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“I don’t get it.” — Crows.
For those of you who do not know who Michael Jackson was, he was an incredibly talented international pop superstar who changed the face of music and definitely raped a bunch of children. (Via TheWorld’sBestEver.)
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Fake. That scarecrow didn’t used to be black.
I WAS totally EXPECTING Gabe to GO “he was an incredibly talented international pop superstar who changed the face of his face.”
ON AN unrelated note, THERE’S SOMEONE else on this SITE now that uses A NAME with “lizz” IN IT and has AN AVATAR of Liz Lemon IN PRINCESS LEIA garb and IT IS CONFUSING the ever LIVING FUCK out of ME.
i know all about the impostor. it’s only a matter of time before i make my move.
For those of you who do not know who Michael Jackson was, he was an incredibly talented international pop superstar who changed the face of music and definitely raped a bunch of children.
“…and ALLEGEDLY definitely raped a bunch of children.”
FTFY
Whoops, more like FTFG (fixed that for Gabe).
“The crows are still tearing our fields apart, but we haven’t seen a kid around here in weeks.” — Farmers
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers
Ignorin’ I’m insane
And my face would be a changin’
Payin’ kids off that I’m rapin’
If I only had a brain
Where does he get all these wonderful gifs?
The Thriller dance I do at weddings is just as stiff as that scarecrow.
Beat it, crows.
Michael Jackson played the Scarecrow in “The Wiz.” Following this logic, these folks definitely have mannequins in the likeness of Kim Cattrall.
Michael Jackson scarecrow: you’re doing it wrong.
Dorothy: “I’m off to see the Wizard.”
Scarecrow: “Noooo, that’s ignorant.”
I went looking for a video of MJ singing “The Day Before Yesterday”, but then I remembered the filmmakers cut that song for a less-good song. Too bad, I can almost hear him in my mind’s ear. (MJ at the very least had exceptionally poor boundaries with kids, and I hate rape really bad, and yet I can still enjoy music made by MJ, and would enjoy his rendition of this song from the stage play “The Wiz”. Cool story, Fnord.)
you’ve been struck by a scarecrowminal
Wanna Be Straw-in Somethin’
Doesn’t matter if you’re scare or crow.
Stay tuned for Alien Ant Farm’s pale imitation scarecrows next year.
He looks like a raggedyman wandered from some garden where he’d used to frighten birds.
#bookgum
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My Janet Jackson scarecrow didn’t work out. It just made a rhythm nation of crows, which didn’t help at all.
Plus it shamelessly exposed it’s nipple ring to the neighbors.
*its
Wouldn’t a John Cougar Mellencamp scarecrow have been more appropriate?
No that’s ignorant, Gabe, you’re just being ignorant.
that guy is definately not the One, i don’t care what Ms Jean says.
WHOA, WHOA, That One, YOU GETTING called OUT.
It’s a Thriller all right, but is it really Dangerous? I can’t tell from here if it’s Black or White. So Bad.
That’s it–goodbye forever.
You Are Not Alone, BF. Sometimes this stuff makes me want to Scream, but then I’m alright because of The Way You Make Me Feel.
Do You Remember the Time…? You’re such a Smooth Criminal.
Damn, these comments are Invincible!
Not to mention, Off the Wall!
I can’t Keep It In The Closet anymore about you, BF, you P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing).
I said “GOOD DAY,” sirs and madams! GOOD DAY!
Cakeordeath, Will You Be There?
He had a baby named Blanket. He took said baby home still covered in placenta. My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
The baby crows will get their little linuses molested
Why couldn’t the farmers make scarecrows look like Prince? I just thought up a good “STRAWberry beret” joke and can’t use it?
#pungum
Didn’t mean that as a reply to Winwood, but I will take this time to say that I am too worry about the safety of our young crows.
*worried. Drunk.
BECAUSE then ALL the soil wood end UP MUDDY and purple. That kind of CLIMATE AIN’T good for growing CROPS.
Prince is so fucking mormon he should just go on the glen beck program
This is my favorite thing in the WORLD.
Nah, Nah, Na Na Naah. Nah Na Na Nah Naaah.
I watched this video on my iPhone so it was kind of super grainy…but I swear John Goslin momentarily appeared in a yellow shirt.
Everyone just calm down. It’s not like he allegedly rape-raped anyone.
The La Novela de Suspense Espantapajeros De Michael Jackson is missing una cabeza. Unless you call a stick una cabeza!
A story about Taiwanese farmers who have a Michael Jackson scarecrow reported by a Spanish-speaking reporter? Foreign news is weird!