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Wait. There is a Jessica Alba nude scene in Machete, but the nudity was CGI? Unacceptable! TO THE STREETS! A RIOT AWAITS! (Seriously, though, what? Let’s end this. All of it.)
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What’s up with Jessica Alba?
Steve is going to be thrilled, and then so sad.
Steve Winwood will just be so mad.
Maybe Bing’s offerings will help him through it.
“I give no care back and forth.” –Steve “Willow Smith” Winwood
))((
))No Care((
I have a feeling this will his reaction:
She’s pretty animated.
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I love that we are 10 comments in to a thread-within-a-thread about Steve Winwood and he’s nowhere to be found. Say what you will about him, but no other monster is getting that kind of “love.”
alright….who is gonna say it?
FAKE
GAY
FIRST
Upvotes all around!
ELECTRIC CAR
Fake Alba is better than no Alba I always say
Seconded. Motion carried.
So even Jessica Alba needs to have her tummy shaved down by computers? Jessica Alba is not concave enough? Jesus, no wonder I hate myself.
“I will gladly do a nude scene if I feel it enhances the role. And if they promise to animate my body with computers.”
ART!
To be fair, Robert Rodriguez is creepy. I wouldn’t feel comfortable exposing my Charlie Browns to him.
He just wants to see boys’ Linuses.
Doesn’t he wear Ed Hardy?
*shudder*
I’m with, Jessica Alba. & Baby Friday. On this front.
I am actually opposed to Jessica Alba on this front. I think that she is using a cartoon version of her nude self (strategically improved, natch) to continue actressin’ and pretending to be more relevant to the world in some crappy movie.
Although there is something to the idea of me sending a CGI Friday into the classroom to do the heavy lifting for me.
If you send a NUDE CGI Friday, you’ll at least keep the students’ attention.
They will be rapt with horror.
You spelled “rapt with puberty” wrong.
I AM GOING TO OPEN A RESTAURANT CALLED “CGI FRIDAYS” OMG OMG
They will serve sarcasm with a heaping helping of Mans’ special recipe sweat-and-paperclip gin.
I agree, except I am disappointed that you would call Machete a crappy movie.
It’s true, I have not seen Machete, so I cannot comment as to its quality. But I’m guessing since it features a computer-animated nude Jessica Alba, Casablanca it ain’t.
Apparently they did not just remove the underwear, they also cut part of her stomach. What, was she not thin enough for these CGI nerds? Sheesh.
Did you guys hear that? It was the sound of Steve Winwood’s head exploding.
Fur and and electronic parts everywhere…
Hmmm sounded a lot like a child’s stomach gurgling to me…?
I think you’re listening too carefully.
My karate skills kicked in again. My b!
Alway
Be
CG’ing Nudity
My Grandma is trying to call Jessica Alba: apparently she stole her panties.
I actually prefer those to the butt floss thong action that a lot of you creeps seem to prefer. That shits nasty, yeast infection central. No thanks. No prego.
Man this is really old news, heard about this like a month ago or maybe just a couple weeks ago. Gabe = not doing his job staying on the cutting edge of the blogosphere hyper-verse
Mr. Rodriguez, you’ve really outdone yourself this time.
Sorry fanboys, Jessica Alba is not really part gun.
They didn’t remove her underwear digitally, they ADDED it digitally for the trailer. (Rodriguez did something similar for Carla Gugino in “Sin City” – in the trailer she’s wearing a bra, in the actual film she’s topless). Why the hell would she be showering in her underwear?
And they also made her belly slightly bigger for the trailer? I don’t think so.