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The best part of this news piece about a Connecticut law office that has opened a drive thru window (in a former Kenny Roger’s Roasters no duh) is when the reporter explains that drive thrus are used at banks but not usually used at law offices. Haha. Slow down, Bob Woodward, save some Pulitzers for the rest of us. #SCOOPS
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What the what?! Being from CT, how did I NOT know we had Kenny Rogers Roasters here? Ugh, stupid small ass CT still surprising me with stuff, somehow.
As another CT resident, who just yesterday saw that the front page of the New Haven Register read “Shelton man charged in sex assault on horse”, I can totally believe we both had a Kenny Rogers Roasters AND a Drive-Thru Legal Office.
http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2010/10/20/news/valley/aa1_shelton_horse102010.txt
:::sigh::: why?
Nay means nay people!
But are you allowed to “drive-thru” on horseback?
Yikes. I’ll show myself out.
So that’s where Mans works
Sort of, but my office is still a Kenny Roger’s Roasters.
Kenny Roger’s Roasters has been out of business for a while, so if you find any fried chicken in your office, best just leave it be.
This would never work at my office because we are always running out of chicken nuggets.
Mans, I found your Halloween costume.
Shouldn’t I wear something that I don’t already wear to court on a regular basis? I want to switch it up.
Speaking of Halloween costumes…
Congratulations, you just set a new standard for “weirdest boner.”
Do I get a medal?
thank god i’m not the only one who thought that
Um, that is obviously MY costume this year given MY engagement to one handsome blue beast. The whole family is getting dressed up.
I can’t be the only person around here who honestly really wants to dress up as Sexy Huckabeast for Halloween, right?
I have the normalest boner right now.
They get you with the sides. Sides of law.
Do you want lies with that? Care to suit-per size?
I would like to now point out that my profession is one based on the quiet dignity of the law and a respect for the Constitution.
And I want to help people. I want to help people. I want to help people.
Just remember, in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups.
God Bless ALL His creatures in the United States of America.
ONE KRISPY KREME DOG, PLEASE!
THEY ALL LOOK SO DELICIOUS.
It makes sense because most attorneys reek of an old grease trap already.
Can you delete this and re-post it tomorrow so I have time to take a picture to post here? Because I can tell you that there is a police station inside of a Wal-Mart not 1 mile from where I am right now, but I think that has to be seen to be believed.
They should open one of these up in Las Vegas so people can get a drive through divorce after their drive through wedding.
….followed by their drive through PFA.
“Umm, hi, yes. Okay, I’d like one Estate Planning Combo. I don’t want any unnatural life-sustaining procedures on my advance medical directive. Thanks. We’d also like one LLC, hold the operating agreement and two Biggie Sized Mello Yellos. Thanks.”
We are a running a discount on pass-through income taxation advice through the end of October for anyone purchasing an LLC would you be interested?… it comes with your option of a Kenny Home-made Muffin or Mash Potatoes and Gravy?
You know who else offers pass-through on income? Hardee’s. (Gross)
You just had to go there didn’t you. Here is a coupon for the next time you are interested in pass-through income:
Talk about Defensive Driving.
I think they’re onto something. Very Appealing.
I know! I would like to make a Motion to their window, with my car.
This is the only thing I can think of right now.
BAD CHICKEN
HEYYYY
BAAD CHICKEN
MESS YOU UP
Next you’ll hear a story about some woman REALLY wanting her disability check at like 2am, and the office being completely out of them. Then the woman goes berserk and attacks the window and the clerk… Haha that would be a ridiculous story….
Wait, what? That happened? At a Fast food restaurant? OVER CHICKEN NUGGETS?! Well at least the above reasoning is alittle more understandable.
They are very Professional.
The videogum “Why don’t you slogan it” Contest:
“Got someone to sue? Drive on thru!!”
“Get custody and custard in one trip!”
“Will you be suing in your car tonight or would you like this court order to go?”
“Forget the Jury when you’re in a Hurry!”
Over a million affidavits served.
“#1 Vehicular Manslaughter Defense Lawyers in the Tri-State area!”
Justice is now SUPERSIZED.
“Come on Down and Get You Some Law”
(tm) The Law Offices of PizzaJwormyk PLLC
Chickens in the steam
That is what we were
Lawyers in-between
How could we be wrong?
Drive up now with me to de jure world
And we’ll rely on each other, ah hah
From one counsel to a client, ah hah
They should try other sensible gimmicks as well, like, “Get legal advice over the phone from an attorney while he’s taking a dump for 50% off normal rates”.