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This week, on The O’Reilly Zone, your boyfriend Bill O’Reilly turned to your boyfriend, FOX News contributor Juan Williams, and asked for his opinion on the Tragic Events of September 9/11 Mosque, or whatever. I believe he was still rehashing the dust up he had last week on The View. Cool. Although it’s very uncharacteristic of Bill to just belabor something endlessly and never let it go. Weird. Anyway, your boyfriend (not Bill O’Reilly, who is your boyfriend, your other boyfriend, I know it is confusing, stay with me) Juan Williams explained that your boyfriend (ay-ay-ay) Bill O’Reilly’s position was correct (it’s not) and then proceeded to explain why, and THAT is when you were reminded of why you love him so much and why sometimes when the two of you are having sex, you don’t even want to have an orgasm, because the pleasure for you is to see him receive pleasure. (GROSSSSS. YOU ARE SO GROSS!)
Nice. You know, it’s one thing to make the “political correctness” argument when you’re talking about, say, airport security, because I think we can all agree that sometimes it IS weird when some TSA agent is ripping up the stuffing on a 90-year-old grandma’s wheelchair. I’m not saying there shouldn’t be a certain element of random selection, because people come in all shapes and sizes, even bad people, I’m just saying the randomness doesn’t have to be KIND OF COMICAL. But you can’t really bust out the anti-political correctness argument in defense of just straight up being a bigoted piece of shit. Like, it’s not overly politically correct to NOT BE AFRAID of someone JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE MUSLIM. And I will say that to your boyfriend right to his face at your next dinner party that you throw in the tastefully but somewhat eclectically decorated apartment that you share.
Incidentally, “you know I’m not a bigot because of all the books I’ve written on the Civil Rights Movement” is one of the TIGHTEST defenses against being a bigot I’ve ever heard. I’m definitely going to write some books about the Civil Rights Movement so that I can use that one right before I say some super bigoted shit. (Thanks for the tip, Andy.)
UPDATE: NPR has fired Juan Williams. Classic liberal bullshit.
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Well, I’m not a bigot because some of my best friends are books on the civil rights movement.
“I carry a book on the civil rights movement in my wallet. Also, a Muslim. It’s a very big wallet.” – My boyfriend
When is the world going to smarten up and start looking to the cookie:
ten out of ten times, when someone says “look, i’m not a bigot” they’re about to say some bigoted shit.
“Look, I’m not your boyfriend, but I am.”
That is why I plan to use that as a jumping board for non sequiturs.
“Look, I’m not a bigot, but I really think your khaki pants are flattering”
“Look, I’m not a bigot, will you please pass the mustard?”
“Look, I’m not a bigot, but my skirt is on fire. Would you kindly assist in putting it out?”
the same goes for “no offense.”
“look, no offense, but have you heard that new willow smith song?”
“look, no offense, but i could REALLY go for a footlong hoogie right now.”
“look, no offense, but go fuck yourself.”
i guess that last one doesn’t really work.
Also “With all due respect:”
“With all due respect, I’ll take my hamburger with tomatoes please.”
“With all due respect, Jackass 3 starts at 5:15.”
“With all due respect, it’s nice that the crocuses are finally starting to come in.”
I’m afraid of people wearing Islamic garb. No Bigoto.
I thought that the go to starter would be “As a karate expert …”
Also “At the end of the day”:
“At the end of the day, I thought the last two Matrix films were utter shit.”
“At the end of the day, I was able to make up the exam.”
“At the end of the day, I set my alarm for PM instead of AM.”
The same with “no homo”
“No homo, but are you on P90X?”
“No homo, but I can go for a chili cheese dog right now.”
“No homo, but Juan Williams is indeed my boyfriend.”
With all due respect and no offense, as a karate expert who is not a bigot, it is way too late for me to be posting and I should sleep.
Check out this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrgygfwnCJ0
“Look, I’m not a bigot, the cool picture I carry in my wallet proves it!”
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I like you, explainer guy. I think you’re a valuable part of the VG community. So I hope you can take me seriously when I say, no, I do not get nervous when I see someone in Arab garb on the same plane that I’m on. And, even if I did, I certainly wouldn’t think that justified expanding our understanding of the War on Terror to being the War on Islam.
