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Pee Wee Herman and Regis Philbin dress in identical gray suits w/ bowties and go on a tour of New York. You know, normal stuff. The word of the day is “normal stuff.”
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The part of the day where they went to a movie theater together has been censored for your protection.
So, naturally I upvoted you Face, but can we all agree that Paul Reubens’ arrest was like the most ridiculous arrest ever. “He’s masturbating in a porn theater! Let. Sanchez, Det. Baldovski, quit masturbating and arrest him!”
This girl knows what I’m talking about:
Also, he now claims that masturbation experts can prove that he was innocent in the matter: http://tinyurl.com/2wgar3v
What I want to know, though, is how do I become registered as an expert in something I’ve had hands-on experience with nearly every day since I was 13 or so? I sense a career change in my very near future.
Did you see that the “expert” hailed from the “Masters and Johnson Institute”? HAHAHAHAHA!
I imagine a typical workday there involves an awful lot of giggling.
Pee Wee is about 30 years too late to find the kind of theaters he wants in Times Square.
Don’t do it, people! Do NOT post a gif of Large Marge. I DO NOT want to go back into therapy.
A Large Marge? Why not?
On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building… And when they pulled the driver’s body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this.
Yes, Sir, the worst accident I ever seen.
since we’re already not sleeping tonight as it is
When I was a wee Checkeredlass, my parents took me to see Who Framed Roger Rabbit? When Christopher Lloyd got run over by a steam roller, I began screaming so loudly that I had to be taken out of the theater. This led to a severe restriction on the movies that I was allowed to see, and, years later, an argument about whether or not middle school me was old enough to handle “Men in Black.”
The one and only time I met my great uncle, I ran from the room crying and would not come back because he reminded me of Judge Doom. i feel really bad about it now.
DAMN IT, FRANK! WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!! This guy knows what I’m talking about:
My unbridled joy for Pee Wee was squelched by Regis’s incessant awkwardness.
Regis: “Don’t hurt the Pee-Wee.” That’s what she.. oh why bother.
“Normal Stuff!”
“They have this thing called ‘calling ahead,’ Regis.”
Regis has a personal connection to Pee-Wee because he watched the premiere of Pee-Wee’s Playhouse with his grandkids.
Can somebody please make a gif of peewee and regis on the escalator? I could watch that all day.
I see a little Pee Wee in Justin Bieber.