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Whoa, that was fast. I can’t believe that you just learned how to act this morning and you’ve already written and directed a movie that you are also starring in!
Congratulations on your acting/writing/directing/starring/soundtrack/prop master/costume designer/movie career. So far so GREAT! (Thanks for the tip, JCA.)
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Does this mean the Hunt for the Worst Movie of All Time is over?
We’ll have to wait for the next Utah Wolf movie, in which leprechauns and dinosaurs team up to take down the Russian mafia. During a hurricane.
Oh, and let’s not forget Krackoon, which I hear has already won some rewards.
Or “Stormtroopers of the Voidular Zone,” in which the SIA (a secret branch of the CIA) fights to close a rift to the future from which the 29th-century Chinese attack with their army of robots, minotaurs, and dinosaurs. To steal our oil.
I’ve already seen how that movie ends:
You guys are forgetting rule number 2 for the WMOAT-
• It must have at least one A- or B-list movie star in it. (No “outsider art.”)
Hey, that’s my wedding video!
Then what’s your wedding night video like?
I can’t attribute all of my success to Wolf Productions — I was taught how to wear a wig by Nicholas Cage.
Did James Horner score this? Because he is The Worst.
You obviously have not heard Star Trek 2′s soundtrack (and have been spending most of your “James Horner listening time” on Titanic’s)
WHERE DO WE EVEN BEGIN WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER?
For some reason, this cracked me up:
(Yes, I made it five minutes. Please don’t judge me.)
I made it 18 seconds. With only a few phrases I could tell he had not embodied his character truly.
He obviously has not read “An Actor Prepares”.
Why is everyone crawling away slowly? It’s like they want to die…
… from EMBARRASSMENT.
I already saw this link on this week’s GOOP newsletter.
Yes! My cinematic adaptation of Blood Meridian turned out even better than I hoped!
Why were the bad guys made up of Geek Squad employees and Blues Brothers?
This is what I got when I created my own local legend in the “My Soul to Take” ad.
Are those bad guys or Geek Squad employees?
Winwood in 3,2,1…
I’ll see myself out, also totally just started writing Gabe Simpson
Are they actually filming on location in the Dork Forest at one point?
Yes!!!!
Not sure how i feel about Cera’s new look….
“it’s Avatar meets Boondock Saints. An instant Cult Classic!”
– Fish Altieri
See, that’s the advantage of being Mormon. You have enough relatives to fill out the cast of a fantasy epic.
From the looks of it, all of the members of this “Unexpected Race” are fair skinned white people, while the guy hunting them down is vaguely ethnic. This is clearly how it has worked throughout history.
If you look on the website, the one black actor they have is playing the drug dealer.
is it bad that I want to find out what happens next?
What do you mean? Isn’t that the whole movie?
This must be Michael Bay’s most minimalist work to date.
Needs help from this guy: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2373535/#Writer
Don’t blame me, i attended Sarantos acting school.
They made a directing mistake. I think it was called, crossing the line. Doh!
-I took a directing class in college.
The FBI has had some nasty budget cuts.
SERIOUSLY. At the 2:00 minute mark one of the agents is wearing blue jeans. BLUE JEANS.
Theres too much running in this “movie”. I almost felt like I’ve left my computer today (loljk!)
Can somebody screen cap 5:55?
yay!
It’s not good when the first close-up of an actor’s face shocks and disgusts the audience by its unexpectedly weathered appearance.
This video is breaking GIFSOUP. I just wanted the awesome slo-mo shooting/STUNT FALLING at 1:58-2:07
I just spent ten minutes trying to make it work for the same reason.
GIF Mash request: Steven Seagal shooting the Elves people?
I kept expecting Jon Lovitz to jump into a shot and proclaim, “ACTING!”
mormons…
i’m pretty sure this is just footage of Avatar before Cameron put all the CGI in.
I want to see Paul Scheer play the main elf in a super-parody of this disaster film.
Good use of internal visualization. Coulda used more external visualization. Otherwise, great job!
-Peter Jackson
This.
Any race that lives longer than us must be shot dead.
— The FBI
FIlms that are better than English projects I did in high school, please stand up.
Not so fast Utah Wolf….
and steven soderbergh strikes again.
http://www.segoarts.org/uncategorized/call-for-papers-stephen-groo-symposium/
Anyone want to time-travel back to April 5th, 2010 with me?
Things I learned:
It’s always good form to smile after you’ve shot an elf.
A sling and some rocks are inadequate for defense against people with guns.
Facial expressions are unnecessary when you’ve been hit in the chest with a thrown knife.
Elves live in the matrix, and can duck out of the way of bullets they can’t even see.
FBI agents are sworn by law to start a fistfight if a suspect asks for one.
Everyone knows you only need to shoot two bullets to kill three elves.
that’s one wily forest… elf… guy?
Did you know that all FBI agents must glue the “FBI” letters crookedly on their own tshirts? It’s the American Law!
Leave them alone, FBI, they just want to become dentists.
Why does the FBI hate LARPers?
Lyme disease was an added bonus to being in a super awesome elf movie.
Uh, we’re all missing a trick here. Their Challenge of Faith production is a corker; my eyes hve never seen such an ill-fitting suit or inappropriately -cast wife
Doncha just hate when you bite your own tongue clearing 2ft ravines?
I digress.
It does look like all wardrobe’s bra-budget went into the brown cape, though.