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I feel like one of the rules of making a music video (or recording a song for that matter) should be that you have to ask yourself “Is this going to be the worst music video ever made?” (OR: “Is this going to be the worst song ever recorded?”) And if the answer is yes, you don’t do that. (And if the answer is yes to both, you publicly apologize.) (Via ONTD.)
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Was that Padma Lakshmi at the beginning?
Please pack your vocal cords and go.
“You need to end it now.”
“But mom, I’m forty-two years old. I can make my own decisions.”
“You need to end it now.”
“You can’t tell me what to do, we’re the same age.”
You just reminded me of Mike Phirman’s song “Indie” off his comedy album “The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1)”.
http://music.mikephirman.com/
I don’t think I’m ready for this jelly.
I hope people recognize this.
That’s your Videogum theme song.
Apology not accepted
Further proof that 2 negatives (the song & the video in this case) DO NOT make a positive.
It’s like Glee for people without a sense of humor.
isn’t that just “Glee”?
I upvoted you because I maintain that Glee is The Most Annoying Show on Television. But I feel that I have to mention that Jane Lynch is in it, so its got that going for it humor-wise, if NOTHING ELSE.
You hate glee over crime-procedurals?
I’m not sure about this reboot of “Grey Gardens.”
It was smart of Levi’s mom to have his name tattooed on his forearm, in case he got lost and someone needed to help him home.
At first I was like
But then I was like
BNPG: other things that would still be terrible even if Levi Johnston wasn’t in it
The Palin Family
Alaska
TMZ, Us Weekly, etc.
Brittany Senser.
(Gross.)
Ke$ha
Fox News coverage
Hummer H3s
Kathy Griffin?
Playgirl.
Restraining orders
The cultural zeitgeist
Twilight
Earth.
Is it weird that I’d still rather be a Johnston than a Palin?
No.
“What is going on?”
“With what?”
“With that boy?”
“What about him?”
“I saw you.”
“You saw what?”
STOP FIGHTING. YOU CAN BOTH BE THE WORST.
Son of a bitch! That was word-for-word my videogum song contest submission. LEVI JOHNSTOOOON!
Very sexy. Very cool.
Very professional. Very “cast must provide own costumes, apply own makeup.”
…and pay for all travel expenses.
playing a dual role deserves some cred, though.
See America? This is why we can’t have nice things.
Did anyone else lose it when she honked in the middle of the song?
Did anyone even get to the middle of the song?
Did anyone understand the plot to this one? Like, the mother has the police in her pocket? So she hires one to pull him over and throw him against the hood of his car for what crime exactly? And then she give him a manilla envelope that tells him he needs to break up with her daughter? Okay, I’m cool with all of that, but then why is he standing in the rain outside her house at the end? I guess they just had to shoehorn it in to up the already huge level of dramatic tension.
You got so much further than I did.
That’s Your Worst Music Video Ever
Why am I even watching this piece of junk? Thanks, Gabe. Really. Thanks.
Why is a 40 year old woman who’s undergone what looks to be terrible plastic surgery still living with her mother (who is only 50 years old?)