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Oh cool. Hey, totally random and unrelated, do any of you know if the Internet has, like, a universal off switch that shuts the whole thing down, and if so, where someone could find it? I’m asking for a friend. (Thanks for the tip, Jeremy.)
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
This is my entry for the Videogum theme song contest.
Also, are you technically still a cougar if you’re older than the guy looking up your website?
“I’m a Cougar!” –this baby
I think this is Veruca Salt’s entry.
So glad Katy Perry could take time out of her busy schedule to write the jingle for this ad.
ha ha ha, Katy Perry can write!
My favorite part of this commercial is the fact that it sometimes plays twice in a row on my tv.
So apparently being 28 makes you a cougar now?
Right?! I think the guy looking up the site is older than any of the girls.
“I’m a Cougar!”
FYI: I didn’t plagiarize myself. My earlier post didn’t show up for a few hours, and I wanted so desperately to make my baby-is-cougar joke.
Don’t cha wish your cougar was old like me ?
Don’t cha wish your cougar was antique like me ?
Don’t cha, don’t cha ?
This reminded me of the old Nair commercials. “Who where’s short shorts? Nair for short shorts!”
My sister was three when that commercial was in heavy rotation, and she sang the jingle constantly.
Everytime I see a cougar dating site I think someone finally understands my love for jungle cats but alas no
meow
I really like his original kitten mittons.
my cat always makes me cut off the finger tips on her gloves.
There, I fixed it.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
I can’t wait for the new section Cougar Corner where Gabe starts each post with “‘Sup, Cougs?”
Yo Jelly Bracelets how about those Real Housewives
Bing my Zune? That’s What Cougar Said!
“Let’s all just chill out with a glass of white zin while the maid does the laundry, okay??”
The excessive wine drinking is my favorite part of the cougar lifestyle!
“Word to the twilight mothers”
My LIfe is Cougars.
I’m with Gabe — just takin’ the internet out with the garbage.
I’m curious about where this vote for America’s Wildest Dating service was held.
Obviously.
I was thinking probably at the picnic bench behind the YMCA.
and when this vote was held – oh “recently”? Ok that solves that.
I was unsure about this until the end. The stabby clown/wizard really convinced me!
Say “yes” to CougarLife and stabbing wizards! Say “yes” to love!
“Stay terrible, world.” —God
“You made me this way.” –World
yes, everything is wrong with this. i’m going to nitpick their logic (cause I’m stupid):
cougars (the animal) prey on smaller animals. cougars (the people) supposedly are called that cause they ‘prey’ on younger men. we all got that the first time we heard it. let’s just be consistent and stick with that as what they are.
‘don’t you wanna date a cougar?’
what? no.
maybe some small proportion of dudes want to date a cougar. but don’t start a website that requires you to sing to everyone that you’re assuming they want to date a cougar. they don’t. by definition.
This post is tons better if you imagine Rick Moranis saying it.
“Told ya so!” – Nietzsche
If you Kant say anything Nietzsche, don’t say anything Pascal.
#BNPG
I got this game on Locke.
I think you’re putting Descartes before the horse.
I think this Marx the beginning of a great BNPG.
Listen, don’t Sarte something you can’t stop.
All I’m trying to say is you can’t climb the Montaigne without Schelling out for the equipment.
In that case, better Hegel a good bargain.
Wow, I’m trying to wrap my Whitehead around that.
I’m not Saussure about the point I’m trying to make but I’m just trying to Peirce the heart of the matter.
That’s what she Said.
Way to Shopenhauer late, Baby Friday.
Camus all just chill the Hegel out?
If there is one lesson to learn from this video is to never let your Kierkegaard down around cougars.
That one might be a little too on the Spinoza for me.
You make a good Ponty.
Dewey really want to keep this up?
I’m trying to look at it from all the different Engels.
Seriously, this BNPG is Cudworth its weight in gold.
spiderman pie, you guys. already, on monday.
Oh shut the Foucault up.
Oh, whatKristeva, cakeordeath.
Seriously, Camus not take a joke?
You don’t have to take any Moore of this athieno.
Sorry. That wasn’t nice. I’ve been under so much (Levi) Strauss.
You have to realize that if you come in here saying something contrary and ruining peoples fun you’re bound Deleuze.
Yeah, why Rousseau serious?
Does everyone else have this open now? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German-language_philosophers I’m working on a killer Margwelaschwili pun.
I have found that link to be Abbt.
Can I just say that this is the smartest, funniest section of comments I have seen on an Internet blog in some time. Seriously, cakeordeath sets them up and you Monsters just Occham down.
Accidentally being the impetus of this BNPG is 100% the best thing that will happen to me this week. Cakeordeath I am going to write a Dashboard Confessional song about how much I love you.
You guys are the best! Next round of drinks on me.
I think Gabe is just jealous. For a woman to be a cougar, she must be both older than the man and be considered attractive on some level. Unfortunately for Gabe, there is only one woman who qualifies, and she has gotten too far out of his league ever since the internet got her that hosting gig on Saturday Night Live.
Betty White is Hard
Great; now every time I hear that cat growl I’ll think of this. I hate you Gabe.
“Wildest Dating Service in America: Cougarlife.com” – Christian Science Monitor
Hott Laydeezz date younger men for hot action >>>>>>>
also Hott, the uptick in Chinese investments in corn products!
- The Economist
“If you only visit one pornographic…I mean online dating service, make it Cougarlife.com!”
– Larry King
I find it hard to believe they won the Wildest Dating Service award in a world where J-Date exists.
Yo saladmatch is pretty tight if you know how to work it bro.
“What am I, chopped liver?”
-Rentboys.com
Sorry, ladies, but the phrase “midlife crisis” does not appear in the 19th Amendment, LOL.
I imagine this site leads to the kind of valid and successful relationships my boyfriend was talking about.
As someone who is attracted to “cougars” I find it interesting that this commercial featured no cougars.
I want to know what was going on at the end of that clip…
Me right before my 30 day free membership expired:
Gabe, in answer to your unrelated note, I’m pretty sure the universal off switch was given to a mexican bandito caricature and is currently being held on the city-island of Los Angeles.
I think the singer threw a “Freddy Cougar” somewhere in there.
I personally like moms and cougars in general, but I know a youngster with a mohawk and a gold chain that might have a few things to say about this site:
http://tinypic.com/r/21ou3j7/7
Uggh. I guess the secret is out: I don’t know how to embed. Time to bathe in a tub of lukewarm downvotes.
“I think I found a new ring tone.” – My coworker / Your boyfriend
Sure…hunting a Cougar may seem like fun, but once you get one home, it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I’ll take that as half a downvote for the misogyny and the other half for the mixed metaphor.
“Previously, on How I Met Your Mother”