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Whatever, robot. When your boyfriend is finished folding his socks, why don’t the two of you head down to the junkyard and throw yourselves in, because you’re TRASH. I’ll say that to your stupid face, too. What are you going to do about it? You can’t roll over a field of human skulls because you don’t even have any tank treads! SkyNet is a pussy. I solved your mom in 18 seconds. (Via LaughingSquid.)
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The Transformers series has gotten really bizarre ever since Jim Jarmusch took over.
“Let the Right One In” got weird once Michael Bay rebooted it.
It’s a Cylon prototype! Kill it before it nukes humanity!
“The Cylons were created by man. They solved Rubix cubes. They evolved. They look and feel human. Some are programmed to think they are human. There are many copies. And they have a plan to solve Rubix cubes.”
Good Will Hunting 2 really didn’t need James Cameron’s help.
You laugh now, but let’s see who’s laughing when the uprising comes in the form of purple nurples.
This is actually just a viral ad for Madvillain’s new album.
Yes, but can he solve a problem like Maria???
(Dorky jokes provided in part by: Baby Friday)
Oops, I meant this:
I like both of them.
Flibertegibbet and will-o’-the-whisp DO NOT COMPUTE.
Spoiler alert. This is the final scene for the new Tron movie.
Does that mean that all those bleeps and bloops are the Daft Punk soundtrack?
The remix.
It’s not these kinds of robots we have to worry about. These are just a decoy created by the real, human-like robots already among us (I’m looking at you Christine O’Donnell).
Oh great. Now I have to go home and booby trap all my Rubik’s Cubes.
What’s weird is, I keep all my change in a RuBot II, The Cubinator mug.
I would just like to clarify that I am not affiliated with Gabe and I do not share his views. I think the robots are great and awesome! In fact, I think they are better than humans! You guys are…I mean, ROBOTS are SOOO smart and wonderful. I sure can’t solve a rubik’s cube, nor can I do much else of value besides polish steel to get it nice and shiny–I’m REALLY good at that–I could probably do it until I’m really old and still alive.
Come with itsahotdog if you want to live.
“I owe Capu Flapu a favor” -You
Oh yeah? Well, I have a picture of Capu Flapu in my wallet. Top that.
“You can do all that you can but you’ll never top that, top that”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEa1BYBgeQI
We are soulmates.
I’d also like to point out how shortsighted Gabe is being. Exhibit B:
… Brother?
There are a lot of people there who are acting way too casually considering they’ll be slaves soon
Agreed! Bow down before your new robot masters, fools!
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kronos.
Whatever, we’ll just build a bully-robot to shove this nerd-robot back in his locker. NERD!
I see your Mean Girls…
Umm.. so I was at the Maker Faire two weekends ago (because Im a nerd), and may possibly have taken an almost identical video of this same robot (ibid).
[citation needed]
I am glad that Gabe said this, mostly because the robots, blinded by their anger over his insolence, may not notice me hiding behind a curtain, with a lampshade on my head.
It works with your boss.
It works with anyone, really. It’s incredible. I’ve moved into my former landlord’s spare room, and while they are confused by the extra stuff in there, since whenever they come home I hide behind the curtain, with lampshade, they have no idea I am here.
It only works because of the universality of putting standing lamps behind curtains.
I don’t know what promises our future robot overlords made you in exchange to write this piece, Gabe, but I assure you once Skynet takes over, you’ll just look like another bag of meat–soft meat that’s all too easy to kill with lazers.
I’m fine with it as long as they continue to just make robots that do all the shit I hate doing, like vacuuming, folding socks and solving Rubik’s Cubes. I’m neutral. Just consider me Switzerland.
This kid is fucked
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sRPw9B-CaGI/SuvAfDHEpTI/AAAAAAAABBw/lYy9cBiBpnY/s400/Rubiks+Cube.aspx
I’d like to twist her around until her colors match up. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M oh god I’m going to die alone.
Good thing I’m not a roboticist, because it would be so easy to have this thing whisper “I will get you” every now and then when it detects that there’s only one person within earshot.
No wait, I would put something on the other side of the fair where you have to give your name, like an artificial intelligence bot or something, with a hidden camera, and then when you get to this one two hours later, it would use its face recognition software and whisper “I know what you did, Rose”.
And of course an identical one would be hiding in the bushes by the nearest parking lot to make it look like it’s following you.
Maybe I’m putting a little bit too much thought into this.
“I solved your mom in 18 seconds.”
Sooooo many fights have started because of this.
There’s no scenario I can think of that doesn’t end in that thing crawling after me in an old smelting plant. Once it gets bored with Rubix cubes, it’s going to start solving humans.
When are they going to make one of these that can clean a house?
“What a weird looking kitchen.” -You