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And now for the traditional Wednesday morning dance.
Classic Wednesday morning. Classic dance. (Via Arbroath.)
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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I’m not sure that sheet on the couch is protecting ANYTHING.
Closely followed by the Traditional Wednesday Morning Barf
I don’t think this is gross at all. I simply love it.
Simon Cowell’s got to let off steam somehow.
I could totally see Wagner perform this on the X Factor’s “irritating dance records” week.
For the benefit of the confused non-Lorries, there is a Brazillian novelty contestant called Wagner in this year’s series, no lie. You wish he was your stepdad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKJBzE8a3A
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wednesday is hump day after all
Ack! I meant to upvote you and downvoted you on accident! A million apologies. Credit +2 votes.
It’s like his own Humpty Dance! It’s your chance… to do the HUMP.
I think Six Flags has found their new spokesman
At first I was like “yuck,” but then I was like “nope, still yuck.”
Unlike most YouTube dancers, this man had the wherewithal to have someone behind the camera, just in case a situation arose where a close-up of him shaking his ass was required. Indeed it was.
Upvoted. Not to be a picky person, but it appears that that magnification/zoom thing was artificial, done in post, not with the lens of the camera but via a software induced zoom in/out.
HUP – Wait, I forced my eyes open long enough to watch the whole thing and there IS a conspirator. Poor, sad human beings, we all are.
DS, you are the Jim Garrison of this video, sitting in a dark office with your cute puppies, murmuring “enhance, enhance, enhance…”
You mean you guys don’t post videos of yourselves dancing in your underoos and a bathing cap on YouTube?
It’s like I don’t even know you all anymore.
I think we have found the perfect European (close enough) man for Katherine Chloe Cahoon.
He really understands when American ladies need to wear sarongs and tankinis to camouflage their low body-confidence.
They can share his!
Does the middle-aged-man-dressing-like-a-maniac-and -dancing-like-he -ought-not-be-while-making-a-face like-he’s-moderately-to-very-constipated-and-then-putting-that-on-youtube thing have an official name?
“The Internet”
‘Fatherhood’
“Forever Alone”
“Fozzy The Chair”
This guy should definitely rent himself out to women who need dates to weddings. He is the perfect wedding dancefloor partner!
“Damn”
– Da Booty Hitta
Didn’t watch this to the end, but did he end up making it to the pool?
Via the window, I believe.
Classic the Internet!
“All right, I admit it, my heart’s just not in it anymore.” – The Internet
This guy knows:
This guy is so New York, it’s impossible. He makes Andrew Dice Clay look like Paula Dean.
Actually the guy who best encapsulates NYC is that fat guy right behind him just yelling “Fuck You” over and over to no one in particular.
#rodenexttomeonthesubwaythismorning
I’m the kid in the green hoodie who is both confused and delighted by the whole scene.
I’m the middle-aged man at the right who’s telling his kid “If you ever act like this guy when you catch a ball at a game, I’m going to throw you onto the field.”
I’m the man in the black flat cap who is politely entertained but just wishes everyone else would sit the fuck down.
I’m the guy eating popcorn in the upper right just amused by all you idiots.
I’m the guy sitting in my chair behind my computer laughing because the Yankees got their asses kicked last night.
#iwillalwayshatetheyankees
Is …this…Gabe?
I shit you not, those are my cousins. He’s actually very quiet.
Where does one even buy shorts like that?
Seriously, do you guys know where I could purchase a pair of shorts like this guy has on?
Probably American Apparel, or a thrift store (though you’d probably want to wash them first if you get them from either place).
These aren’t exactly what you’re looking for, but will probably entice and excite just the same: https://davidshorts.com/Home.html
It’s a good thing there were random flashes inserted there. Then again, Not Like I wasn’t Blinded already.
Finally, a viral video themed costume for Halloween that I already have in my closet.
Hey, apropos of nothing, does anyone know how to get regurgitated Frosted Flakes out of a keyboard?
And they said Male Camel Toe didn’t exist. THEY LIED!
It’s called Moose Knuckle.
I heard it was called Frog Eyes.
Is the epilepsy-inducing flashing at the beginning to stun you into submission? When it stopped, the dancing didn’t seem that bad…
The lights actually stopped? I had to stop watching not because of the dancing (we should all have something that makes us so happy) but because of the flashes!
michael phelps is high as fuuuuuuuuuck.
He’s still got it, though.
If I’m not mistaken, I believe the Jersey Shore crew has a video of themselves dancing to this song as well. The real question is, who posted it first?!?!
I’m sorry, you may downvote me now for knowing that.
I don’t know, this feels like a really calculated attempt to go viral to me. I’m not getting a “we should all be so lucky as to find something in this world to make us happy” vibe from this guy. More like: goofy bathing cap and goggles? Check. Pull my shorts up high? Check. Make sure to include hump moves in my dance? Check. One youtube fame-moment please.
I almost felt that way too, but OTOH, the first thing I did after my seizure was press the “replay” button.
I didn’t even make it past the screen cap.
I haven’t logged in since the site redesign (from like 12 years ago) made it confusing. I reactivated my account just to say that this is the best thing I have ever seen. I thought it couldn’t get any better, and then he started breaking it down at the end.
Classic Wednesday dance indeed.
What, you’ve never had your glasses stolen at the pool while swimming, leaving you with only your prescription goggles?
Aqua man!
OK so I thought an html img tag is all that it would take and an html img tag is NOT all that it would take.
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I am officially that man’s camel toe.
Right now his 17 year old daughter is wondering why her new high-waisted American Apparel bikini bottoms aren’t fitting quite right.
This guy is definitely Da Booty Hitta ‘s competitive cousin.
I can’t believe you would hack into my boyfriend’s private webcam show for me, Gabe.
Someone get this guy some suspenders… he keeps interrupting his moves to hike his shorts up higher.
Dude, that’s what suspenders are for. To hike them up higher. All the time higher. Until they can’t get any higher anymore.
The Couch Club is the most exclusive club in town.