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I made you a card for you on your 42nd birthday, Hugh Jackman.
And I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but expect a package from the Dry Pants Store sometime this week. (Hint: it’s pants with NO pee in them! AS A PRESENT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY! That’s the surprise!*)
*LEGAL NOTICE: In the event that Hugh Jackman is reading this, Videogum reserves the right to change or cancel any orders from the Dry Pants Store without notice.
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Today is also Notsewfast’s birthday! Happy birthday, little guy!
It is indeed a big day for people who are not yet potty trained.
Notsewfast I baked you a cake; I hope you like it!
Happy Birthday notsewfast!
I’m gonna terrible two the shit outta this place.
Just keep away from that milkaholic Lindsay
I got you that “Baby’s First John Cage” box set you’ve been asking for.
Ha! That seems quite appropriate he’s going to be listening to “2″ all day today.
Mans, how come you’re the best?
Happy BDAY Notsewfast! I hope you’re surrounded by people who love you as much as we do!
YYYEEEAAAHHH! It’s a baby headphones PARTY!
(The one time I don’t rehost an image…)
Happy Birthday, Notsewfast! Let’s rock out!
Urine for a wonderful day with family and friends! Save me a pee-ce* of cake!
*I’m sorry.
Wetter or not you are sorry, I still upvoted!
I guess it just Depends on the mood urine.
All I know is that I am not clicking the “pee pee time.” video linked from myspace.
I think somebody needs to. It won’t be me, clearly, I enjoy not having vomit in my mouth. But SOMEBODY needs to take one for the team. Joe Mande, where are you?!
I made it 14 seconds in before remembering that pee is gross and that I want to keep my job. Still, I challenge anyone here to do better. Succeed where I have failed, monsters! God speed.
Psh. Jobs are overrated. The best reason to have one that I’ve found so far is that you get to spend more time on Videogum, because if you are homeless and unemployed, spending time online, instead of out in the real world, is extra sad.
I cannot argue with that logic. And I also feel that I should send you a scarf.
On the awesome, cheery side I am forever branded with Link’s cheery visage!
#ifitmakesmehappyithastomakeeveryonehappyright?
Branded in memory or branded in ink? And yes, whatever makes one person happy should ever and always make everyone else happy. I don’t think that logic has led anyone astray, ever.
Scarfs are rad. And if I don’t end up leaving VT again, scarfs are useful.
This has helped me decide what to wear today, maybe. I have a t shirt with the Hyrule crest on it, given by the friends (former landlords) who are letting me live in their house (don’t know what to do with the former tenant who moved all his stuff upstairs into their house and when questioned about it, responded with, “No, it’s cool, don’t worry about it.”)
I clicked on it but my boss came over to my desk and said “Urine trouble!”
I’ll see myself out.
Whoops. Baby Friday beat me to the pun table. Now there’s nothing left but Urethra jokes.
Urethra in or ur-out when it comes to puns. And with that, I’m out!
I’m not going to joke about her! She’s the greatest soul singer of all time!
I think we should all hang out and listen to Urethra Franklin.
Jinx, slothdrop! You owe me a Coke.
(Why are all of the third graders asking me if you’re Chinese and you’re playing a joke?)
I think I might owe you two, Heck a round of cokes for your whole class! I mean at least you had respect for her. She is a natural woman and there Ain’t no way I should have done what I did.
Maybe I’m a Fool?
It hurst like hell so I’m just going to say a little prayer and walk on by.
You betta think, slothdrop.
Pee-lees come back!!
Um… I’ll also show myself out.
My favorite scene in Blade trinity is where Ryan Reynolds (playing Hugh Jackman) says to Wesley Snipes:
“I can’t go in there, they’ll kill me”
“Man, *I* will kill you, muthaf*****.”
Now, replace the word “kill” with “pee on”.
Let’s get it started!
Nice of Bing to pretend that you can search for Hugh Jackman OR Pee like they’re two separate topics.
He’s pretty.
“He’s also hot.”
–girlphilosopher
Good mornin’ new haircut!
What do you think? I think it suits me.
It’s GORG!
(By the way, B–did you get your invitation to the slumber party over on the Paladino post yesterday? Thisismynightmare and cakeordeath have already confirmed. It’s gonna be sooo rad!)
No, I did not! Consider my presence CONFIRMED! Can Stella come too?
A Special Edition of Duh Aficionado reports exclusively: Yes.
Yes! All pups are encouraged to come, but it’s BYOT (Bring Your Own Treats)…PSYCHE! I’ll supply some Greenies. I wouldn’t leave the pups hanging like that.
People in OLD houses shouldn’t throw OLD stones (GABE!).
#wisdom
This joke just tinkles me.
I mean tickles me.
I would like you to dance! (birthdaaay)
Pee your pa-pa-pa-pants! (birthdaaay)
I would like you dance! (birthdaaay)
Pee!
“Birthday” – Pee PeeCartney and the Peetles
This joke makes me a Ha-Pee Panda.
Hugh Jackman is an old man now, so he can pee his pants whenever he wants, without shame. Piss away, Piss Peeman.
I didn’t know Hugh Jackman had a talking nipple!
P.S. – Pee
Also, happy 112th birthday to your fossil of a wife!