“Arab garb”? You realize Arab does not equal Muslim, right? There are millions of Arab Christians for example.
i’m sure huckabeast realizes what you want him to ask him whether or not he realizes.
christ man, huckabeast is both on the right side and offering an olive branch to the dude who stuck his foot on his keyboard here. you gotta fuck with that?
douche
For the record, yes, sadmalandar, I am aware that Arab does not equal Muslim, since I am a fully-grown adult. I was just using the same matrix of judgementalism that my boyfriend used to illustrate a point but, admittedly, the joke might have been buried under too much oh why am I even trying to explain this?
Oh, it’s YOU AGAIN! My favorite! Please, tell me how much of an asshole I am.
jesus. uh, ok.
I thought you were acting like a real asshole that time we got in that dispute where I was saying the war in iraq was unjustifiable, and some other people were saying things like that was too simple a thing to say something something geopolitics is complicated something something justifiying the war something.
uh, but also, I don’t really know you. maybe you’re ok?
are you jumping in here cause you think I shouldn’t have called that guy a douche? maybe I shouldn’t have, but I thought he was taking down a good point on a technicality.
sorry? what do you want?
h-beast,
hey, sorry, didnt catch the subtlety of your sarcasm, my bad.
I just thought since the conversation was about ethnic/religious misunderstandings and ignorance, it was important to use proper terminology. Unfortunatley, because of ppl like our collective bf (he’s actually just mine, stand back) and Mr. O’Reilly and the T-baggers, it has become increasingly difficult to give anyone the benefit of the doubt anymore because there is so many people that use “Arab” and “Muslim” interchangeably.
sorry dude
No, I said that because, whoops, you were an asshole before, because you were really angry and offensive and blathering on and insulting people you’ve never met on a deep personal level.
For the record, I think the war in Iraq was NOT justifiable, and the source of a lot of tsuris in the world, not to mention the fact that including paying for all the vets coming back fucked up will cost TRILLIONS of dollars and it will continue to fuck us over for fucking years to come, Fuck You George Bush.
You never bothered to find that out because you were too busy calling me a “psycopath” and “evil” and a “liar”. So you can understand why I don’t like you.
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wow, really, don’t listen to me
i’m actually really sorry I offended you so much a few weeks back. surprised I did.
sorry about that.
sorry i was so flippant a second ago. I’m not usually like that.
yikes. sorry
christ, i had a rough day. and a rough day a few weeks back or something. I’m just an idiot and thought it was gonna fix my situation to piss people off and pass out. I’m really sorry. really.
Napoleon Complex
if you have now seen the horrible shit I wrote last night, i hope you’re physically and mentally ok. I’m sorry again. I was being a real asshole.
Um. I actually don’t even know how to respond.
We all say things we don’t mean sometimes, especially when under the influence of alcohol, and things come spewing out that normally we would keep to ourselves, etc.
But, like, what kind of person are you that THIS is what is floating around your brain late on a Thursday night? Get help.
that’s fair.
I’m glad you wrote something here.
I’m really sorry again.
It’s alright. I’m not offended so much as worried for you?
Like, are you okay?
wow. that’s actually really nice of you.
I am ok. I was stressed out about other things. since i was, I was an angry drunk instead of a happy one last night. And then I flew off the handle and did something i knew I shouldn’t do. i almost instantly regretted it. I’m glad it didn’t cause anything else bad to happen.
and, I am also sorry about the other fight now. i WAS angry at the time, and throwing the most dirt. but since dirt went everywhere, and then we all got quiet about it, I didn’t realize that it had hit so personally. I’m sorry.
thanks for telling me you are worried about me. that’s really nice.
Alright, that’s good to hear.
I’ve just been judging by your actions – since this is the internet and that’s all I’ve got to go on- you just seem like upset and troubled, and I don’t know if this is evidence of some larger problem you have or what.
Just try and take a step back before you say shitty things, okay? And be like “Hey, should I say this super shitty thing to someone, even if I think they’re totally wrong? How would I like it if they said this super shitty thing to me?”
I know. like I said: I know your judgment on what I’m like is fair, given the attacks a few weeks back and the pretty dark shit I was writing all yesterday. and like I said, as such, I really appreciate the concern.
