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It’s one of the oldest tricks in the Political Tricks Book. When your campaign is beleaguered by the candidate’s long history of WITCHCRAFT and ANTI-MASTURBATION CRUSADES and numerous instances of STRAIGHT UP LYING ABOUT COLLEGES ONE DID NOT ACTUALLY ATTEND, combined with a baseless political platform of empty anti-tax rhetoric and garbage populism built on anger and fear, you simply portray your opponent as the rapist in a viral video from four months ago what is even going on here?
Good grief. She seriously needs to fire her campaign manager and hire Alvin Greene’s campaign manager, Alvin Greene.
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Does this mean Christine O’Donnell wants to rape me now? Because it’s not rape if it’s consensual, madam!
She doesn’t want to rape you because she IS you and she opposes masturbation. Get it?
That’s why she’s against it – every time you masturbate, you rape Christina O’Donnell. She’s going to stop all the college kids from having sex cause she’s just fucking exhausted
That’s nothing I’ve heard.
Oh Christine. You are dumb. You are really dumb. For real.
and you can run and tell that.
“I was attacked by some idiot in Delaware”
Why was this narrated by a robot?
Awwww, I bet Christine O’Donnell had to smoke a lot of cigarettes before she narrated this ad.
Maybe it’s my speakers, but I’m pretty sure it was narrated by this guy:
Ug. Double Ug. I think I’ll just stay here and wait for 2012.
This episode is what caused my avatar to change.
I cry like a Dawson animated gif whenever I watch that episode.
this episode is why “Walking on Sunshine” is officially the saddest song ever.
Ever.
Did anyone see the most recent batch of episodes that premiered on COmedy Central. In one of them they find some old thing and Hermes asks what is it and the Prof says it’s another one of Fry’s petrified dogs. Then he shouts to get rid of it quick before Fry sees.
I thought that was pretty funny, considering that Fry’s dog in that episode is one of the saddest things ever animated.
Eh, I’ll probably Netflix it.
I don’t know: looks better than Lord Of The Rings – “One Man To Tax Them All!”
“Politicians with actual power and responsibility are using ridiculous Internet-based memes to try and win support? Shit, we better hurry up before something else beats us to it”
~ 2012
Is it just me, or does the next Jason Statham movie look AWESOME!!!
Oh nooooo!!!! That episode of Futurama makes me never stop crying!
Reply to lilbobbytables above
Fail. Downvote my life.
Aww, don’t cry Baby Friday. Here, have this:
Wall•E performs a kegel exercise.
Gross. But upvoted.
“Paid for and authorized by the friends of Christine O’Donnell”
Christine’s friends must write jokes for Leno or just hate her.
deja entendu might be my favorite album of all time.
that is all.
“Hide your will, Hide your lights.”? That seems lazy. Like, how about “Hide your bill$” at least?
Clearly you’re not a follower of Delaware legislation or else you’d know of Coons’ controversial provision to levy a tax on Legal Forms and Lightbulbs.
Fun Facebook page that pokes fun at the “tea party” and its latest crazed superhero, Christine O’Donnell …. http://www.facebook.com/TeaPartyCognitiveDistortion
DOUBLE BLAME-BOW ALL THE WAY!!!
This can’t be real. Is this real>
Hide your degrees, hide your common sense. Cause she’s dumbing everything down out here.
Has anybody tried… oh I don’t know… throwing a bucket of water on her or dropping a house on top of her?
We have seriously become a garbage society. I love the internet as much as the next self conscious lonely detached nerd, but using a borderline racially insensitive meme in something as important as a United States Senate campaign makes me wonder if their anything actually worth living for in this world (wide web).
Woops!!! that was not suppose to be a comment in reply to Frank Lloyd Wrong. I was going to comment in reply but couldn’t think of a way to make a joke about “The Witch Cake” or the “Touch Test”.
Oh man, please tell me that was a reference to the witch-touching DS game, because that makes me laugh out loud every time I remember that it is a real thing.
i can’t wait for the follow-up, “Christine after dentist (tax).”
“Two girls, one too many taxes”
Good luck auto-tuning that.
Yeeeah but she doesn’t masturbate.
Hey America who am I to judge, I’m far too busy being so unbelievably ashamed of our former taoiseach (Irish premier of state) Berti Ahern whose recent ad for a tabloid paper (for which he is now a columnist) depicts him drinking tea in a cupboard. Ugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN0DtRJYs_0
Ruin our country, write a book then refuse to pay your taxes, then take up a position for a red top rag.
That’s my boyfriend.
OMG I LOVE IRISH ACCENTS!! How do you guys keep from not like squealing in delight every time one of you opens your mouth?
We put a pint in it.
sterotypegum
…I love you.
she’s casting a special spell in order to get peoples’ votes:
Funny, she is against masturbation because her entire political career seems like one big circle jerk.
The thing you guys are failing to mention is how terrible Chris Coons is I mean
He’s taxing the streets
He’s taxing car seats
He’s taxing the heat
He’s even taxing feet!
But we should be thankful he doesn’t take it all.
George would not approve
Hold on…
Fixed it.
You know, it’s all fun and games until one of these wingbats actually gets elected.
like the movie funny games? UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!
Exactly what segment of conservative Delaware voters would recognize oblique references to a minor internet meme from last summer?
Oh man Christine O’Donnell, how do you think a state makes any money? Hint: PROPERTY TAXES, YOU BIG DUMMY.
But you know, go ahead and try, as a U.S. Senator, to get state property taxes lowered. That is genius and amazing, you are like a Lisa Frank sticker sheet come to life.
I kind of hope she gets elected so we can keep hearing about all the crazy shit she does. Besides…its just Delaware anyways…i mean, who gives a fuck about Delaware.
How am I supposed to hid this man ( Will as you call him) when he dances so ridiculously and dresses so vibrantly. You’re request to “hide my Will” is a ridiculous one and I deny it whole-heartedly.
–Rick Moranis
also, the correct term is African American
For a non-witch, she’s still pretty good at giving the heebie-jeebies. Spell check doesn’t like that. Okay…For a non-witch, she’s still pretty good at giving the Herbie-freebies.
I was waiting for her to appear and say, “now you can run and tell THAT, homeboy”