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The reason that there have been so many Eric Stoltz in Back to the Future unveilings this week, and also this video in which Michael J. Fox re-creates the original teaser trailer, is because the movie is celebrating it’s 25th Anniversary. I SAID, THE MOVIE IS CELEBRATING IT’S 25TH ANNIVERSARY. Turn your hearing aid up, grampos. Anyway, they say that crossword puzzles are a fun and easy way to help stave off Alzheimer’s, right? Well why not Best New Party Games? MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH!
Basically, just rework movie titles in classic (read: lazy) BNPG style using references to Back to the Future. So:
- • The Road (Where We’re Going We Don’t Need Any The Road)
• The Thin Red Calvin Klein
• Chairman of the Hoverboard
• Aeon Flux Capacitor
After you’re done playing for awhile, treat yourself to some pudding and a very long nap.
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absolute power of love
Back to the FIRST!!!!!!!!!
Totally upvoted this because, you know, classic Winwood
FRIST!!!!!!
Power of Love Actually
Plutonium Nash
Nobody Calls Me Chicken Run.
Deathwatch It McFly
Saving Private DeloRyan
Great Scott Pilgrim VS The World
Shit Huck, where do you COME FROM?!
Sesame Street?
Can you tell me how to get there?
Kiss Kiss Damn Damn
Huckabeast, you always set the bar waaaaay too high.
That’s my baby daddy.
are you even human or some rich ass alien from a world where great puns are used as currency?
De-lovely-Lorean
Lord of the McFlys
dr. emmett brown bunny
That’s Heavyweights
I’m sorry huckabeast I should have read the comments before rushing to submit what I thought was a great original comment but sadly someone much better beat me to the punch, I should have known better.
“Better than me?” Come, come, Slothdrop.
If you believe in yourself, you can accomplish anything.
Listen to the guru. Believe in you. Even if you get downvoted… go for the EGOT.
The Bourne IDensity
Hill Valley Girl
I thought my dad and I were the only two people who had ever seen that movie.
Enchantment Under The Deep Blue Sea
GREAT SCOTT Pilgrim Vs. The World
Love, Sports Almanactually
Beyond the Hill Valley of the Dolls
Make Like a Tree Grows in Brooklyn and Get Out of Here
^^^worst comment ever
1.21 Jigawatts Eating Gilber Grape?
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Berry
Oh god. I just spit out my sushi.
relax, jeremy piven.
AHAHAHA!!! My unagi!!!
Spicy Unagi? Good choice either way.
ahem: relax, technojeremy piven
Enchanted Under the Sea Dance.
Enchantment Under the Sea Dance Flick ?
You Sure Know How To Dehydrate A Mystic Pizza.
House Marty.
Schindler’s Biff
8 Pinheads in a Duffel Bag
The McFly
Also The McFly 2
SAVE THE CLOCKERS TOWER
D’oh!
The Royal Biff Tannenbaums
This is magic.
episode 3: revenge of the biff
The Color Purple Underwear
Winner.
Hello McFly, Anybody Home Alone?
Eric Stoltz of the Spotless Mind
Pepsi Free Willy
Alternately:
A Pepsi Perfect Storm
The Hot Chicken
I’m breaking the rules with this one:
“Hey you, get your damn hands off her you damn dirty ape!”
#BTTFmoviequotemashup
Where we’re going, we don’t need rules.
Yes
when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit my dad says.
It’s Marvin – your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, listen to this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
1.21 Gigawatts Eating Gilbert Grape
Whoops.
it’s cool.
Chairman of the Hover Board
“I bet “board” is spelled b-o-r-e-d”
10 Things I Hate About Manure
Pepsi Free Willy
Goldie Wilson’s War
percy jackson blah blah blah: the BOLT OF LIGHTNING thief
hahaha. what is this? Am I pissing off the percy jackson fans cause I couldn’t remember what the rest of that bullshit is called?
‘bolt of lightning’, dudes. that’s a perfectly valid lazy entry.
I dug it.
Incestion
Thats Heavy Weights
A Clocktower Orange
Airplane! Nope, Delorian!
Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Time Machines
Where We’re Going We Don’t Need Roads to Perdition
Make Like a Tree and Leaving Las Vegas
GO directly back to 1985
Doc Jackie Brown
this needs more upvotes!
The Time After Modern Times
Also, the Time Before Modern Times
But then, the Time WAY Before Modern Times
(these are dumb)
I’m Your Mr. Destiny
#nailedit
I’m inclined to agree (Mr. Density, maybe?).
Biffdiocracy
Me, Myself-lacing Nike’s, and Irene
zach gali-zemeckis live at the purple onion
Marty McFly Me To The Moon
Biff…
Nice. On a list of good reasons for time travel, shagging a young Malcolm McDowell is probably in the top three.
Back To The Future. (nailed it)
The Time Machinist
Parking In Cars With Boys
Mr Libyan’s Vacation
The Sisterhood of the Time-Traveling Pants
The Lyon Estates King
Marvin Berry’s Room
Damn, that was going to be my entry!
The Cook, His Wife, The Thief and Crispin Glover
That movie was good but it made me barf. Literally.
Nobody picked me up on the syntax?
I am leaving for my interview and do not have time to play, but this is for all of your wonderful entries:
Save the Last Dance (For Your Mother)
Goldie Wilson’s War is taken? Damn.
Jesus, I would’ve hit that Rolls-Clarence-Royce!
88 Mile.
Well, contest’s over. I’ll go pack my things.
WIN!
Lone Pine Mallrats
Mr. Fusion Goes to Washington
Your Cousin Marvin Berry’s Room
80s Diner
Riding In Cars That Travel Back To the Future With Boys.
City Slackers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold
Obscure Character Edition:
Mayor Goldfinger Wilson
Mr Strickland Before Time
In the two Lines of Fire
Ella Enchanted Under The Sea
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Come on, this is funny! Completely reprehensible, but funny.
Jeez, Dad, it’s a Wonder I Was Even Bourne Identity
run for it Marty run for it
He has 20 minutes to get his parents back together, or else he and Manni will have to rob a grocery store.
hoverboards don’t work on like water for chocolate
Unless You’ve Got Power Rangers: The Movie
Lord of the McFly’s
Principal Strickland of the Lost
When Harry Emmett Sally
The Griff T(annen)-ers
The Planet Van Halen of the Apes
The Ten Things I Hate About Manure.
didn’t see it above I lose
SPINning license plate CITY.
Look Who’s Talking ToOo la la
Marticus
In The Land Before Tab
Young Einstein, you little devil!
How Stoltz (sort of never) Got His Groove Back
The Hill Valleys Have Eyes
The Last of the Nikes
Get Your God-Damned Hands Off of Herbie: Fully Loaded
Twin Pines: Fire Shop With Me
Home Alone Pines Mall
any twin peaks reference is alright with me
Upvotes! upvotes! So many upvotes!
Outta Timecop
Gotta go Back in Tiiiiimecop
Marty
(easy way out)
(short cut home)
1.21 Gigliwatts