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You know that great part in that awesome movie, Bruce Almighty, when Jim Carrey has to sit and answer God’s Emails (oh brother), and they just keep pouring in from all over the world? That’s how I feel sometimes, but with emails from people about new Porno Switcheroos. Who knew there were so many?! If only I could type as fast as Bruce Almighty and post all of them! Here is one from Finland…I think? From iltalehti.fi:
From the readership on Friday found 7-year-old daughter with a TV set out five of Ella Enchanted, children’s films, much to the astonishment when the ad on the screen katkolla lävähti dangling penises.
When the K-7-classification has moved to children’s advertising to the cache of about 21 at the time, a small crew to the eyes of the family were beaten K15-classified material. This was a motion on Monday to have been shifts 5D: Me and my dick-Swedish documentary trailer.
The documentary told the men, whose life revolves around their genitals.
Five TV commercial director Heidi Rose Jan considers that there is very troublesome. It was his view, human error, which was due to a change in the program position.
You know, in this mixed up fast paced topsy turvy world, it’s nice to know that Porno Switcheroos are happening the world over, and that executive programming directors all over the globe are forced to make public statements about how they are “troublesome.” SWe are all just human beings. This also explains the international appeal of the documentary Me and My Dick. I didn’t even know they watched that on TV in other countries, because I was too busy watching it on TV here. Wherever you go, there you are, you guys. Life is just a chair of bowlies, indeed. (Thanks for the tip, Face Taco.)
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Yes! From Finland! Land of VCR collections and dangling penises!
Finland, Finland, Finland, that’s the country for me!
Are you guys finnished yet?
HELsinki NO!
Pony-trekking or camping, or just watching TV,
Finland, Finland, Finland, that’s the country for me…
I thought Sweden was the land of the dangling penis?
Who was that article’s author? Babelfish?
Bobby Bottleservice seems more accurate.
babelfish–goddamn yes! great monsters who begin with ‘i’ think alike.
“katkolla lävähti dangling penises.” Ugh, is that what I ordered? *choke*
“katkolla lävähti” is Finnish for LOL.
Unrelated post, but I need to shout out to the Videogum Song Contestants!:
I got a speeding ticket (ugh! fml!) on my way to work. I don’t normally speed, but I was running late (b/c I decided to check VG before I left for work, and I got sidetracked). Anyway, I was really upset that I got a ticket (but I really shouldn’t have been speeding, so my fault), but when I got back in the car, VG songs were playing! All was right in the world again. Your songs really helped to cheer me up this morning. So thanks again, Monster songwriters!
Imagine what’d have happened if you’d put on the new Katkolla Lävähti Dangling Penises album!
Pitchfork gave it a 5.2.
Hey, that’s great! I mean, not that you got a speeding ticket, obvs, but our songs were a comfort to you in a moment of crisis. Happy to help — let me know the next time you have a bad day at work and I’ll send you an mp3 of me covering, “Take This Job and Shove It.”
I would like this right now actually! Although, things are looking up since my boss decided to take the day off today.
At least the police didn’t escort you to a dilapidated mansion in a garbage dump surrounded by a poison moat for an immediate trial.
that’s the best naming convention for a documentary. oh, it ‘tells of men whose lives revolve around their genitals’? then let’s call it ‘me and my dick’.
hey guys, want to watch that new Charles Manson documentary: ‘me and my murder of sharon tate’?
anyone want to watch the new documentary about world war 2: ‘me and my holocaust’?
So, documentaries about people and the most important thing in their lives?
The monster’s documentary, “Me and My Videogum.” BLAM!
me and my videogina
that’s the documentary about monsters who’s lives revolve specifically around the porno switcheroo archives, you know.
Sweden: finding new ways to persecute the Finnish since the 13th century. För Sverige i tiden!
There are Finnish islands for sale. Save up to buy one–they’re not even as expensive as terrible islands in the Pacific Ocean that are mostly trees and typhoon-magnets–it’s basically the perfect place to plot your revenge on Sweden. The jerks
Oh Meaverly, you misunderstand me! We vikings aren’t great at irony.
But I’ll forgive you because of your helpful hint. Buying a Finnish island would be the perfect first step to re-establishing Sweden to its rightful place as ruler of all Scandinavia.
Buncha liberal-tarians.
You guys ever search for porn and then get a news switcheroo? Ugh, the worst.
thankfully all the porn I look for involves Edward R. Murrow
gross
“When the K-7-classification has moved to children’s advertising to the cache of about 21 at the time, a small crew to the eyes of the family were beaten K15-classified material. This was a motion on Monday to have been shifts 5D: Me and my dick-Swedish documentary trailer.”
Did this make zero sense to anyone else?
It does to me, but then I read high school english papers all day.
I KNOW I’m not supposed to be a Grammar Nazi, but a teacher who reads English papers all day and doesn’t capitalize the word “English?” You make it so hard THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID *gunshot*
Sorry, that should have read “english” papers.
I thought that it was about a kids show and dangling penises but maybe they were also beated with classified material? (manilla folders full of documents??) Also I think that one of those is a backwards mouth agape in shock emoticon? D:
*beaten
Honestly, I feel worse for the guy looking to watch porn and found Ella Enchanted. Somewhere out there is a Swedish man who is Porno Disenchanted.
The documentary told the men, whose life revolves around their genitals.
