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An artist in Berlin rigged a tiny lace curtain in his studio window to automatically follow people as they walked by. In theory it’s a cute little piece of art, but watching it in practice is hilarious. GET THEM, CURTAIN! KILL THEM!
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
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We will miss your regurgitated photos from The Chive.
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Nope, that’s alright, California doesn’t really need you. Thanks for thinking of us though.
Someone needs their nap.
- Gabe, 2010
I just love this lil guy!
Yay! Me too! I’m glad he’s such a hit.
Hey very well replied by you, and i am glad to read your comment.
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Domestic violins we hardly knew ye, for good reason.
Who said Gabe gets paid for this? Did I miss something?
I’m calling Fake.
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Obviously you are not quitting because you continue to comment.
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Yes we have no bananas
I am saying Boo to you, sir:
Audience: Boo! Boo!
Burns: Smithers…are they booing me?
Smithers: Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns! Boo-urns!”
Burns: Are you saying “boo” or “Boo-urns”?
Audience: Boo! Boo!
Hans: I was saying “Boo-urns”…
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Chutes Too Narrow, actually.
Aaack, I can’t down vote a response to a classic Simpsons quote, but YES I CAN
Wrong. Gabe gets paid for being funny and having a really good website. If this wasn’t an awesome website I would be reading buzzfeed and the Daily What. Could you do what Gabe does? I couldn’t do what Gabe does. Because I’m not very funny! I’m sure Gabe couldn’t do my job either. Which is why we all get paid to do the things we do. I don’t know, this comment is badly written. Anyway, I like this website and I like Gabe so lets just keep up the good work here.
- Gabe
Jon & Gabe: two hott, buff jewish men that I love.
It’s curtains for them.
Bye bye.
Pull yourself together!
Don’t worry, we don’t think lace of you.
Keep your mind focused and your thread on straight.
big brother is a lot less big and a lot lacier than I thought it would be
It’s still Friday, could I make the Monster’s Ball? You’re all virgins, you probably have nothing better to do, right?
Enjoy my upvote! Happy Friday!
I thought you already bid us goodnight? (supra).
WHAT THE fuck is THIS goddamn NOISE?
I’d take the time to downvote you, but I’m going to go see if I can lose my virginity. Sorry I couldn’t be of more help!
Making fun of the sex we are (or are not) having? Vince Vaughn is that you??
Oh my God, I WISH I was a virgin. Holy Christ, the stories I could tell would curl your hair.
You win this round, cakeordeath.
I had the same idea, but instead of a tiny lace curtain I used a Dog the Bounty Hunter look-a-like. The authorities were not happy.
I love the tiny lace attack curtain. I find it adorable.
Although I may be more wary of my mother’s doily collection in the future.
Coming, Winter 2010- Behind This WIndow Lies Curtain Death
THE DRAPES OF WRATH: a Michael Bay Production.
“Shutter Island”
Venetian Blindness, by Jose Saramago
How Green Was My Valance
The Venetian Blinds Side
Hey, what’s up with domestic violins?
He mad.
I think it is adorable that this dude thought this would actually create any amount of privacy.
White people are so crazy about their privacy!