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It’s weird when you didn’t know what a word meant, and then you learn what it means TOO well. Like, I’m way more familiar with the definition of the verb “to smang”* than I really need to be. (Also, not actually entirely clear on what the difference is between the verb “to smang” and the verb “to smurf.”) It’s one thing to use a word in a sentence to provide contextual meaning, it’s another to put that word in a leather armband and make it grind the palms of its own hands.
Oh, and are you worried that this song isn’t available for download on iTunes? Because lemme smang that concern! Download it here. (Thanks for the tip, Jed.)
*Also this?: http://twitter.com/#!/Mike_Doughty_/statuses/28718886007
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It’s no “Whip My Hair”.
I’d just as soon we not get a Sesame Street mash-up of this one.
Smang-up, you mean.
I know what you mean.
So, all credit must go the Naked Painter, but I thought I would repost this wonderful gif here, just in case a few of us did not see it in Monster’s Ball. Enjoy!
Here’s another good one (which I think someone posted, but I can’t remember who!):
I whip my hair like baby, baby, baby OH, like baby, baby, baby NO
“Dammit, teacherman! I’m still dead from laughter last time this was posted!” – DirtySpaceNews, 2009-2010
Dear Teacherman,
Not nakedpainter, concert_addict.
Love,
Oops
Balls.
You Smag!
These are fun!
I’m sorry I mentioned Willow Smith’s Milli Vanilli hair the other day because apparently I am out of touch and it is a thing.
Any song with the phrase “cooch contusion” is a chart topper in my book. Also, my book its titled Songs Utilizing the Phrase ‘Cooch Contusion, so it’s kind of a gimme.
I’m convinced that he is staring at my soul when he’s looking at the camera.
You spelled “through” wrong.
I’m pretty sure smanging is barfing. I was happy to oblige.
I’m pretty sure barfing is a result of a successful smang, not smanging itself.
I’m pretty sure that “pigtails and Bret Michaels-style headband” combo just made me smang
“Lemme be a tourist, and I’ll leave you feeling like a rainforest”
…
Eco-rapping is so hot right now.
Drip Drip
In 1991, in defiance of a Congressional mandate to cease selective pop star breeding, a group of rogue scientists crossed stands of DNA from members of the pop/dance group of Milli Vanilli and swarthy Latin singer, Gerardo.
A child was born of this horrific experiment and was named after its creator, Dr. Akira Yunghumma. Funding for this experiment soon dried up and the creature was transferred and locked in a maximum security facility, deep underground in Los Alamos, NM.
In 2009, the creature gained sentience.
in 2010, it escaped…
yung humma: let me smang you.
the internet: quit trying to make “smang” happen. it’s not going to happen.
This is going in the Burn Book.
“You should be cautious/Don’t’ be scary/ I’ma have you lookin like a wild thornberry”
When I pull out my piece, gonna make you screama, because its a real monster like Ickis, Krumm and Oblina.
Doubly funny; two times all the upvotes!
I feel like a Rocket Power joke is needed here but might just be too easy and/or unnecessary.
I feel like an Angry Beavers joke might be even easier.
“Smangin’ them drawers is my life’s aspiration.”
– A rapping fake mustache enthusiast
Sa da tay! This guy is Pootie Tang.
Cole me on the panny sty.
I’m so glad somebody thought so too.
I don’t know, you guys! Yung Humma has some sick moves! I may let him “Smang It.”
Flynt Flossy wants in on that, girl!
I read that at first as Young Hummus.
I guess that’s like, the ironic hipster version who’s hit single is like “Gimmie Pita Girl” or something
Watch out Mr. Serious Face. The man means business!
Ewww this is sad, at first when I saw this I thought this was some sick comedy skit!!!!! ITS SOOO FREAKIN FUNNY THO!!!
Work that kitty.
As a giiiiiiirl, I’d like to just state how totally unappealing smanging sounds. Is there anything on my body that seems like it should be smashed and banged? Not the last time I checked.
As a girl, I totally disagree! I was watching this thinking, “I really want Yung Humma to smang me”, but then Flynt Flossy shows up and I’m like, “Wow, I really want Flynt to smang me”! It’s like Smophie’s Smoice.
Is this what Smuckers means?! Is this why Destiny’s Child is not ready for this jelly?
I really love everything about 1:37. She’s at her office, in her leather swivel chair, obvs annoyed, and this guy is SO all about smashing AND banging. Talk about a case of the Mondays, amirite!?!
yung humma is the Tyra Banks of rap songs about fuckin’ chicks.
I’m getting worried that my Zune is soon going to be full of nothing but Autumn Jams.
and then you’ll be in your car and your friend will say, “let me pick something” and they’ll pick this and you won’t be able to explain. #thisisgoingtohappentome
The girls’ body language in that video is somewhere between indifferent and visibly uncomfortable.
What am I supposed to do with my song “Bmashang, let smash it and bang it girl” now?
I still am not completely sure what smanging means.
Next single on his album, ” I Love to Smang the Pussy, Hell Yeah” Yung Humma ft. Alpa Chino.
That taupe one-piece pantsuit doesn’t seem ideal for smanging.
A TUMMISCRATCH beat!
Is he smashing or banging? I can’t figure this out.
I just invented a new word. It’s a portmanteau of smash and bang.
Bash. I can’t believe that word didn’t exist until right this very second, you guys!
Here, let me use it in a sentence.
“This song makes me want to bash my head in.”
Wednesday night is the night we usually smang it
Young Humma = A really pervy Antoine Dodson
Flynt Flossy = Charlie Murphy
…that’s all I kept thinking.
This is the most .gif friendly music video of all time!
Dayum! That’s some solid Sturm und Smang! (no Humma)
“Thanks for the tip, Jed,” she said.
So how certain are we that Flynt Flossy isn’t just Yung Humma wearing a fake moustache and rapping in a funny voice? Because I am not certain at all.
So does that mean Mike Doughty reads videogum? HI MIKE!!! I just found Soul Coughing this summer and LOVE IT!
OH MY GOD. IT GETS WORSE.
http://bossip.com/284951/worst-video-ever-how-you-like-your-eggs-girl-fried-or-fertilized-video/
“When I say fried, those are breakfast eggs/
When I say fertilized those are eggs between the legs”
BARF
Goodness gracious. That melody… those lyrics… that giant mole…
I give up. I will come back here with an actual comment in about 2 weeks once I regain the power of speech.
Also, good find, aunt martha!
“Or should I say smang it?”
No, Yung Humma, no you should not.
David Foster Wallace + Tim and Eric = Yung Humma
SmanceFloor Smale?
It’s going to be really embarrassing if I’m the only one who remembers this little cultural moment
Oh god, I remember seeing this at a sushi bar late at night. It terrified me.
Now that he’s explained “smang” to us, someone might want to explain “Yung Humma” to him.
I just rewatched this and felt bad for the girl. She looks like she is thinking, “Well, it’s a job. At least this song is so stupid that no one’s ever going to see the video.” But then it turns out, it is SO stupid, everyone is going to see it.
Also: she is pretty.
She looks like she was paid in 3.5 gram denominations
Does this count as fake rap? I need to know how I should feel about this. I also really like Sex Syrup – Slick Mahony featuring Yung Humma
http://vimeo.com/13913351
I could watch all those videos all day.
We’ve missed some of RAED’s Autumn Jams.
http://www.youtube.com/user/RAE2THEMOTHERFUCKEND#p/u/5/qhGA-sHhlhc
http://www.youtube.com/user/RAE2THEMOTHERFUCKEND#p/u/6/_Lou_NAIQKU (check out this album cover, it’s like the Village People of rubbish rappers)