Your advice is fair and correct also. I appreciate it.
l’m bummed i did something that unkind and dangerous, but I’m ok. without your advice, I re-learned something here. but I appreciate it.
not to push the issue, but there is an article on Slate that puts Williams’ comments in full context. it pretty much sums up my opinion in better words than i could and shows that he was doing what a lot of you said he should have done.
http://www.slate.com/id/2271931/
“Except, the thing is, I’m Muslim” – Muslims
To be fair Juan only gets nervous around muslims that identify themselves as muslims.
I <3 this gif like woah. Also, I'm pretty sure Betty Draper (Francis) would freak out if she saw a Muslim on a plane. Well, that's just my assumption. She's a horrible person, in case my point wasn't clear.
Or, in a total 180, she would leave whoever her current husband was for them, only to then leave her new husband at the first signs of marital strain. (this Birdie needs to be shot)
And you’re one of the cocksuckers staring me down, checking to make sure your wallet is intact, locking your car door as I pass, shielding your child from my “lecherous” gaze/grasp, examining my parcels while making sure your grip on your bag is firmer, lest I steal it… I could go on, but seriously, I thought way more of you Explainer Guy.
I always assume that if someone was going to try and pull some terrible shit, they’ll probably try to blend in and not be conspicuous. I didn’t go to terrorism school or anything, so I might be wrong here.
So yeah, staring me down because iof my skin color makes all the sense.
Yikes! I was commenting on JWill’s “thoughts,” not the color of your skin. Anyhow, I stare YOU down on airplanes because you have bullets that look like overalls strapped across your body and you always carry a gun that requires two hands just to hold.
i said this below, but i’ll say it here too:
juan williams is not scared of muslims in the airport. especially the ones in muslim garb, cause if you’re going to blow up a plane, you’re not going to wear muslim garb.
juan williams just thinks it’s his job to tell people to stop being politically correct. he thinks it is important that we have people go on news shows and repeat untrue conventional wisdom. he doesn’t actually believe anything he says.
i’m fully aware defending yourself against downvotes just ensures more downvotes, and i am in no way defending profiling of any kind. but i don’t think anything “justifies expanding our understanding of the War on Terror to being the War on Islam.” you are putting words in my mouth.
he was expressing feelings that are way more common than people would like to admit, because they know IT IS WRONG to have them, which I agree with all of you that IT IS WRONG to have them. but knowing it is wrong doesn’t stop an irrational cognitive response.
i’m sure a person who saw someone get attacked by a dog when they were young and grows up to be afraid of dogs [me] doesn’t want to be afraid of them [me]. but deep down inside, when they come across a dog, they still get a little nervous [me], but when it comes down to it, they recognize the irrationality of it all, and then even end up owning a dog [me again].
backwaxer, you are more than likely 1,000% right.
and huckabeast, sadmalanders comment proves that sometimes, when you have the most honest and sincere intentions, occasionally that gets misconstrued and you can be made out to be ignorant when we all know fair and well what you meant.
i’m getting out of this. But note it was juan williams who linked his bullshit nervousness at the airport to the Faisal Shahzad quote about a ‘war with Muslims,’ not huckabeast.
the problem with this whole fucking incident is not ‘human nature’ causing feelings that are WRONG. go ahead, williams – on your own time, question yourself. embrace your inner bigot. become a self-aware person. I don’t care about you. so go ahead and admit you’re scared and cry like a fucking baby. fucking kill yourself if you want. not anyone else’s problem but yours.
the problem is idiots influencing other idiots into being bad people.
don’t go in front of millions of people and validate their bigotry. cause then your fucking retardedness becomes everybody’s problem.
i know it was Williams who said that, but huckabeasts’ response to my comment made it sound like I agreed with what he was saying, when i was only taking the side of “let he who is without sin cast the first stone” b/c his feelings are way more common that people would admit to having them. but just having them does not make you a racist.
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Backwaxer, why do you seem to hate the first amendment so very much?
this has nothing to do with the first amendment.
every day that say bigoted shit on fox news. don’t pretend they don’t – this is the second time THIS WEEK it was in the fucking news that a news outlet said bigoted shit. Brian Kilmeade the other day said ‘all terrorists are muslims.’
so sure, it PISSES ME OFF. I really wish there wasn’t a venue for bigoted shit getting into the ears of millions of people every day. some of them good people. listening to this fucking shit. getting worse.
that’s what I’m complaining about. I’m specifically angry at the specific person who said some of the bigoted shit yesterday. I wish he wasn’t like that and didn’t have the opportunity to make the world worse.
