It’s crazy how hard they make these yogurt cups to get off these days! It’s like, you put them on assuming what’s the big deal, it’s just a yogurt cup, surely it won’t get THAT suck on your head, and besides, everyone’s putting yogurt cups on because it’s a party. What are you going to do, NOT put a yogurt cup on your head? Get real, mom. Everyone at school hates me! But then it’s seriously, like, six o’clock the next night and that yogurt cup isn’t going anywhere. Live to fight another day, everyone. NOW HUSH. (Via Arbroath.)
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I feel you. This week has been way too long. I’m putting myself to bed.
I am mystified as to the differences in upvotes here. What painstaking process did someone go through to decide that one kitten was worthy of +1, but the other should be passed on by? This is going to keep me up at night.
BRB checking myself into the hospital for my cute overdose.
Me too, pal.

resting up for the weekend.
Is that his little penis? Great, now that’s all I see.
Porno Switcheroo alert!
i will upvote any corgi post on videogum.
I concur
Pro-tip, Gabe: if you don’t stop drinking, there’s no such thing as a hangover.
– Don Draper
Gabe just needs a secretary/babysitter/wife to make sure he stops after four.
Best thread ever
Goodnight Everyone!

Look at our little sloth! Awww…
Good night indeed!
C’mere, Teacherman…
Ignore the doo off to the side of us. We’ll clean it up in the morning.
Yeah, seriously. Like you guys don’t have some doo-doo in your bedrooms. It’s just A LITTLE DOO-DOO!
Just a little doo-doo on the straw-covered dirt floor of our bedroom. Buncha HIGH-AND-MIGHTY…
You guys are awesome.
And the Webby for Cutest Monster Couple goes to…. YOU GUYS!
WHY ARE YOU TWO SO GREAT
Wa that a dog? Cos like, I assumed it was a dog, but parts of that video made me think it was a dog/guinea pet hybrid. The Japanese be on that next-level cute shit.
Japanese hybrids are the cutest!

It’s a dog. It looks like a Shiba Inu.
Its actually a Teddy Ruxbin. Someone forgot to change his tape.
Things Japan Does Well:
1) Sushi
2) Car Production
3) Strange Cartoons
4) Cute Dogs (HI BIRDIE)
5) Gameshows
Don’t forget Excessive Politeness!
Also, Asian Fever.
AND… business cards!
I’m sure videos like these make Birdie melancholic when remembering his early puppyhood.
Her.
I mean, “her?”
#no-bitcho
Damn it. Stupid yogurt cup impaired my gender possessive pronouns there.
Sounds like I might have picked a good day to take the day off…but a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
He’s probably having nightmares about the godawful shorts he’s laying on, amirite?
I’m turning in too. Just gotta go check on the little guy.

Never mind the little guy, what about your nightmares?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_1YbFMR8j8
Have a surreal sleep, Huck.

#recycledjpgs
Someone’s out for a midnight snack!
OMG did you ever listen to that This American Life episode about the puppy channel creator?
I want to pet Ira Glass.
I did!! I did!! Why can’t I order that channel? Nothing would make me happier. I guess there’s always You Tube.
Sorry, that looks unclear–I did NOT pet Ira Glass (sadly). I heard the puppy channel guy.
Ira Glass petted me once.
I don’t believe you, foz. If he had started, he never would have stopped.
Wait, YouTube ISN’T the Puppy Channel? They’re two separate things?
“Puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies….PUPPIES!”
I kind of wanted to pet that guy. You can tell it went through several versions before he settled on the final, perfect, version.
A channel for in between channels… the concept was just too advanced. Sigh.
It’s here if you want to stream it (it starts around 7:05, but obvs the whole thing is great)
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/233/starting-from-scratch/
As a close to this Monday to Thursday week, I did something that I have put off for far too long. I have been an avid reader of the Videogum for about a year now. Occasionally commenting on a BNPG or Caption contest. Sometimes on more obscure posts. But always under my facebook login. Today I am proud to announce that I have created a Videogum account. I am officially applying to become a monster. Let the hazing begin?
Hazing by upvotes!
WooHoo!
Welcome! I like your avatar.
Thank you! I do consider myself quite a fan of Jim Henson.
Yeah, your avatar rulez like teen korner! Seriously, Gonzo is my flava fave.
#drunkgum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
This is the best welcome ever….and that is competing with a frat brother telling me to chug a handle of vodka rush week, first semester, freshmen year. Although, curiously enough, they both eventually involved the chanting of gooble, gobble.
Sidenote: I did not pledge. I was just in it for the free booze.
Free booze is the best kind of booze. Is also the best kind of free anything.
Anyway, WELCOME!
*hands you a cashew caipirinha*
Any time I’m feeling down and out I look at this photo and everything that is wrong with the world disappears for an instant.

Here’s mine — note the side-eye:
Oh fuck you, nerdnirvana! I need this guy more than ever:
i always wonder, what did the owners do when he outgrew his wellies? i bet they did something cute.
Was that even real??? I can’t take even take this HOW CAN THIS LEVEL OF CUTENESS EVEN EXIST OH MY GOD
Oh my Satan! My cuteness quota has been filled. I gotta get me some ugly.
Ahh. That’s better.
Please, won’t someone think of the children!?
OH GOD! TOO MUCH THE OTHER WAY!!!
Ahhhhhh…. so much better.