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Even if you don’t want to be a serious actor, I have a feeling you still might get something out of this video:
It might sound funny? Right. There is really no way to tell one way or the other whether that sounds funny. It’s almost like this guy is TOO inspirational, you know? The full website of Utah Wolf Productions also includes a section on modeling, which I HIGHLY recommend you take a look at, even if you have no interest in becoming a professional model. Now if you will excuse me, I have to call my local Netflix and have them move a little movie called Fantasy to the TOP OF MY QUEUE. (Thanks for the tip, JCA.)
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Modeling:
Steve Johnson, Class of 2004
Chess club, Photography Club, Teen Wolf Appreciation Club
Senior quote: “A-WOOOOOOOOO! I’m a wolf, get it?”
For a man who’s never seen a vagina, he’s done an impeccable job of recreating one in photoshop.
Hey, I saw this one on awkwardzombiephotos.com!
That website doesn’t exist. Thanks for getting me excited for nothing.
I’m getting a Buffalo Bill look and vibe from this guy. “Is she gay? Is she a great big fat woman?”
“Is it aware that if it doesn’t put the lotion on her skin, it will get the hose again?”
Acting!
I think that has something to do with his YIKESbrows.
EASY ON THE TWEEZIE, GENTLEMEN!
Original title of this video: “How to Get away with Serial Killing.”
Part I: “Making Yourself a Trustworthy Character to Women Who Are Loading Groceries Into Their Cars”
I got a “poor man’s Simon Baker” vibe. See the resemblance?
(“Who is Simon Baker?” –Rich Men)
nope, he is the lost Nolan brother
Wow, he’s broadcasting in my desktop!
I’m pretty sure at least part of his shirt was scalped from my grandmother’s couch.
My tip to Mr. Advice Video here is to get rid of that shirt. That is, if he wants to be a believable character.
As a heterosexual second in command to a Dark Lord, I am disgusted with the amount of garbage I have to put up with from the horde beneath me.
I used my external visualization to be rid of that mullet, I would like a full refund.
i WILL NOT take any garbage from a horde member.
I got 17 seconds in before I realized that he himself was not even a believable character.
AND THAT LADIES, IS A DEALBREAKAH.
I call fake. That’s a stoned Justin Kirk.
Because, of course, what baby doesn’t wear Daisy Dukes?
You have to work it if you are going to make it in this biz, kid.
The “Modeling” section = my new pick me up when I’ve had a bad day (just look at those dead, goldfish eyes!)
I thought Tim and Eric were done making new episodes..
There sure is a lot of cleavage on that modeling site for someone who graduated from BYU.
Did he say modeling? He meant pornography. Terrible, shameful pornography.
There are actually 4 tactics (for acting? Yes, tactics for acting): Body Language, Voice, Touch, and Your Nose.
When he was describing the Dark Lord’s second-in-command “gruff” lady (lesbian) from “Fantasy”, I was picturing James Franco in drag, which is probably a pretty good approximation.
“I bet you take all the girls to this waterfall.”
– his girlfriend (aka you)
i think we can all agree that he’s no Karl Weathers.
As much as I love Gabe (no yoyo) I can’t believe this was the video from Utah Wolf Productions that made the cut here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Filmwolf
Try “She-Hulk”. Not to mention all the other videos from the utahwolfproductions.com website (“Tale of Mermaids” is especially epic).
Sorry, the music video for “Into a Fantasy” is the life-changer of the group, because HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT.
http://utahwolfproductions.com/movies/Into.wmv
Yeah, that one is amazing, but if you want to get into the more horrific “ACTING!!!” genre:
http://www.utahwolfproductions.com/movies/TaleMermaids.wmv
I can’t wait for Summer 2006!
Is it just me, or does this guy look like he has no arms in this video?
I took an acting class once. It was taught by a woman in her 60s whose whole reason for founding the school seemed to be to make 20- and 30-something guys take their shirts off. She would hold special rehearsals in her apartment, and she made me kiss her once (to practice a stage kiss). It was all horrifying and sad and I felt fear. On the last day a few of the guys gave her “thank you” cards full of money because she’d also lost her office job and once seemed about ready to cry over it. (Acting?) Anyway I’m sure this is the exact same thing.
He’s 60!
I’m digging their website. Their latest project “Resident Evil 3″ (totally licensed and official, I’m sure) looks great! There is even one black character, “Drug Dealer”. Can’t wait.
The Best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJnDt83_tBk
Wow! I’m speechless. Does anyone really believe that these guys know what the hell they are doing? My only question is how does this guy, who may or may not be addicted to porn, convince a horde of bad actors and models to flush their acting/modeling careers down the toilet before they have even begun?