I SHOULD wish that. EVERYONE SHOULD. It’s a fucking sick thing.
but I never said lock him up.
Yeah, I think Juan Williams should’ve put it this way:
“i’m sure a person who saw someone get attacked by a muslim when they were young and grows up to be afraid of muslims doesn’t want to be afraid of them. but deep down inside, when they come across a muslim, they still get a little nervous, but when it comes down to it, they recognize the irrationality of it all, and then even end up owning a muslim.”
I’m sure there are lots of people who have conditioned bigotry as a result of their upbringing who are actively trying to overcome it, or at least trying hard to conceal it so they can be functional members of an increasingly multicultural society. Had he gone of FOX news and discussed it openly, about how he’s trying to be a better person, and possibly creating a teachable moment for the viewers, that would be fine, whatever. But rather than that, what he did was go on national teevee news network and try to justify it, and tacitly, allow viewers to justify their own prejudices at the same time since “oh, that black guy’s afraid of muslims, so I guess it’s okay that I am too”. That is why he is a dick.
Aside: I know it’s already been said, but I’m so proud that we’ve reached a point where a black man can go on FOX news and spout ignorant racist bullshit alongside the whitest people on TV. We finally made it, Mom!
This shit got too serious. Can’t we all just think about kittens?
Won’t someone think of the KITTENS!?
Look, I’m not a bigot because I have an orange kitty AND a black kitty.
Fact: Giants fans aren’t bigots.
you make a fair point, bumblebutt.*
but it isn’t necessarily always “conditioned bigotry as a result of their upbringing,” that leads to this fear, it’s a psychological and physiological reaction to a VERY traumatic event, the other bombing attempts that followed it that provoke it.
*great sentence
We’re all prejudiced towards certain things, and that’s natural, because it stems from the conclusions we draw from experience or from other the experience of the people we respect. But there’s a huge difference between “private prejudice” (no Nobelo) and actively promoting and imposing your biased beliefs, and actually treating others unfairly because of them.
Yeah, what you said.
I meant that as an illustrative example. I’m not a psychologist so I can’t comment on the nature of phobias and anxieties or how they arise, but I don’t think it’s fair to judge someone on something that’s essentially beyond their control. I won’t start criticizing until they start actually acting on their fears and making the world a worse place for the rest of us (e.g. Juan Williams).
I mean, no. When horrific violent acts are committed by white right-wingers (Timothy McVeigh, blah blah blah), it does not lead to generalizations in the media or in most Americans’ brains about white people. To say anti-Muslim bigotry is a reaction purely to 9/11 is 1) incorrect, ignoring the consistent stigmatization of Muslims in our culture and 2) frustrating, because it at least partially validates said prejudice.
Weren’t the 9/11 bombers wearing Banana Republic and drinking Pepsi?
Yeah, that’s why you’ve got to be afraid of all brown people. JUST TO BE SAFE.
I took the bus to work in Washington DC when the London bombings happened. My bus route stopped at the Islamic Center and there were always lots of people getting on and off there with backpacks. Basically what happened in England. That was no fun.
The trick is to swallow your bigotry and say, “fuck it.” I would honestly rather be dead from explosion than someone who worries about a GIGANTIC number of people who look different than me.
The nervousness is something to be ashamed of and that’ where Juan Williams blew it. But I admit the nervousness was there.
The main reason I don’t get worked up about it is if someone wants to blow up a plane going from Columbus OH to Providence RI, then they’ve set their sight to low and are probably not a threat.
Sights too low. GD it.
*aunt martha also from columbus*and in all honesty my parents are muslim and sometimes they get nervous at the entire debate on muslims(extremists) because more muslims have been killed in extremist attacks than christians,my parents have been threatened,accused and even lost jobs because of muslim prejudice, and im not defending all of william’s decisions but i feel if ppl had read the entire interview they would have seen he was defending the prejudice against muslims in america in general but the video is literally 46 seconds,literally just basing him off of one paragraph is pretty wrong but it still hit pretty wrong
Okay guys, for serious.
I can sort of relate because whenever I turn on the TV and see someone who identifies themselves first and foremost as a Fox News Analyst, I get worried.
Basically, the same as this:
He can’t be a bigot though. He’s black AND his name is Juan. Bill O’Reilly can’t be a racist either, because he had Juan Williams on his show and they agreed on everything.
