameo role in an ensemble company to rehab a flagging career. Now if you’ll excuse me. Les Grossman needs to entertain THE PUBLIC!” — Tom Cruise.

  12. On a serious note, did anyone listen to the recent Comedy Death Ray with Zach G. on it? He alludes to having issues with something on the set of Hangover 2. Maybe it was Mel? If Zach’s the reason Mel was booted, I have a whole new level of respect for him.

  13. “Hollywood may take my life, but they’ll never take my Freedom (to have a small, ironic cameo in a pointless sequel)”!

  14. It really tells you something when the cast and crew of a movie that prominently featured a live tiger find you too difficult to work with.

    • Tigers love Jews, they hate cinnamon

      • The real question is…

        What does Gibson dream of, when he takes his little Gibson snooze?
        Does he dream of mauling babies? Or Oksana and her dysfunctional (awful word that I even feel uncomfortable typing)?

        Don’t you worry your anti-semite head…
        you’ll never get your cameo and your career is really dead.

        And they we’re gonna find our bestfriend Doug
        and then we’re gonna give him a bestfriend hug.

        Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug.

        But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweekers,
        well then we’re shit out of luck.

    • Also, Bradley Cooper.

  15. he’s still got it…

  16. As this website’s own little Mel Gibson I can say – dude has probably just been drinkin’

    have a big melon, mel gibson. chill out.

  17. “Mel Gibson or Assholes” bing always has the best venn diagrams.

  18. “You should just f-ing smile and blow me! Because I deserve it!” – Mel Gibson to studio execs

  19. You Mad Max

  20. Are we sure that he’s not just mad that a cameo in The Hangover2 is now the kind of thing considered a “big deal” for him?

  21. Everyone deserves a second chance after making anti-Semitic comments. And then when they blow their second chance for making racist/holy-fuck-you-might-murder-a-woman comments, they deserve another. After all, they were in The Man Without a Face.

  22. BTW, Mel, aren’t you, like, on your 12th chance by now?

  23. (creative) FREEEEEEEEDOM!!!!

  24. At least he still has the starring role in 2 Crazy 2 Employ.

  25. Give me back my cameo!

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