Bill O’Reilly has a picture of Juan Williams in his wallet.
Turns out they did not agree on everything.
http://www.slate.com/id/2271931/
Can’t we go back to unknowingly hateful and hilarious hillbillys of yesterday instead of prominent hateful news contributors?
“He needs to get out of his bubble and get some education about other cultures, ya’ll” -Babe 25 whispered
….Babe 25 whispered right before she put her makeshift KKK hood on?
But nah for reals, check yo selves.
Oh yeah, I forgot about the KKK hood part. I only watched the video Gabe posted. Okay, and a couple of her “singing”. Okay and one of her telling everyone to “leave her man alone”. Okay and one of “her man”.
He’s not a bigot! My boyfriend loves Civil Rights and jazz! Look, here’s his favorite movie about jazz:
Juan bigot to rule them all.
nailed it
BOOM. Roasted.
Juan bigot to find them,
Juan bigot to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Arabia, where the Muslims lie.
Appropriate all the way through!
My boyfriend used to have a picture of a Muslim in his wallet, but it scared him too much.
Juan Williams got fired? Man, this economy.
I’m pretty glad the pledge that I just sent to NPR won’t go toward paying his salary.
My boyfriend is Juan in a million.
Alternate: You’ve seen Juan Muslim, you’ve seen ‘em all.
#easyjokes
#Easyjokes
Easy as Juan Two Three
He’s had Juan too many, I’m afraid.
Well you know what they say, it takes Juan to know Juan.
I for Juan don’t get nervous when I see Muslims on a plane. Snakes on the other hand…
I Juander how Paul Greengrass managed to resist and named the movie United 93.
That’s it! I’ve had it with these Muslim fighting snakes on this Mohammad flying plane!
“I have a book about civil rights — WHICH I WROTE — in my wallet. ” -America’s least-racist man
“I am almost a color, so I could not be less racist.”–my boyfriend
I can’t wait until the day that the “I’m not a racist” argument just boils down to someone saying “Well, you know I’m not a racist, because of how many times I’ve prefaced a racist statement with the phrase ‘You know I’m not a racist’, so…”
I’m totally not a racist because I’ve said “I’m not a racist” over 100 times. Look, I even have my “I’ve said that I’m not a racist more than 100 times” merit badge!
I just Checked into “I’m not A Bigot Nor A Racist” on 4Square.
Just Became the Mayor.
It’s in my wallet somewhere!
Good argument, my boyfriend! I totally agree that because some radical said during his trial that the USA’s war with muslims has just begun (or whatever, I don’t want to rewatch the clip), that that totally proves that the USA is SO at war with all muslims and not just a tiny fraction of radicals. BOOM, nailed it!
Fucking Assholes Like Juan williams are why I can’t walk down a street (nor get on a train, plane, or bus) without being eyefucked like I’m about to blow something up. Nevermind I’m not a muslim.
what a fucking dick.
on top of the fact that he’s a fucking bigot, he’s also a fucking liar.
he doesn’t get scared when he sees muslim people at the airport. he just likes saying he does.
die!
Hate all you want, Gabe, but when my boyfriend pulls his picture of Brown v. Board of Education out of his wallet, you are gonna be so moted.
I get nervous when I can’t find a Cinnabon at an airport.
They can take our freedoms but they cannot take our CINNABON!
If I was a terrorist I would put a bomb in a hollowed out Cinnabon. Plenty of room! Even the crustiest, angriest TSA employee wouldn’t fuck with a guy’s Cinnabon, because this is still America in a good way sometimes.
You fool! You’re gonna get Cinnabon’s banned from the airport. I’ll be damned if you’re gonna ruin sticky breakfast snacks for me!
Summumma bitch, that’s “Cinnabons” not “Cinnabon’s”. And I’m totally NOT writing this during English class (yes I am).
Black people are the new white people.
“You ever notice how black people drive like *this*, and white people drive exactly the same way?”
Did you ever notice how Wontons and Ravioli are essentially the same thing but that the former inexplicably reduces the consumer’s ability to drive and automobile, while the latter makes you fat unable to say the word parmesan without sounding like an asshole. Unless, of course, we are talking about Chef Boyardee ravioli, in which case the Proustian moment comes when you realize that you’d love to stop drinking Milwaukee’s Best Ice and get off your couch and work at the plastics factory, but the United States government has tied your hands by relaxing immigration laws, causing you to never cut your goddamn lawn which we, IE REAL white people in this rapidly improving postPOST!-bungalow lake community, somehow find the time to do.
And in my defense, I play disc-golf with this perfectly normal African American fellow named Tom Lying.
Is hating a religion racist or is there another word?
Both Bill O’Reilly & Juan Williams are my boyfriends and really I can only orgasm while having a threesome and we’re all wearing burkas.
Whatever cloud Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King are watching this from, I’m sure they’re SUPER STOKED that their struggle and sacrifice have given this guy the excuse he needs to rant against Muslims.
“Remember that time I gently massaged your anus with the bridge of my nose?” – Juan Williams, to me this morning
Juan isn’t be intolerant of Muslims, he has a picture of Mohammed in his wallet.
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The Fonz: AAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
Does anyone know where I can get some good sneakers? I do a lot of after hours activities and I need something that will provide comfort, yet still impress with style and flash…I just can’t seem to find that anywhere.
What’s fascinating is that at the end of this clip he observes: “I don’t think there’s any way to get away from these facts.” In reference to the FACT of his own bigotry.
Does he possess these private airplane fears? Then he is morally obligated to fight his wretched musings every moment of every day with actual facts and the burning noble light of truth.
Dear boyfriend: please don’t call a spade a fact.
Also, sneaker ideas.
UPDATE – This Jagoff Just Got Fired from NPR http://gawker.com/5669458/npr-correspondent-fired-for-talking-about-muslims-on-fox?skyline=true&s=i
From that article: “last year, also on The O’Reilly Factor, he called Michelle Obama “Stokely Carmichael in a dress”
Can’t a guy just go on national cable television these days and while explaining why hes not a bigot, actually confirm that he is actually a raging bigot without being fired these days? No? Ok, i’m alright with that.
I’ll miss your dulcet tones on Morning Edition, Juan Williams. Although I won’t miss them much knowing that underneath them the rasping screech of a bigot scratched and clawed to get out.
You know I’m not a bigot. But when I get on a plane, I gotta tell you if I see people in Christian garb and I think, you know, they’re identifying themselves first and foremost as Christians, I get worried; I get nervous.
jesus christ, gabe- that orgasm line is a bit MUCH
It’s hard to remain objective when the word bigot appears 28 times on this page but I’ve got $5 that says Bill Maher defends Juan Williams on Real Time tomorrow. Islam is a religion of peace. Srsly.
I don’t understand.
1. but just because the majority of people that have written on this page understand the definition of the word ‘bigot’ and are correctly pointing out that Juan Williams is one doesn’t mean that they are not being objective. It is an indisputable fact that he is a bigot, and no one is being ‘biased’ by saying it.
2. why does anyone commenting on a pop culture blog feel the need to remain objective about this? it’s ok to have an opinion about this. not an unfounded one. but it you want to go straight from the indisputable fact that he’s a bigot to your opinion that he’s a piece of shit, this is a perfectly good place to state that opinion. People might try to pull out red herrings like ‘you don’t like the first amendment.’ but that’s their incorrect opinion.
Juan Williams is not a bigot because he’s afraid of Muslims on airplanes. Some Muslims don’t use toilet paper. Does that make me a bigot to be afraid to shake hands with them?
Probably.* Unless you wanted to shake left hands for some reason.
*No offense. Your word; not the kind of word I would put on a monster. (My boyfriend, on the other hand…)
So here’s how it went:
1. Kenny Powers confessed anxiety about shaking hands with someone who uses their hand for personal hygiene.
2. I pointed out that a person who uses their hand for personal hygiene would not offer you that same hand for any public purpose.
3. …downvote?
This is clearly a dead horse. But just sayin’.
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Lay off the booze, numbnuts. You are annoying enough when you’re sober.
well, 8 hours later and sober: I’m sorry again. I was being a real asshole and I shouldn’t have written any of that.
sorry man
Juan Williams, isn’t that the guy who wrote the score for ‘El Jaws’?
ZING
As a karate expert, I will not talk about your boyfriend.
if you actually look back at this, sorry dude
Correction: They are actually both ex-boyfriends of mine, and I’m still a little bitter about them hooking up.